The only site I'll ever need...

[Kermit]

Thanks for the help, guys.  I couldn't find that on the Cubs.com website (which is eyeahhrea).  I will be there tomorrow night, actually.  Some buddies and I managed to get 5 single tickets in the same nosebleed sections (above your seats, Huey).  Yay?

Anyone going tomorrow?

Tonight and tomorrow
I have issues.

Make sure you get there early tomorrow so you can get an Aramis Ramirez bobble knee wrist head doll.  Where are you sitting?

Aisle 38, Row 10
Chad Kreuter's hat territory

Tonight with a buddy.
Tommorow with my 16 yr. old son.
(DCFS is going to show up at my house one of these days)

You gonna be sauce-faced again?

Nah, but I will have a couple of beers, I'm sure.  Living out in the Nape generally means less drunken shouting at Wrigley.  Slightly less.

More dissertations on the Goat on the bus ride home.

I think I'm going to have to drive to Oak Park and do the El this time.  Stupid bus with their stupid "schedule."

[cubbiebluestew]

Back to the cable versus satelite discussion.  I got a letter last night from my satellite company telling me that they are adding 75 new HD channels in September and will have 100 in 2008.  Interesting side note.  I spelled "satellite" two different ways, but spell check likes them both.

[TJ]

Back to the cable versus satelite discussion.  I got a letter last night from my satellite company telling me that they are adding 75 new HD channels in September and will have 100 in 2008.  Interesting side note.  I spelled "satellite" two different ways, but spell check likes them both.

I'll be taking the plunge into DirecTV shortly.

[Andy]

I'll be at the game on Thursday.  It's random school supply giveaway day.  I hope I get paste.  It'll save me money on a hot dog.

[Corn-fed]

I'll be at the game on Thursday.  It's random school supply giveaway day.  I hope I get paste.  It'll save me money on a hot dog.

Come on, protractor...

[Kermit]

I'll be at the game on Thursday.  It's random school supply giveaway day.  I hope I get paste.  It'll save me money on a hot dog.

Come on, protractor...

Too bad we don't live on a farm.

[Chuckosan]

I'll be at the game on Thursday.  It's random school supply giveaway day.  I hope I get paste.  It'll save me money on a hot dog.

Come on, protractor...

Too bad we don't live on a farm.

I prefer my farm implements to retain their amateur status.

[Kwyjibo]

I'll be at the game on Thursday.  It's random school supply giveaway day.  I hope I get paste.  It'll save me money on a hot dog.

Come on, protractor...

Too bad we don't live on a farm.

I prefer my farm implements to retain their amateur status.

Why? You don't need to be a amateur tractor to get into the Olympics any more.

[Chuckosan]

I'll be at the game on Thursday.  It's random school supply giveaway day.  I hope I get paste.  It'll save me money on a hot dog.

Come on, protractor...

Too bad we don't live on a farm.

I prefer my farm implements to retain their amateur status.

Why? You don't need to be a amateur tractor to get into the Olympics any more.

What, you have a car?!?!?!  Braggart.

[cubbiebluestew]

When I went to Volta Elementary School my mother would take me to Woolworth's on Lawrence to buy "school supplies" in the last week of August. Pencils, fountain pen, eraser, ink, paste, chalk, crayons, tempra paint, compass, protracter, ruler, a notebook and some kind of kit to stick all that stuff into. I would usually misplace all of that stuff by the second week of school.  Did anyone else get to paint on that paper that had huge lumps of wood in it?  Drawing a straight line was very difficult because you had to go around those lumps.  It tasted salty when you ate it.  What was the question?

[Chuckosan]

I would usually misplace all of that stuff by the second week of school.  Did anyone else get to paint on that paper that had huge lumps of wood in it?

Yes.  Great kind of paper.

My mother got mad when I used it.  Maybe because she called it the "family room panelling."

[bozos72]

Who you kiddin', Stew.  When you were in elementary school, they still used paper made from hemp.

[Chuckosan]

Who you kiddin', Stew.  When you were in elementary school, they still used paper made from hemp plants that grew in the Nile Delta.

Backdated.

[Corn-fed]

Who you kiddin', Stew.  When you were in elementary school, they still used paper made from hemp plants that grew in the Nile Delta cuneiform tablets.

Backdated.

Cradle of civilization'd

[Tonker]

Who you kiddin', Stew.  When you were in elementary school, they still used paper made from hemp plants that grew in the Nile Delta cuneiform tablets a patch of mud and a stick.

Backdated.

Cradle of civilization'd

Pre-civilisation'd