Pickin' on...Nickelback?

[James Westfall]

Ok..I'll stand up at Malcolm X college in my white robe while holding a burning cross....  I enjoy Nickelback.

Yeah they're not very good.  Same is said about the Cubs and I like them too.  And most of Chilli Peppers stuff sounds the same to me. 

[D. Doluntap]

Chad Kroger, Nickelback's "Lead singer," is also one Ugly dude. He didn't miss a branch falling off that tree.

Mid90s VH1 was atrocious. The only thing worse is, well, present day VH1, except now they're without homos like AJ Hammer.

[forkserker]

I once found a website which played the two Nickelback hits (the names of which escape me, fortunately) side by side.  They're the same song - exactly the same song.  Same structure, same chords, same everything.

And Chad whateverhisnameis is easily the ugliest man on the face of the Earth.  Astonishingly ugly.  He ain't got no alibi.

Edit - Found it :  http://www.dailymedication.com/modules.php?name=News&file=article&sid=315

The other day, Forkserker had me on "ignore," and now Tonker does?  What did I do to deserve this?

I had you on "ignore"? Sorry, it wasn't intentional. I know you're rockin' like Dokken.

[udbox]

Ugh, The Chili Peppers.  My nomination for Worst.  Band.  Ever.  Oh, and Nickleback, et al, suck goat balls.

[Tinker to Evers to Chance]

The group is Cornbread Red.  They also have an album that makes fun of Green Day, which is another group of pretentious asswipes I can't stand.

[D. Doluntap]

The group is Cornbread Red.  They also have an album that makes fun of Green Day, which is another group of pretentious asswipes I can't stand.

Yeah, that's it. I don't know why I didn't put that in the post.

And Green Day sucks now too. Big Yawn.

[Neifilicious]

Ok..I'll stand up at Malcolm X college in my white robe while holding a burning cross....  I enjoy Nickelback.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQzhOyHTarU&mode=related&search=

Portuguese People: 1  James Westfall: 0

[BananaHands]

Ugh, The Chili Peppers.  My nomination for Worst.  Band.  Ever.  Oh, and Nickleback, et al, suck goat balls.

I like the Chili Peppers. Yes, many of their songs sound similar, but I like them nonetheless. Frusciante is a great guitar player.
It's not fair to put them and Nickelback in the same sentence.

[James Westfall]

Ok..I'll stand up at Malcolm X college in my white robe while holding a burning cross....  I enjoy Nickelback.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQzhOyHTarU&mode=related&search=

Portuguese People: 1  James Westfall: 0

Yeah...Always a good idea to drop 40+ bucks on a show that you get cancelled after 2 songs.  That's money well spent. 

On aside, can we sign up the dude who pegged Jesus in the head with a roclk.  He's got a strong arm and it's accurate.

[Al Yellon]

Ok..I'll stand up at Malcolm X college in my white robe while holding a burning cross....  I enjoy Nickelback.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQzhOyHTarU&mode=related&search=

Portuguese People: 1  James Westfall: 0

I lost it at the comments section:

"what how the fuck do you understand what is going on? I am sorry but I live in AMERICA. I dont speak Mexican. or china. or what ever that dude is spoutin..."

lmao that is the funniest shit i ever heard, speak mexican or china lmao we know your white its called spanish dumb fuck

John Hancock... It's Herbie Hancock. Duh!

I agree with everything said in this thread except the part about the Chili Peppers.  I dig 'em.

[forkserker]

Ok..I'll stand up at Malcolm X college in my white robe while holding a burning cross....  I enjoy Nickelback.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQzhOyHTarU&mode=related&search=

Portuguese People: 1  James Westfall: 0

I lost it at the comments section:

"what how the f@#$ do you understand what is going on? I am sorry but I live in AMERICA. I dont speak Mexican. or china. or what ever that dude is spoutin..."

lmao that is the funniest shit i ever heard, speak mexican or china lmao we know your white its called spanish dumb f@#$

John Hancock... It's Herbie Hancock. Duh!

I agree with everything said in this thread except the part about the Chili Peppers.  I dig 'em.

You know the scene in "Wayne's World" where they have the "No Stairway To Heaven" sign? I was in a music store where they had a "No RHCP" hanging near the basses.

[Al Yellon]

Ok..I'll stand up at Malcolm X college in my white robe while holding a burning cross....  I enjoy Nickelback.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQzhOyHTarU&mode=related&search=

Portuguese People: 1  James Westfall: 0

I lost it at the comments section:

"what how the f@#$ do you understand what is going on? I am sorry but I live in AMERICA. I dont speak Mexican. or china. or what ever that dude is spoutin..."

lmao that is the funniest shit i ever heard, speak mexican or china lmao we know your white its called spanish dumb f@#$

John Hancock... It's Herbie Hancock. Duh!

I agree with everything said in this thread except the part about the Chili Peppers.  I dig 'em.

You know the scene in "Wayne's World" where they have the "No Stairway To Heaven" sign? I was in a music store where they had a "No RHCP" hanging near the basses.

Well, I never really was a big fan of music store employees.

[D. Doluntap]

Ok..I'll stand up at Malcolm X college in my white robe while holding a burning cross....  I enjoy Nickelback.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQzhOyHTarU&mode=related&search=

Portuguese People: 1  James Westfall: 0

I lost it at the comments section:

"what how the f@#$ do you understand what is going on? I am sorry but I live in AMERICA. I dont speak Mexican. or china. or what ever that dude is spoutin..."

lmao that is the funniest shit i ever heard, speak mexican or china lmao we know your white its called spanish dumb f@#$

John Hancock... It's Herbie Hancock. Duh!

I agree with everything said in this thread except the part about the Chili Peppers.  I dig 'em.

You know the scene in "Wayne's World" where they have the "No Stairway To Heaven" sign? I was in a music store where they had a "No RHCP" hanging near the basses.

"I know, I'll use the 'May I help you, riff!'"

[forkserker]

Ok..I'll stand up at Malcolm X college in my white robe while holding a burning cross....  I enjoy Nickelback.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQzhOyHTarU&mode=related&search=

Portuguese People: 1  James Westfall: 0

I lost it at the comments section:

"what how the f@#$ do you understand what is going on? I am sorry but I live in AMERICA. I dont speak Mexican. or china. or what ever that dude is spoutin..."

lmao that is the funniest shit i ever heard, speak mexican or china lmao we know your white its called spanish dumb f@#$

John Hancock... It's Herbie Hancock. Duh!

I agree with everything said in this thread except the part about the Chili Peppers.  I dig 'em.

You know the scene in "Wayne's World" where they have the "No Stairway To Heaven" sign? I was in a music store where they had a "No RHCP" hanging near the basses.

Well, I never really was a big fan of music store employees.

What's great is when you go to 48th St. in New York, there's music stores on both sides of the street between 6th and 7th Aves., and a lot of pretty famous musicians go into the stores to check out instruments, or sometimes they just want to pick something up...the guys who work in the stores get off on snubbing a musician who has actually had some success. Dicks.

[Neifilicious]

Yeah...Always a good idea to drop 40+ bucks on a show that you get cancelled after 2 songs.  That's money well spent. 

It was a multiday festival and no one wanted to see NickelHack.  They were there for everyone else.