Beer.

[forkserker]

Sam Adams beer tastes like soap.  My mother used to make me wash my mouth with Lifeboy

Bet you were happy when they invented toothpaste.

[cubbiebluestew]

Sam Adams beer tastes like soap.  My mother used to make me wash my mouth with Lifeboy

Bet you were happy when they invented toothpaste.

toothpaste?

[pisomojado8]

I recommend the Franziskaner Hefe-weissen.  I do not recommend Grain Belt Premium.  Don't be fooled by the "premium" label.

[SD]

Ha!  Wow, that is some nice work, wetfloor8.  I have a pint+ of that sitting in my fridge (s'been there for 1-2 years, given my non-drink stance).  So maybe I can finally get that question answered after all -- on the back it says something about pouring in yeast.  Are they serious?!?  Can I just drink it straight out of the bottle, or do I gotta go dumping stuff in it first?

Also, if its been in there that long, is it still good?  I'll drink it right now if it is, I swear.

[cubbiebluestew]

Man law.  No fruit in beer.

[The Slak]

Man law.  No fruit in beer.

Do you play the moderator in the commercial?

[Timmy B]

and I'll also add Warsteiner (actually at the top of my list). 

Verum or dunkel?

[cubbiebluestew]

Man law.  No fruit in beer.

Do you play the moderator in the commercial?

I auditioned but they wanted to go younger.

[pisomojado8]

Ha!  Wow, that is some nice work, wetfloor8.  I have a pint+ of that sitting in my fridge (s'been there for 1-2 years, given my non-drink stance).  So maybe I can finally get that question answered after all -- on the back it says something about pouring in yeast.  Are they serious?!?  Can I just drink it straight out of the bottle, or do I gotta go dumping stuff in it first?

Also, if its been in there that long, is it still good?  I'll drink it right now if it is, I swear.

My only rule with beer.  After you have a couple of whatever you drink...they start tasting pretty good.

If you need a primer on this beer, here's a link:
http://www.franziskaner.com/3_products/index.htm

[InternetApex]

Man law, my pimply white ass. My grandfather's cock. My sweat-stinking, dreadlocked chode.

Anybody sitting around driking bubbled water doesn't get to tell me how to be a man. Miller Lite has zero flavor in it by design. Because it's for people who don't like the taste of beer. They just drink it to get that funny feeling. Hell, 16-year-old girls drink like that.

So that's as f@#$ing stupid as sitting around drinking Zima and Woodchuck cider and pontificating to me. ME about the laws of manliness.

I swear to God, that shit is over the line.

Intrepid Reader: Walter Sobcziak
OVER THE LINE!!!

[The Slak]

Man law, my pimply white ass. My grandfather's cock. My sweat-stinking, dreadlocked chode.

Anybody sitting around driking bubbled water doesn't get to tell me how to be a man. Miller Lite has zero flavor in it by design. Because it's for people who don't like the taste of beer. They just drink it to get that funny feeling. Hell, 16-year-old girls drink like that.

So that's as f@#$ing stupid as sitting around drinking Zima and Woodchuck cider and pontificating to me. ME about the laws of manliness.

I swear to God, that shit is over the line.

Intrepid Reader: Walter Sobcziak
OVER THE LINE!!!

Foot fault. Mark it zero.

[InternetApex]

It's a league game, Smokey.

[Bad Kermit]

and I'll also add Warsteiner (actually at the top of my list).

Verum or dunkel?

Verum is usually what's available, but I prefer dunkel.  Not that I don't like verum.

[forkserker]

Man law, my pimply white ass. My grandfather's cock. My sweat-stinking, dreadlocked chode.

Anybody sitting around driking bubbled water doesn't get to tell me how to be a man. Miller Lite has zero flavor in it by design. Because it's for people who don't like the taste of beer. They just drink it to get that funny feeling. Hell, 16-year-old girls drink like that.

So that's as f@#$ing stupid as sitting around drinking Zima and Woodchuck cider and pontificating to me. ME about the laws of manliness.

I swear to God, that shit is over the line.

Intrepid Reader: Walter Sobcziak
OVER THE LINE!!!

Foot fault. Mark it zero.

Anyone need a last-minute Christmas gift?

http://www.bowlingshirt.com/lebowski/?productid=1964

[Timmy B]

and I'll also add Warsteiner (actually at the top of my list).

Verum or dunkel?

Verum is usually what's available, but I prefer dunkel.  Not that I don't like verum.

I can't drink the Warsteiner verum ... I don't generally like pilsners at all, and the Warsteiner just tastes far too bitter for me.

The dunkel, on the other hand, tastes like beer was meant to be made no other way. What a wonderful beverage (brought a six-pack to last night's employee Christmas party, actually).