Single Greatest Thread Ever

[TW]

Apex's reply in that thread still makes me laugh out loud.  I read it whenever I feel like committing suicide.  You know...after Cub games.

I think the whole mission of Paul was a failure.  All of this discussion and nobody remembered the dolphins.  What about the dolphins?!?!?!

[Slaky311]

Apex's reply in that thread still makes me laugh out loud.  I read it whenever I feel like committing suicide.  You know...after Cub games.

I think the whole mission of Paul was a failure.  All of this discussion and nobody remembered the dolphins.  What about the dolphins?!?!?!

What about Tanner for Prez? Remember his "reforms"? Fantastic.

[berserker]

That is f@#$ing comedy gold right there!  Berserker wins:

I know I couldn't compete...such dashing masculinity, you must get more ass than a bicycle seat

Mad rhyming skills!

Wow, file that under "I'm a poet, and I don't even know it". I never even caught the rhyme.
As for my pile-on, I'd forgotten all about that.

[InternetApex]

Chad "Dusty Ruined My Career by Asking Me to Pitch One Day" Fox

[berserker]

Chad "Dusty Ruined My Career by Asking Me to Pitch One Day" Fox

Chad Fox's Cubs career is overshadowed only by the Hebrew Hammer.

[CubFaninHydePark]

Chad "Dusty Ruined My Career by Asking Me to Pitch One Day" Fox

Chad Fox's Cubs career is overshadowed only by the Hebrew Hammer.

The Hebrew Hammer's career was so forgettable... that it's... not.

Chad Fox, though, thanks for reminding me.  Anyways, think the Twins will take Jock back this weekend?  Maybe if we ask real nice and go buy a bunch of shit in the Mall of America?

[berserker]

Ya know something, I'm not sure Ron-DL White ever made this thread

[Slaky311]

Did Phil Norton? Willie Greene?

[Bad Kermit]

Willie Greene did.

[InternetApex]

Ya know something, I'm not sure Ron-DL White ever made this thread

He was referenced in a post about Beer League Softball Stairs who "saved" the 2001 season when Ron-DL went down with a groin injury.

At some point, this thread's credibility as the "Single Greatest...Ever" took  severe hit with so many repeats and three-peats hitting the page. I move that in an effort to further immortalize the thread that no more names can be posted without a photo. It does us no good to ask if (name of ex-Cub jerkoff) has been taken when there's a better than 80 percent chance that he has. But a picture of said Jerkoff, regardless of his status as a probable repeat would be The M.F. Balls.

[berserker]

How did they get a picture of him not carrying his bat back to the bench?

[CPT]

How did they get a picture of him not carrying his bat back to the bench?

He just didn't bother to take it up there.

[Slaky311]

How did they get a picture of him not carrying his bat back to the bench?

I wanted to see one of his crazy neck mole. And by "wanted to see" I meant "Thank the Jesus it's not shown in that picture".

[Al Yellon]

44 pages and no Kevin Roberson?  For shame, fellas.

Here he is in the midst of his best statistical year:

[Neifilicious]