Beer.

[InternetApex]

Blue Moon sucks the schmag out of a dead elephant's rotting vagina.

It (and any other wheat beer you can name) tastes like they poured shampoo in it.

And it's for teh gheys. 

I hear Peanut Tillman LOVES Blue Moon.

Your move.

Brian Urlacher wears Old Spice. Doesn't mean I have to.

[Bad Kermit]

Blue Moon sucks the schmag out of a dead elephant's rotting vagina.

It (and any other wheat beer you can name) tastes like they poured shampoo in it.

And it's for teh gheys. 

I hear Peanut Tillman LOVES Blue Moon.

Your move.

Brian Urlacher wears Old Spice. Doesn't mean I have to.

Liar.  He only wears human blood.

[MDZ]

For a good beer, I'll throw in a plug for Kansas City's Boulevard beer, good stuff. For mass market, I'll usually grab a Corona or Sam Adams.

Boulevard Pale Ale is steak balls.

[CPT]

Blue Moon sucks the schmag out of a dead elephant's rotting vagina.

It (and any other wheat beer you can name) tastes like they poured shampoo in it.

And it's for teh gheys. 

I hear Peanut Tillman LOVES Blue Moon.

Your move.

Brian Urlacher wears Old Spice. Doesn't mean I have to.

He needs to try wearing a condom with that.

[InternetApex]

Blue Moon sucks the schmag out of a dead elephant's rotting vagina.

It (and any other wheat beer you can name) tastes like they poured shampoo in it.

And it's for teh gheys. 

I hear Peanut Tillman LOVES Blue Moon.

Your move.

Brian Urlacher wears Old Spice. Doesn't mean I have to.

Liar.  He only wears human blood.

I wondered what made that shit smell so bad.

[SD]

For a good beer, I'll throw in a plug for Kansas City's Boulevard beer, good stuff.

My Ozarks-dwelling, Royals-rooting friends swear up-and-down by Boulevard.  Its supposedly best served after a campus wide interracial brawl.

[TG]

Blue Moon sucks the schmag out of a dead elephant's rotting vagina.

It (and any other wheat beer you can name) tastes like they poured shampoo in it.

And it's for teh gheys. 

Well thank goodness it isn't for the gays.  Then I'd totally never drink it.

[InternetApex]

Blue Moon sucks the schmag out of a dead elephant's rotting vagina.

It (and any other wheat beer you can name) tastes like they poured shampoo in it.

And it's for teh gheys. 

Well thank goodness it isn't for the gays.  Then I'd totally never drink it.

Now a lot of stuff that's for the gays is pretty good. Like art. Art is good.

[Dave B]

How about Stag? A Missouri beer, I believe.

When faced with the decision at the Edward Jones Dome (Club section at the Bears game last week) of a 24-oz. draft of Bud for $9.25 vs. a double Crown Royal for $7.25, the choice was easy. Plus a lot less pissing.

[D. Doluntap]

How about Stag? A Missouri beer, I believe.

When faced with the decision at the Edward Jones Dome (Club section at the Bears game last week) of a 24-oz. draft of Bud for $9.25 vs. a double Crown Royal for $7.25, the choice was easy. Plus a lot less pissing.

And an improved Dave B Swank O meter reading.

[The Slak]

How about Stag? A Missouri beer, I believe.

When faced with the decision at the Edward Jones Dome (Club section at the Bears game last week) of a 24-oz. draft of Bud for $9.25 vs. a double Crown Royal for $7.25, the choice was easy. Plus a lot less pissing.

That's a really easy decision. The Crown is a nice drink.

I still get by with Jack and Coke. A classic.

[Dave B]

I was on the Crown Royal website a few months ago and signed up to be a member of the Society of the Crown. Yesterday, I returned home from work to find the postman had delivered a nice box on the front step from Crown Royal. It contained a purple velvet pillow (with gold fringe, of course) with a hole cut in the middle to set a bottle of Crown in, as well as some personalized labels to slap on the bottle. It may be hard for me to get a cooler gift this Xmas.

[TJ]

Big Fan of Woodford Reserve, although I'm not as big a bourbon lover as I'm a Scotch lover. My Scotch of choice is Glenlivet, but Lagavulin is excellent.

you might also enjoy Highland Park.

More of a Highwood man, myself.

I married a Highland Park girl, so yes, I do enjoy the pleasures of Highland Park (speaking of Highland Park and booze, they put a Sam's Wine and Spirits on US 41 and Park Ave West.. yum). I will try HP Scotch.

As for Highwood, better restaurants and better dive bars. The Wooden Nickel was always a favorite dive bar that I frequented. I haven't been back since I turned 21.

[Brian]

The only place that I can find "bad beer" (i.e. Schlitz, Blatz, Hamms, Red White and Blue) is at Sheffields near Wrigley.  I'll always stop in for the bad beer of the month.

[CPT]

How about Stag? A Missouri beer, I believe.

When faced with the decision at the Edward Jones Dome (Club section at the Bears game last week) of a 24-oz. draft of Bud for $9.25 vs. a double Crown Royal for $7.25, the choice was easy. Plus a lot less pissing.

That's a really easy decision. The Crown is a nice drink.

I still get by with Jack and Coke. A classic.

I prefer a 7 and 7.  You're never too drunk to order one.