Poop Chat with Karry Ling

[Shooter]

I notice we have a lot of Guests that read at each and every hour.  Even at the wee hours, there's still a healthy stream of 5 or so Guests that are readin' the Desippy.  I've even seen some print out topics, which scares me.

NSA.

We're all on a list somewhere. Probably not the first time for most of us.

[TG]

I was just fired from work for laughing too loudly.

[InternetApex]

I'll be here all week fellas. Try the veal.

[J Rod]

That was a great story.  

It had everything: love, loss, a villian, a hero, an epic struggle...

[InternetApex]

That was a great story.  

It had everything: love, loss, a villian, a hero, an epic struggle...

... and Henry Burris.

[J Rod]

I was going to tell some story about my college roommate shatting in a tupperware container then throwing it at a car, but it just doesn't compare...

[JD]

Try the veal.

I'm afraid that the veal has been tainted by

a five pound alien with wings, claws and razor-sharp fangs.

 
I may never eat again.  IS IT IN MY HAIR?  I'll be in the shower if someone needs me.  Not that anyone would.

[SD]

I was going to tell some story about my college roommate shatting in a tupperware container then throwing it at a car, but it just doesn't compare...

Some broad in college left a tall plastic cup over at my apartment once, so I promptly shit in it and left it on their doorstep the next day.  I'm about 130 pounds lighter than Big Kev, but still got the job done.

You're right, attempts at matching Apex are futile.

[Huey]

I was going to tell some story about my college roommate shatting in a tupperware container then throwing it at a car, but it just doesn't compare...

You roomed with Najeh Davenport?

[Indolent Reader]

My poop story involved a two-year-old "decorating" a new couch.  Not even in the same ballpark.

Also, in college, there was a fellow in my dorm known as the "Mad &*#%%er".  He would strike late at night, in very unlikely places (girls' bathroom sink, RA's doorstep, vending machine slot, etc....).  His greatest act involved pooping in the microwave in the common area, and then turning it on.  

They say if the wind is blowing the right way, you can still smell it today....

[CPT]

My poop story involved a two-year-old "decorating" a new couch.  Not even in the same ballpark.

Also, in college, there was a fellow in my dorm known as the "Mad &*#%%er".  He would strike late at night, in very unlikely places (girls' bathroom sink, RA's doorstep, vending machine slot, etc....).  His greatest act involved pooping in the microwave in the common area, and then turning it on.  

They say if the wind is blowing the right way, you can still smell it today....

Was that guy from Joliet?  There was a mad #$%@er at my high school.

[Indolent Reader]

Dunno.  They never caught him.

[Bad Kermit]

My poop story involved a two-year-old "decorating" a new couch.  Not even in the same ballpark.

Also, in college, there was a fellow in my dorm known as the "Mad &*#%%er".  He would strike late at night, in very unlikely places (girls' bathroom sink, RA's doorstep, vending machine slot, etc....).  His greatest act involved pooping in the microwave in the common area, and then turning it on. 

They say if the wind is blowing the right way, you can still smell it today....

I think every school has one of those.  Ours somehow managed to get a huge turd on a fireplace mantle in the middle of a party.  God, I envy him.

[SD]

In the span of one week, we've had The Single Greatest Thread Ever, and now, The Shittiest Thread Ever.

Thanks, Karry!

[Slaky311]

I'm late to the party, Apex that was so fucking awesome. I am in your debt.