Ted Lilly. A Cub.

[Wheezer]

That's the strange thing.  He never said.  He told me how it (a) worked as both a cleaner and wax, (b) worked on windows (and prevented smudges for up to six weeks) and (c) could be used on rims to prevent "brake dust" from forming on my hubcaps.  But the guy never said the name of the product. 

No mention of use as a dessert topping?

[Richard Chuggar]

However, the cleaner did get me in Christina Hendricks' pants, so I can't complain.

What size does she wear?

About 9 inches.  Fuckin' A.  

That's a tiny waist. So, just curious...how big is your penis?

Ohhhh, man.  You wouldn't even believe it.  The ladies love me.



On a completely unrelated note, how many inches are in 60 millimeters?

I'm not saying you're a liar, but do you have a blog?

[Internet Apex]

This thread is on a fucking tear. I think it's going to the Final Four. Who's coming with me?

[Wheezer]

This thread is on a fucking tear. I think it's going to the Final Four. Who's coming with me?

http://www.myscienceproject.org/condoms.html

[PenPho]

Even though the 2011 Cubs will probably suck and it makes little sense to add significant payroll, I was still holding out hope that Ted Lilly would be back.
Because he's awesome and a badass.

Seems like the Dodgers think so too.

The Dodgers had no interest in trading left-hander Ted Lilly, whom they pulled back from waivers after the Yankees won the claim. The team intends to pursue a multiyear deal with Lilly, a potential free agent, sources say.

Lilly wanted to sign with the Dodgers the last time he was a free agent, during the 2006-07 off-season. The Dodgers — ahem — signed right-hander Jason Schmidt to an ill-fated three-year, $47 million deal instead.

[Brownie]

Even though the 2011 Cubs will probably suck and it makes little sense to add significant payroll, I was still holding out hope that Ted Lilly would be back.
Because he's awesome and a badass.

But if they sign Lilly and his awesomeness continues, won't they suck a little less? Especially if they sign up Adam Dunn?

[Internet Apex]

Even though the 2011 Cubs will probably suck and it makes little sense to add significant payroll, I was still holding out hope that Ted Lilly would be back.
Because he's awesome and a badass.

But if they sign Lilly and his awesomeness continues, won't they suck a little less? Especially if they sign up Adam Dunn?

No, there is no possible way that next year's team can avoid 100 losses. No matter who they sign or trade for. It's already been decided.

[Eli]

No, there is no possible way that next year's team can avoid 100 losses. No matter who they sign or trade for. It's already been decided.

Who are they realistically going to sign or trade for that will make an appreciable difference?  Adrian Gonzalez ain't walkin through that door.  Cliff Lee ain't walkin through that door.  Adam Dunn?  Well, Adam Dunn might be walkin through that door.  But that's about all he'll do, if you know what I'm saying.

[CT III]

No, there is no possible way that next year's team can avoid 100 losses. No matter who they sign or trade for. It's already been decided.

Who are they realistically going to sign or trade for that will make an appreciable difference?  Adrian Gonzalez ain't walkin through that door.  Cliff Lee ain't walkin through that door.  Adam Dunn?  Well, Adam Dunn might be walkin through that door.  But that's about all he'll do, if you know what I'm saying.

I do not know what you are saying.

[Bort]

No, there is no possible way that next year's team can avoid 100 losses. No matter who they sign or trade for. It's already been decided.

Who are they realistically going to sign or trade for that will make an appreciable difference?  Adrian Gonzalez ain't walkin through that door.  Cliff Lee ain't walkin through that door.  Adam Dunn?  Well, Adam Dunn might be walkin through that door.  But that's about all he'll do, if you know what I'm saying.

I do not know what you are saying.

HE'S SAYING HE GET'S THREE TRUE OUTCOMES, YOU STUPID CHIEF.

[Yeti]

Ted Lilly. Adam Dunn.. That means 2 more moves before this team is a contender next year.

[Eli]

No, there is no possible way that next year's team can avoid 100 losses. No matter who they sign or trade for. It's already been decided.

Who are they realistically going to sign or trade for that will make an appreciable difference?  Adrian Gonzalez ain't walkin through that door.  Cliff Lee ain't walkin through that door.  Adam Dunn?  Well, Adam Dunn might be walkin through that door.  But that's about all he'll do, if you know what I'm saying.

I do not know what you are saying.

That explains a lot.

[CT III]

No, there is no possible way that next year's team can avoid 100 losses. No matter who they sign or trade for. It's already been decided.

Who are they realistically going to sign or trade for that will make an appreciable difference?  Adrian Gonzalez ain't walkin through that door.  Cliff Lee ain't walkin through that door.  Adam Dunn?  Well, Adam Dunn might be walkin through that door.  But that's about all he'll do, if you know what I'm saying.

I do not know what you are saying.

That explains a lot.

I disagree.

[Armchair_QB]

Even though the 2011 Cubs will probably suck and it makes little sense to add significant payroll, I was still holding out hope that Ted Lilly would be back.
Because he's awesome and a badass.

But if they sign Lilly and his awesomeness continues, won't they suck a little less? Especially if they sign up Adam Dunn?

No, there is no possible way that next year's team can avoid 100 losses. No matter who they sign or trade for. It's already been decided.

I thought Sandberg was going to save them.

Or maybe it was Joe Girardi, I don't remember.

[Tinker to Evers to Chance]

No, there is no possible way that next year's team can avoid 100 losses. No matter who they sign or trade for. It's already been decided.

Who are they realistically going to sign or trade for that will make an appreciable difference?  Adrian Gonzalez ain't walkin through that door.  Cliff Lee ain't walkin through that door.  Adam Dunn?  Well, Adam Dunn might be walkin through that door.  But that's about all he'll do, if you know what I'm saying.

I do not know what you are saying.

That explains a lot.

I disagree.

That explains even more.