Peter King's MMQB

[JD, Too]

There are people smarter and thinner than Peter King who go bobbing for french fries.

he's still fat'd

[Andy]

Come on, Dr. Z was right on about the Bears lousy 2006 draft.  Who did they get that was worth a damn?

They traded their first round pick and got some girl defensive back named Danielle Manning.  They drafted a defensive back who can't cover anybody named Devin Hester and it's not like he could do anything else.  Then, in the fifth round they drafted a piece of crap defensive end named Mark Anderson who can't play the run.  It's not like those three guys can play any role in getting to a Super Bowl or anything.

[Apexx]

When Dr. Z says the Bears are the worst team in the NFL, it means they're going to the playoffs. When he says they're going to the playoffs but they'll get pantsed by the Panthers, it means they're going to teh Super Bowl and teh Panthers are gonna go fuck themselves with a splintered yard stick. When he says their draft is a bust it means some records are gonna tumble. When he says they didn't fill any needs it means Greg Olsen is Todd Heap. If he ever picks them to win the Super Bowl, then al Qaeda is finished.

[JS]

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2007/writers/peter_king/05/01/nfldraft0507/index.html

"Remember what I told you when you visited here, that you wouldn't get past the Number 2 pick?" Millen asked Johnson.

"I remember," Johnson, at the draft in New York City's Radio City Music Hall, replied.

"Well, you're not getting past the Number 2 pick. Congratulations. You're a Lion."

I got a good laugh from this line.

[Fork_The_Third]

When Dr. Z says the Bears are the worst team in the NFL, it means they're going to the playoffs. When he says they're going to the playoffs but they'll get pantsed by the Panthers, it means they're going to teh Super Bowl and teh Panthers are gonna go f@#$ themselves with a splintered yard stick. When he says their draft is a bust it means some records are gonna tumble. When he says they didn't fill any needs it means Greg Olsen is Todd Heap. If he ever picks them to win the Super Bowl, then al Qaeda is finished.

Actually, Olsen is Jay Novacek. Good downfield TE who can't block.

[Apexx]

When Dr. Z says the Bears are the worst team in the NFL, it means they're going to the playoffs. When he says they're going to the playoffs but they'll get pantsed by the Panthers, it means they're going to teh Super Bowl and teh Panthers are gonna go f@#$ themselves with a splintered yard stick. When he says their draft is a bust it means some records are gonna tumble. When he says they didn't fill any needs it means Greg Olsen is Todd Heap. If he ever picks them to win the Super Bowl, then al Qaeda is finished.

Actually, Olsen is Jay Novacek. Good downfield TE who can't block.

I can live with that.

[The Ghost of Desipio Past]

When Dr. Z says the Bears are the worst team in the NFL, it means they're going to the playoffs. When he says they're going to the playoffs but they'll get pantsed by the Panthers, it means they're going to teh Super Bowl and teh Panthers are gonna go f@#$ themselves with a splintered yard stick. When he says their draft is a bust it means some records are gonna tumble. When he says they didn't fill any needs it means Greg Olsen is Todd Heap. If he ever picks them to win the Super Bowl, then al Qaeda is finished.

Actually, Olsen is Jay Novacek. Good downfield TE who can't block.

I can live with that.

Does that mean Rex is Troy Aikman?

[Fork_The_Third]

When Dr. Z says the Bears are the worst team in the NFL, it means they're going to the playoffs. When he says they're going to the playoffs but they'll get pantsed by the Panthers, it means they're going to teh Super Bowl and teh Panthers are gonna go f@#$ themselves with a splintered yard stick. When he says their draft is a bust it means some records are gonna tumble. When he says they didn't fill any needs it means Greg Olsen is Todd Heap. If he ever picks them to win the Super Bowl, then al Qaeda is finished.

Actually, Olsen is Jay Novacek. Good downfield TE who can't block.

I can live with that.

Does that mean Rex is Troy Aikman?

that's the problem. He ain't.

[Down In Front]

Does that mean Rex is Troy Aikman?

that's the problem. He ain't.

Meaning he's straight?

[CubFaninHydePark]

When Dr. Z says the Bears are the worst team in the NFL, it means they're going to the playoffs. When he says they're going to the playoffs but they'll get pantsed by the Panthers, it means they're going to teh Super Bowl and teh Panthers are gonna go f@#$ themselves with a splintered yard stick. When he says their draft is a bust it means some records are gonna tumble. When he says they didn't fill any needs it means Greg Olsen is Todd Heap. If he ever picks them to win the Super Bowl, then al Qaeda is finished.

Actually, Olsen is Jay Novacek. Good downfield TE who can't block.

I can live with that.

Does that mean Rex is Troy Aikman?

that's the problem. He ain't.

He's not so concussed that he defends Michael Irvin?  Or needs depends?

That's good, right?

[Fork_The_Third]

Does that mean Rex is Troy Aikman?

that's the problem. He ain't.

Meaning he's straight?

At the very least, I'm hoping Rex takes someone other than his mom to Disney World if the Bears win the Super Bowl.

[EG]

Does that mean Rex is Troy Aikman?

that's the problem. He ain't.

Meaning he's straight?

At the very least, I'm hoping Rex takes someone other than his mom to Disney World if the Bears win the Super Bowl.

I imagine he'd probably take his wife:

[The Ghost of Desipio Past]

I'd like to take his wife.




And much like his game, Rex has out thrown his coverage.

[Apexx]

I'd like to take his wife.




And much like his game, Rex has out thrown his coverage.

Does that metaphor apply to millionaires? I mean, she's just a random hot blonde chick after all.

[Fork_The_Third]

I'd like to take his wife.




And much like his game, Rex has out thrown his coverage.

Does that metaphor apply to millionaires. I mean, she's just a random hot blonde chick after all.

Speaking as one who has out-thrown his coverage, I rule against millionaires. anyone can get hot chicks if they've got a few bucks. Look at Trump.