Single Greatest Thread Ever

[Bad Kermit]

I'm throwing all these turds on the list, even if we just got them.. call me a soothsayer, I say we'll never see them in the majors..

Fabian Jimenez Angulo
Joel Santo

judges?
what's the ruling on this?

I will say that, if he's called up, Fabian Angulo will rival the afore-mentioned Fanzone and Blaise Ilsley as the Cubs with the gayest names.

Intrepid Reader:  Tuffy Rhodes
Ahem.

[LoneStarCubFan]

Man, Paul Reuschel really looked like a serial killer back in the day, didn't he?

[berserker]

Man, Paul Reuschel really looked like a serial killer back in the day, didn't he?

He serially killed the Cubs...his greatest moment was his first appearance of 1978...same in with the bases loaded against Pissburgh, Bill Robinson at the plate.

We all damn near needed neck braces the ball went over our heads so goddamn fast.

[The guy Chlamydia has penis envy for]

Ed Lynch.

Nominated in both the Player and GM categories.

Uh oh, I feel a coaches category starting...

You don't wanna do this.  I'll make a reply for each member of "the college" just to pad my way into Club de la Hank.

[The guy Chlamydia has penis envy for]

Friends, romans, desipiots.......I give you this:

http://www.waderowdon.com/

[JS]

It seems Wade knows more about fundamentals than our current coaching staff.

[BananaHands]

Friends, romans, desipiots.......I give you this:

http://www.waderowdon.com/

Oh my. I do agree with Wade however, betting coke, does really keep your competitive spirit up.

[Huey]

Friends, romans, desipiots.......I give you this:

http://www.waderowdon.com/

Oh my. I do agree with Wade however, betting coke, does really keep your competitive spirit up.

Particularly when you wagering coke with Dave Parker.

[berserker]

Friends, romans, desipiots.......I give you this:

http://www.waderowdon.com/

Oh my. I do agree with Wade however, betting coke, does really keep your competitive spirit up.

Particularly when you wagering coke with Dave Parker.

Or Keith Hernandez...who never had to be reminded to protect the line during the late innings.

[Apexx]

Bumped for Hassan Marqueeze. Opening Day Starter Cactus League 2007, female odges.

[Apexx]

To retell the stories of Paul would be to diminish the legacy and mystery that is Paul...and it would be quite the waste of time.

Maybe this will change your mind:



Yep.  I've got the good stuff.

Heh heh heh... I have no friggin' clue.

[Apexx]

Bump.

Koyie Hill.

[WTB...A RING FFS!!]

I UNFORTUNATELY have been a Scrubbies fan since I was 4 back in '76 coming home from pre-school and watching with my dad when he wasn't on the road. I don't know whether to laugh hysterically at this post of absolute morans who played badly for our beloved or cry myself to sleep at the utter ineptitude displayed by so many for SO DAMN LONG!!! The worst part is that until the very later stages of this post when people started really digging for shitstains from way back, I remember watching about 70+% of these assholes play on a regular basis. What's worse is that in another 20 or so years we'll prob be able to redo this thread w/o even using any of these fucktards, but a whole new batch of useless idiots.

[Fork_The_Third]

Scott Eyre

[Apexx]

Kyler Burke(r)