Studio 60 On The Sunset Strip

[Quality Start Machine]

Tom Hanks singing "My Life".

[BH]

Lizbianism.

The use of "secreting" when Jenna talks about the book the secret was also fantastic.

[R-V]

Looks like there's an obstruction in your sinus. We have two options: one, I can drill a hole in the back of your head and use your brain to push it out.

If I had a dollar for every procedure I was asked to reverse, my bitch of an ex-wife would be rich. May she rest in peace.

Get a haircut! Or I'm gonna shove you up a black guy's nose...very well then, you leave me no choice.

[R-V]

DPD. The Stacy Keach Kouchtown ads were classic.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/celebritology/post/30-rock-spoofs-clint-eastwood-halftime-in-america-ad-video/2012/04/20/gIQApRzKVT_blog.html

[BH]

DPD. The Stacy Keach Kouchtown ads were classic.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/celebritology/post/30-rock-spoofs-clint-eastwood-halftime-in-america-ad-video/2012/04/20/gIQApRzKVT_blog.html

"When did we get so soft? You know what this country used to sit on? Logs. Girders. Poles. Being comfortable? That's not what America is all about. Kouchtown. Sit down or get out of the way." — Hank in Kouchtown commercial

"When did gum get so soft, you sons of bitches? You know what this country use to chew? Tree bark. Glass. Shotgun shells. The broken swords of our vanquished enemies. That's why I buy Bazooka Joe Gum. It's like chewing a mountain that someone shot a freeze ray into. What's wrong with this country? Huh? When did we lose our way? Detroit? Life is hard. Shouldn't everything else be harder?" — Hank in Bazooka Joe Gum commercial

[BH]

Tanking the shows on NBC on purpose is going to be fun to watch.  Joe Rogan as Nelson Mandela, God Cop, Homonyms, great stuff.

[Eli]

Tanking the shows on NBC on purpose is going to be fun to watch.  Joe Rogan as Nelson Mandela, God Cop, Homonyms, great stuff.

I would watch the hell out of Homonyms.

"Oh, pear!"

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Jonathan, bring me my green light!

[Quality Start Machine]

No one likes a surprise Lemon party.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

No one likes There's nothing worse than a surprise Lemon party.

And it wouldn't be a Lemon party without old Dick!

[Slaky]

Tanking the shows on NBC on purpose is going to be fun to watch.  Joe Rogan as Nelson Mandela, God Cop, Homonyms, great stuff.

I would watch the hell out of Homonyms.

"Oh, pear!"

No, it's the other one.

[Eli]

"We've been taking the dump truck to the boneyard most nights."

"There are nine types of legitimate rape. Number one: a Halloween party."

"Balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls ."

First two episodes this season have been excellent.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Heavenly Father... You must be Ken Tremendous.

[thehawk]

Heavenly Father... You must be Ken Tremendous.

@fremulon.biz

[BH]

"I don't care if it takes all day. I want you to teach me how to copy all of these email addresses and paste them into a new email."