Single Greatest Thread Ever

[Tonker]

And what's more, while we're on the subject, we seem to have got through this entire thread without mentioning :



Unbelievable. [pictured not throwing a strike, obviously]

EDIT :  Holy crap, look at that "signature".  I think we've just explained his utter inability to find the strike zone :  he has Parkinson's.

[LoneStarCubFan]

[Tonker]

Take a drink, Mike beat you to it.

http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=2918.msg44305#msg44305

[InternetApex]

Take a drink, Mike beat you to it.

http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=2918.msg44305#msg44305

We said doubles were ok if accompanied by photos. Especially if the player mentioned is photographed along with his puppy enchanting brother and a latina in various states of undress.

[LoneStarCubFan]

Nice lid Neifi. Pimpin' ain't easy.

[Dan]

Kermie, you need to print out the list of all the players mentioned on this thread for the Mathematical Erection Party.
I don't know exactly how, but there's got some sort of drinking game to be played with this.

[Bad Kermit]

Kermie, you need to print out the list of all the players mentioned on this thread for the Mathematical Erection Party.
I don't know exactly how, but there's got some sort of drinking game to be played with this.

I think it needs to be a costume party where we all dress up like our most hated Cub player dying in the way we hope they die.  I call Todd Hundley in a gutter aspirating his own vomit.

[BananaHands]

Are the details of this party roughly ironed out? I think at the minimum, it needs to be an all-you-can-drink type affair.

[Dan]

I call Gary Varsho drowning in his own liquid feces..
Oh wait, no I dont....well...do you have scotch guard on your carpeting?
Nevermind...no I don't. Definately not.

[Bad Kermit]

Are the details of this party roughly ironed out? I think at the minimum, it needs to be an all-you-can-drink type affair.

Roughly.  Meaning I haven't told my wife yet.

[tjbrown]

Kermie, you need to print out the list of all the players mentioned on this thread for the Mathematical Erection Party.
I don't know exactly how, but there's got some sort of drinking game to be played with this.

Print 'em out? Nah. Locate a few of them and invite them. What's Donnie Moore doing these days? He's dead? Lucky him.

[Slaky311]

I'm still keeping the MEP reserved in the Future Mythical Party section of my calendar.

But it's fun to think about the drinking games we could play.

Asshole, Ride the Bus, Quarters, Flip Cup and the ever popular Who's In My Mouth?

[James Westfall]

You realize it's gonna be all dudes right?  Unless someone sneaks an evite to machograndefanno1.  Who's in my mouth???  Should be called Bleed from the Aaaaaanus.

[Slaky311]

You realize it's gonna be all dudes right?  Unless someone sneaks an evite to machograndefanno1.  Who's in my mouth???  Should be called Bleed from the Aaaaaanus.

I know, I just wanted to make a good Dane Cook reference. Besides, I said it's in Future Mythical Party status...meaning in my version of the party it's not Desipiots but it's a bunch of Marisa Tomeis. And I am the king.

[Bad Kermit]

I'm still keeping the MEP reserved in the Future Mythical Party section of my calendar.

But it's fun to think about the drinking games we could play.

Asshole, Ride the Bus, Quarters, Flip Cup and the ever popular Who's In My Mouth?

Oh ye of little faith.  I'm blocking out hotel rooms as soon as the season officially ends.