Peter King's MMQB

[TJ]

The Bears, or any other team in the NFL, would have some tough sledding to out-dumbass Gang Green as far as draft picks go.

Remember the year they cut the entire draft class? The year they took Jeff Lagemann with the #7 pick, prompting Kiper to say "The Jets have no idea what the draft is for"?

Steak balls.

[Thrillho]If you don't remember, you can relive[/Thrillho]

[Mike Douche]

The Bears, or any other team in the NFL, would have some tough sledding to out-dumbass Gang Green as far as draft picks go.

Remember the year they cut the entire draft class? The year they took Jeff Lagemann with the #7 pick, prompting Kiper to say "The Jets have no idea what the draft is for"?

Steak balls.

[Thrillho]If you don't remember, you can relive[/Thrillho]

Kyle Brady over Warren Sapp?  Wow.

That clip is gold.  Kudos to whomever put that together.  I really don't feel as badly for the Bears now.  Last time I saw him, Fork told me about the J. Lam Lones pick.  They coulda hadd Ronnie lott.

Steak sauce, TJ.

[PTanner]

The Bears, or any other team in the NFL, would have some tough sledding to out-dumbass Gang Green as far as draft picks go.

Remember the year they cut the entire draft class? The year they took Jeff Lagemann with the #7 pick, prompting Kiper to say "The Jets have no idea what the draft is for"?

Steak balls.

[Thrillho]If you don't remember, you can relive[/Thrillho]

Kyle Brady over Warren Sapp?  Wow.

That clip is gold.  Kudos to whomever put that together.  I really don't feel as badly for the Bears now.  Last time I saw him, Fork told me about the J. Lam Lones pick.  They coulda hadd Ronnie lott.

Steak sauce, TJ.

forgot to watch the clip. Do they have the Roger Vick pick in there?

[Mike Douche]

The Bears, or any other team in the NFL, would have some tough sledding to out-dumbass Gang Green as far as draft picks go.

Remember the year they cut the entire draft class? The year they took Jeff Lagemann with the #7 pick, prompting Kiper to say "The Jets have no idea what the draft is for"?

Steak balls.

[Thrillho]If you don't remember, you can relive[/Thrillho]

Kyle Brady over Warren Sapp?  Wow.

That clip is gold.  Kudos to whomever put that together.  I really don't feel as badly for the Bears now.  Last time I saw him, Fork told me about the J. Lam Lones pick.  They coulda hadd Ronnie lott.

Steak sauce, TJ.

forgot to watch the clip. Do they have the Roger Vick pick in there?

Yes.

And you'll fucking love the clip.

[Al Yellon]

The Bears, or any other team in the NFL, would have some tough sledding to out-dumbass Gang Green as far as draft picks go.

Remember the year they cut the entire draft class? The year they took Jeff Lagemann with the #7 pick, prompting Kiper to say "The Jets have no idea what the draft is for"?

Steak balls.

[Thrillho]If you don't remember, you can relive[/Thrillho]

Kyle Brady over Warren Sapp?  Wow.

That clip is gold.  Kudos to whomever put that together.  I really don't feel as badly for the Bears now.  Last time I saw him, Fork told me about the J. Lam Lones pick.  They coulda hadd Ronnie lott.

Steak sauce, TJ.

forgot to watch the clip. Do they have the Roger Vick pick in there?

You mean this one?

ROZELLE: The New York Jets' First Round Pick: Fullback...

JETS FANS: <Unintelligible Groaning>
JETS FAN: OOOOH, NOOOOOOOO!

ROZELLE: ...Roger Vick, Texas A&M.

BERMAN: Noooooooo!

[PTanner]

The Bears, or any other team in the NFL, would have some tough sledding to out-dumbass Gang Green as far as draft picks go.

Remember the year they cut the entire draft class? The year they took Jeff Lagemann with the #7 pick, prompting Kiper to say "The Jets have no idea what the draft is for"?

Steak balls.

[Thrillho]If you don't remember, you can relive[/Thrillho]

Kyle Brady over Warren Sapp?  Wow.

That clip is gold.  Kudos to whomever put that together.  I really don't feel as badly for the Bears now.  Last time I saw him, Fork told me about the J. Lam Lones pick.  They coulda hadd Ronnie lott.

Steak sauce, TJ.

forgot to watch the clip. Do they have the Roger Vick pick in there?

You mean this one?

ROZELLE: The New York Jets' First Round Pick: Fullback...

JETS FANS: <Unintelligible Groaning>
JETS FAN: OOOOH, NOOOOOOOO!

ROZELLE: ...Roger Vick, Texas A&M.

BERMAN: Noooooooo!

That's the one. We used to go to the draft every year, and enjoy seeing what the Jets would do.

[RV]

While we're on the subject of people who can go eat a cancer sandwich:

Jay Cutler has three people to blame for his trade from the most talented young offensive team in football to one of the least:

1. Jay Cutler.

2. Jay Cutler.

3. Jay Cutler.

The saddest thing here? Cutler could have been a truly great player in McDaniels' offense.

Whatever he says now, I know he'll always wonder how great he could have been in that offense, with that bright young coach -- whether he liked McDaniels or not.

I wonder how hard it is to cry with your head fully inserted in Tony Romo's anus.

[CT III]

While we're on the subject of people who can go eat a cancer sandwich:

Jay Cutler has three people to blame for his trade from the most talented young offensive team in football to one of the least:

1. Jay Cutler.

2. Jay Cutler.

3. Jay Cutler.

The saddest thing here? Cutler could have been a truly great player in McDaniels' offense.

Whatever he says now, I know he'll always wonder how great he could have been in that offense, with that bright young coach -- whether he liked McDaniels or not.

I wonder how hard it is to cry with your head fully inserted in Tony Romo's anus.

Yeah, that McDaniel is a fucking genius.  I'm sure the latest fucknut to fall out of the Belicheck Tree isn't going to be a collosal failure like, well, all the rest of those guys.

[Waco Kid]

While we're on the subject of people who can go eat a cancer sandwich:

Jay Cutler has three people to blame for his trade from the most talented young offensive team in football to one of the least:

1. Jay Cutler.

2. Jay Cutler.

3. Jay Cutler.

The saddest thing here? Cutler could have been a truly great player in McDaniels' offense.

Whatever he says now, I know he'll always wonder how great he could have been in that offense, with that bright young coach -- whether he liked McDaniels or not.

I wonder how hard it is to cry with your head fully inserted in Tony Romo's anus.

Peter is the same sack of shit who will rip the Bears for not making a bold move to get a franchise QB. Then of course when it finally happens, he rips that too. Fuck Peter King.

[Slaky]

While we're on the subject of people who can go eat a cancer sandwich:

Jay Cutler has three people to blame for his trade from the most talented young offensive team in football to one of the least:

1. Jay Cutler.

2. Jay Cutler.

3. Jay Cutler.

The saddest thing here? Cutler could have been a truly great player in McDaniels' offense.

Whatever he says now, I know he'll always wonder how great he could have been in that offense, with that bright young coach -- whether he liked McDaniels or not.

I wonder how hard it is to cry with your head fully inserted in Tony Romo's anus.

Peter King's hair in that photo reminded me of something:

[Andy]

I hope somebody fucks Peter King with CC Sabathia's dad's dick.

[Tank]

I hope somebody fucks Peter King with CC Sabathia's dad's dick.

I hope they wipe it with some Smucker's Goober first.

[Slaky]

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2009/writers/peter_king/08/06/nfl.nflpa.benefits/index.html?eref=sircrc

Pete King says NFL football in 2011 is not looking real good.

[Oleg]

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2009/writers/peter_king/08/06/nfl.nflpa.benefits/index.html?eref=sircrc

Pete King says NFL football in 2011 is not looking real good.

If I were a football fan, I'd be worried about the NFL season in 2011.

Should you care? Not yet.

[Brownie]

I'm looking forward to the riveting MMQB columns in 2011, especially during the season-long strike.