Single Greatest Thread Ever

[SD]

Even Especially those related to him.

Corrected.

EDIT -- Tell me someone picked up Paul Popovich in this thread.

Don't f@#$ me with me, little man. Do. Not. f@#$. With. The Experience. Kessinger, that's another story, f@#$ him, but leave me out of this shit-ka-boodle.

I actually assumed you had taken him, but took a chance.  Feel free to shoot my stupid ass.

And Re: Paul and these pictures.  I JUST ATE, YOU SON'SA BITCHES!

All you need to know about Paul is:  he was gay with his gay dad's dick, he hated people, and was hated by people.  I want to say that I was responsible for driving him off this board, but the tirade in question was hardly a responsible thing to do. 

[TG]

All you need to know about Paul is:  he was gay with his gay dad's dick, he hated people, and was hated by people.  I want to say that I was responsible for driving him off this board, but the tirade in question was hardly a responsible thing to do. 

You drove him off the second time, after he went all David Koresh with his "Jesus Christ" moniker.

The first time, I think it was the revelation of his MySpace page that triggered it. I won't say if I had anything to do with that incident.

[bozos72]

Even Especially those related to him.

Corrected.

EDIT -- Tell me someone picked up Paul Popovich in this thread.

Don't f@#$ me with me, little man. Do. Not. f@#$. With. The Experience. Kessinger, that's another story, f@#$ him, but leave me out of this shit-ka-boodle.

PPE...I must tell you, that is seriously making me laugh.

And Hams...I was making a terrible joke about those pictures somehow involving Paul and his exploits.  Terrible.  But that Chucky Carr quote...classic.

[Neifilicious]

All you need to know about Paul is:  he was gay with his gay dad's dick, he hated people, and was hated by people.  I want to say that I was responsible for driving him off this board, but the tirade in question was hardly a responsible thing to do. 

You drove him off the second time, after he went all David Koresh with his "Jesus Christ" moniker.

The first time, I think it was the revelation of his MySpace page that triggered it. I won't say if I had anything to do with that incident.

Ok, now I did a search for "Paul myspace."  That gave me this thread: http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=2509.0

That helped clear up a little.  I checked out the myspace page.  That cleared up some more.  I am forced to deduce that:

a) Paul is a fruity poet?  He has this on his page: "Borderlines can describe themselves for five hours without your getting a realistic picture of what they're like"
b) Paul has Walrus porn on his photo page.  They're sucking face.
c) Paul lives in Mulletland aka Indiana
d) Paul is either going to commit suicide or eschew material possessions to move to Tibet and be a monk.  Under his "Interests," Paul has:
-Movies: I gave these away
-Television: I'm going to give this away
-Heroes: These went first
e) His last name is Tanner
f) If he's living in his mother's basement, this is probably his address and phone number: http://www.whitepages.com/5050/search/Replay?search_id=20211382310301343968&lower=15&more_info=1
g) He looks like this:

h) Ugly chicks are all over him
i) He said some funny things:

Oh no, a character poster freak on a fringe messageboard is insulting me. Whatever shall I do.

I agree that the odds are bad - more of you guys than of me, and you guys started from an advantageous position - but I think eventually, if I wanted to drag it out, I could win due to the sheer stupidity of most of the posters here, and also the minor fact that nothing on that page is anything but flattering to me.

What is there to point and laugh at? You're a character poster on a fringe board. Your life is utterly meaningless and if your mother (for people like you don't get significant others) knew what you spent your time doing, she'd put her head in her hands and cry.

Meanwhile, oh no! I've got a myspace page.

Ok, I learned a little bit about Paul.  Obviously not the whole thing, but at least enough to know that he hates all Desipiots and fancies himself a superior mind...At the ripe old age of 22.  He's also batshit-crazy.  Oh, how humiliating.

[bozos72]

Oh, how humiliating.

Now, more than ever...

[TG]

I think you also missed it (more Desipio history!) where I had that picture of Paul as my avatar for several weeks and he threatened via pm to sue me if I didn't remove it.  That set off a mini-firestorm.

He had posted the picture in a thread after TW made an offhand remark about Paul never being laid:

http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=2365.msg32259#msg32259

Probably the greatest set of responses ever.

[The Paul Popovich Experience]

Gratuitous post for the post count milestone. So sue me.

[Neifilicious]

I think you also missed it (more Desipio history!) where I had that picture of Paul as my avatar for several weeks and he threatened via pm to sue me if I didn't remove it.  That set off a mini-firestorm.

He had posted the picture in a thread after TW made an offhand remark about Paul never being laid:

http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=2365.msg32259#msg32259

Probably the greatest set of responses ever.

Oh.  My.  God.

That is f@#$ing comedy gold right there!  Berserker wins:

I know I couldn't compete...such dashing masculinity, you must get more ass than a bicycle seat

Mad rhyming skills!


...And I have a new avatar.

[Tinker to Evers to Chance]

I'm really sorry I missed that.

Board bitches like him are hard to come by.

[CPT]

Desipio: our trolls are more entertaining than your board's regulars.

[Tinker to Evers to Chance]

What i find hilarious is that he bashed his tormenters as "characters on a fringe messageboard".

Because if this was a "mainstream" board, I'm sure the insults would carry more weight.

[JD]

Hey, he posted on a board that was mentioned in Variety, or some such crap. 

[Slaky311]

The last two pages have been some of the finest reading in recent memory.

[InternetApex]

Could the "Single Greatest..." you know, whatever have made the history it so deserves without the history of Paul and us recorded succinctly for posterity on pages 42-43? I'm guessing yeah. But since we're here I think I should re-hash the ultimate Paul moment, when he said, after being compared to Todd Walker in the face, that such a comparison was pure flattery since DBF is better known for being good looking than for being a good player. I mean seriously WHAT???? I have no fucking idea. I really don't.

[InternetApex]

Could the "Single Greatest..." you know, whatever have made the history it so deserves without the history of Paul and us recorded succinctly for posterity on pages 42-43? I'm guessing yeah. But since we're here I think I should re-hash the ultimate Paul moment, when he said, after being compared to Todd Walker in the face, that such a comparison was pure flattery since DBF is better known for being good looking than for being a good player. I mean seriously WHAT???? I have no f@#$ing idea. I really don't.

I'm drunk.