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KarryLing

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Re: Poop Chat with Karry Ling
« Reply #45 on: June 22, 2006, 05:34:29 PM »
Funny you should ask.  Pepe's over in Germany, hanging with his buds from down under.



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Re: Poop Chat with Karry Ling
« Reply #46 on: June 22, 2006, 11:32:49 PM »

Apex, I gotta tip my hat. That was the funniest fucking thing I've ever read in my (too) significant time reading this board.

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Re: Poop Chat with Karry Ling
« Reply #47 on: June 22, 2006, 11:56:07 PM »
A truly magnificent example of vivid, real-life storytelling.

If Reader's Digest would only loosen up a bit, as far as its editorial standards regarding bodily functions are concerned, it could be one of their "True Life Stories" along the lines of a backpacker trapped under a fallen sequoia who escapes, then saves nine orphans from drowning in a nearby lake, using only two yards of twine and a badger carcass.
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Re: Poop Chat with Karry Ling
« Reply #48 on: June 23, 2006, 12:06:38 AM »

Apex, send that one into Maxim or any of the "lad mags". Guarantee you make a couple bucks.

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Re: Poop Chat with Karry Ling
« Reply #49 on: June 23, 2006, 08:46:43 AM »
To hell with Maxim and Reader's Digest. This story belongs right where it is, on the only Web site I'll ever need.

Interesting thought though: If and when we actually have this Elimination Party, I'll try to get Kevin to ride up with me. You think you're laughing now, my chums, but you haven't seen or heard shit yet. You let him tell it himself and see if you miss my literary embellishments one iota. I bet my car you won't.
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Re: Poop Chat with Karry Ling
« Reply #50 on: June 23, 2006, 09:01:14 AM »
Quote from: Apex on June 23, 2006, 08:46:43 AM
To hell with Maxim and Reader's Digest. This story belongs right where it is, on the only Web site I'll ever need.

Interesting thought though: If and when we actually have this Elimination Party, I'll try to get Kevin to ride up with me. You think you're laughing now, my chums, but you haven't seen or heard shit yet. You let him tell it himself and see if you miss my literary embellishments one iota. I bet my car you won't.

Literally?
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Re: Poop Chat with Karry Ling
« Reply #51 on: June 23, 2006, 09:10:50 AM »
Oh, yes. Kevin likes to use props when he tells stories. It makes for vivid, real-life storytelling!
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Re: Poop Chat with Karry Ling
« Reply #52 on: June 23, 2006, 09:11:27 AM »
Great.  I'll bring the toilet brush.

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Re: Poop Chat with Karry Ling
« Reply #53 on: June 23, 2006, 09:16:02 AM »
Quote from: Huey on June 23, 2006, 09:11:27 AM
Great.  I'll bring the toilet brush.

And I will shrink wrap my furniture and my dog.

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Re: Poop Chat with Karry Ling
« Reply #54 on: June 23, 2006, 09:20:18 AM »
Quote from: Bad Kermit on June 23, 2006, 09:16:02 AM
Quote from: Huey on June 23, 2006, 09:11:27 AM
Great.  I'll bring the toilet brush.

And I will shrink wrap my furniture and my dog.

I'll bring the piss pucks.
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Re: Poop Chat with Karry Ling
« Reply #55 on: June 23, 2006, 10:00:45 AM »
Quote from: CPT on June 23, 2006, 09:20:18 AM
Quote from: Bad Kermit on June 23, 2006, 09:16:02 AM
Quote from: Huey on June 23, 2006, 09:11:27 AM
Great.  I'll bring the toilet brush.

And I will shrink wrap my furniture and my dog.

I'll bring the piss pucks.

I'll bring the hazmat suits

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Re: Poop Chat with Karry Ling
« Reply #56 on: June 23, 2006, 10:28:42 AM »
Quote from: berserker on June 23, 2006, 10:00:45 AM
Quote from: CPT on June 23, 2006, 09:20:18 AM
Quote from: Bad Kermit on June 23, 2006, 09:16:02 AM
Quote from: Huey on June 23, 2006, 09:11:27 AM
Great.  I'll bring the toilet brush.

And I will shrink wrap my furniture and my dog.

I'll bring the piss pucks.

I'll bring the hazmat suits

Can we play poo dollar? Poo pay phone? The Poo Times? Oh yes, these games are glorious.

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Re: Poop Chat with Karry Ling
« Reply #57 on: June 23, 2006, 10:35:11 AM »
Quote from: Slaky311 on June 23, 2006, 10:28:42 AM
Quote from: berserker on June 23, 2006, 10:00:45 AM
Quote from: CPT on June 23, 2006, 09:20:18 AM
Quote from: Bad Kermit on June 23, 2006, 09:16:02 AM
Quote from: Huey on June 23, 2006, 09:11:27 AM
Great.  I'll bring the toilet brush.

And I will shrink wrap my furniture and my dog.

I'll bring the piss pucks.

I'll bring the hazmat suits

Can we play poo dollar? Poo pay phone? The Poo Times? Oh yes, these games are glorious.

Let's invite DFB, and get some Shineola, and see if he can actually tell the difference.

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Re: Poop Chat with Karry Ling
« Reply #58 on: June 23, 2006, 10:34:02 AM »
You mean DFB, right? DBF is better known for being good-looking than for being stupid.
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Re: Poop Chat with Karry Ling
« Reply #59 on: June 23, 2006, 10:48:52 AM »
You realize if Paul/J.C./God still reads this board, this party is going to have to be on double-secret probation, lest no one else gets laid that night.