Olberman on Coulter

[D. Doluntap]

Shuddup. Just, SHuddup.

You had me at, "He puts the biscuit in the basket."

[James Westfall]

You can take a quick look at what baseball cards he's been buying on ebay.  Ebay id Merkle923.  Less racy than you were hoping for though.  Sorry.

[D. Doluntap]

You can take a quick look at what baseball cards he's been buying on ebay.  Ebay id Merkle923.  Less racy than you were hoping for though.  Sorry.

Billy Bean!?

Mein Gott!

[Al Yellon]

I would likely bone Ann Coulter if given the chance. She has nice legs for a transsexual. Though if I had a choice of any newsy-type chick, it would surely be Andy's lust-idol, Chesterfield's be damned.

Fixed.  Ann's got an adam's apple the size of my fist.

So nice of you to bring up hands while we're on the subject of Ann's masculine qualities:  "She had man hands."

[James Westfall]

I would likely bone Ann Coulter if given the chance. She has nice legs for a transsexual. Though if I had a choice of any newsy-type chick, it would surely be Andy's lust-idol, Chesterfield's be damned.

Fixed.  Ann's got an adam's apple the size of my fist.

So nice of you to bring up hands while we're on the subject of Ann's masculine qualities:  "She had man hands."

I believe that's a foot.  I think her species has three feet.

[D. Doluntap]

"Well at least drink your beer."

"That's...not...a...twist.."

[BC]

From The Drudge Report (I know, I know, but he's the only one that really publicizes these numbers):

CABLE NEWS RACE
MON., JULY 10, 2006
VIEWERS

FOXNEWS O'REILLY 2,264,000
FNC HANNITY/COLMES 1,801,000
CNN LARRY KING 1,382,000
FNC GRETA 1,340,000
FNC SHEP SMITH 1,252,000
FNC HUME 1,197,000
CNN COOPER 1,132,000
CNN DOBBS 823,000
CNN PAULA ZAHN 679,000
MSNBC HARDBALL 360,000
CNNHN GRACE 354,000
MSNBC OLBERMANN 349,000

[CPT]

From The Drudge Report (I know, I know, but he's the only one that really publicizes these numbers):

CABLE NEWS RACE
MON., JULY 10, 2006
VIEWERS

FOXNEWS O'REILLY 2,264,000
FNC HANNITY/COLMES 1,801,000
CNN LARRY KING 1,382,000
FNC GRETA 1,340,000
FNC SHEP SMITH 1,252,000
FNC HUME 1,197,000
CNN COOPER 1,132,000
CNN DOBBS 823,000
CNN PAULA ZAHN 679,000
MSNBC HARDBALL 360,000
CNNHN GRACE 354,000
MSNBC OLBERMANN 349,000

This is the kind of hard hitting analysis that make you a Desipio favorite.  What is the point here?  That nobody watches MSNBC and a lot more people watch FOX News?  That's not exactly earth shattering stuff.

[James Westfall]

I'd guess that's the order they'd be in if you ranked them in descending order by average viewer age too.

[D. Doluntap]

I'd guess that's the order they'd be in if you ranked them in descending order by average viewer age too.

A/S/L?

[InternetApex]

Britt Hume is the balls.

[numbersman2]

From The Drudge Report (I know, I know, but he's the only one that really publicizes these numbers):

CABLE NEWS RACE
MON., JULY 10, 2006
VIEWERS

FOXNEWS O'REILLY 2,264,000
FNC HANNITY/COLMES 1,801,000
CNN LARRY KING 1,382,000
FNC GRETA 1,340,000
FNC SHEP SMITH 1,252,000
FNC HUME 1,197,000
CNN COOPER 1,132,000
CNN DOBBS 823,000
CNN PAULA ZAHN 679,000
MSNBC HARDBALL 360,000
CNNHN GRACE 354,000
MSNBC OLBERMANN 349,000

I didn't' think anyone had fewer viewers that Paula Zahn

[Bad Kermit]

Every time I open this thread I expect to see a picture of Olberman nailing Coulter.  Every time I'm disappointed.  Thanks, guys.

[James Westfall]

She doesn't have the right openings that are necessary for nailing.



And I bet her breath stinks because her ass is so tight her farts have nowhere to go but up.

[berserker]

She doesn't have the right openings that are necessary for nailing.



And I bet her breath stinks because her ass is so tight her farts have nowhere to go but up.

And her Adam's apple is as big as her balls.