The only site I'll ever need...

[Kwyjibo]

I thought he was home cave schooled.

[Grandmaster Wang]

Let 'em all go to hell, except for cave 76.

[Kwyjibo]

Let 'em all go to hell, except for cave 76.

Stew wrote than anthem. He also prayed to Phil.

[Corn-fed]

Let 'em all go to hell, except for cave 76.

Wiggum: Well hey, hey! You're Mel Brooks. Sure, I'll give you a ride.
Brooks: Thank you.
Wiggum: Er, on the way, we can do that, uh, 2000-dollar man thing.
Brooks: Mmm...
Wiggum: You be Carl Reiner, and I'll be police chief Wiggum.
Brooks: Listen, why don't you play Carl Reiner, and let me play police chief Wiggum? I hate Carl Reiner!

[cubbiebluestew]

 I will have the last laugh when they publish that book of my cave drawings.

[Corn-fed]

I will have the last laugh when they publish that book of my cave drawings.

A quick preview, courtesy of Stew's publisher...

   

[Kwyjibo]

I will have the last laugh when they publish that book of my cave drawings.

A quick preview, courtesy of Stew's publisher...

   

Frankie, if you're gonna fuck a donkey, make sure he's in a ditch so he can't kick you.

[Kwyjibo]

bump.

I'm trying to find the audio clip of Cedric Maxwell telling Violet Palmer to make him bacon and eggs - anyone got a link?

[Andy]

DirecTV is now testing the 80 HD channels they're going to give to greedy bastards like me (for the $9.99 I currently pay for HD):

9823 A&E
9872 ABC Family
9866 Altitude
9805 Animal Planet
9848 Big Ten
9858 Bravo
9855 Cartoon Network
9871 Chiller/ SAC MNT
9814 Cinemax HD
9867 Cinemax West
9877 CNBC
9849 CNN
9850 Comcast SportsNet Chicago
9860 Comcast SportsNet Mid-Atlantic
9859 Comedy Central
9863 CSN West
9800 CSTV
9838 Discovery
9804 Disney Channel
9810 ESPN News
9870 FSN Arizona
9802 FSN Bay Area
9856 FSN Cincinnati
9875 FSN Detroit
9861 FSN Florida
9803 FSN Houston
9801 FSN Midwest
9807 FSN New England
9812 FSN New York
9806 FSN North
9811 FSN Northwest
9851 FSN Ohio
9816 FSN Pittsburgh
9841 FSN Prime Ticket
9821 FSN Rocky Mountain
9826 FSN South
9831 FSN Southwest
9836 FSN West
9843 Fuel
9808 FX
9819 HBO West
9844 HGTV
9833 History Channel
9865 MASN/ SportsTime Ohio
9869 MHD
9839 Movie Channel
9817 MSG
9818 MTV
9815 National Georaphic
9820 NBA TV
9876 NESN
9825 NFL Network
9830 NHL
9874 Nickelodeon East
9835 Outdoor
9832 Science Channel
9863 Sci-Fi
9852 Sho Too
9834 Showtime West
9842 Speed
9845 Spike
9822 SportsNet New York
9827 SportsSouth
9847 Starz Comedy
9829 Starz East
9824 Starz Edge
9857 Starz Kids & Family
9828 Starz West
9846 Sun Sports
9854 TBS
9840 Tennis Channel
9813 The 101
9878 The Food Network
9853 The Weather Channel
9862 TLC
9809 Toon Disney
9873 USA Network
9864 Versus
9879 VH1
9827 YES

I'll get them all.

Giggity.

[J Rod]

I've got a question for the gearheads on this fringe board:

About 4 weeks ago the check engine light in my '01 Monte SS (3800)
came on and Autozone told me it was an EGR valve error.  I purchased a
new one from them and installed it.  The light turned off, hasn't come
on since then, but I've noticed anywhere from a 3-5 mpg drop off in my
average fuel consumption since I installed the new EGR valve.  Any
thoughts?  Is it possible that I bought a poor quality replacement
part from Autozone (I've heard poor reviews of their parts before)?
Would it be reasonable to believe that part is the reason why my mpg
has dropped 17% (I was averaging anywhere from 27-29 mpg)?

The car has about 98,500 miles on it and I have yet to replace the
spark plugs (suggested at 100,000).  I'm going to throw some Gumout
fuel system cleaner in it on the next fill up, and replace the air
filter this evening (hasn't been done for awhile).  I replaced the
fuel filter around 65,000 miles.

[Indolent Reader]

So this Big Ten Network thing has me really pissed at Comcast and I'm thinking of making the switch to either of the satellites (I'm leaning toward Dish because of the free HD DVR/6 months), but I swear by my Tivo Series Two/Tivo to go.  Does anyone here have a satellite with Tivo series two?  If so, does it work it well?

[bozos72]

These last two posts make me feel like Fletch at the air hangar.

Ball bearings.  It's all ball bearings these days.

[Kwyjibo]

I've got a question for the gearheads on this fringe board:

About 4 weeks ago the check engine light in my '01 Monte SS (3800)
came on and Autozone told me it was an EGR valve error.  I purchased a
new one from them and installed it.  The light turned off, hasn't come
on since then, but I've noticed anywhere from a 3-5 mpg drop off in my
average fuel consumption since I installed the new EGR valve.  Any
thoughts?  Is it possible that I bought a poor quality replacement
part from Autozone (I've heard poor reviews of their parts before)?
Would it be reasonable to believe that part is the reason why my mpg
has dropped 17% (I was averaging anywhere from 27-29 mpg)?

The car has about 98,500 miles on it and I have yet to replace the
spark plugs (suggested at 100,000).  I'm going to throw some Gumout
fuel system cleaner in it on the next fill up, and replace the air
filter this evening (hasn't been done for awhile).  I replaced the
fuel filter around 65,000 miles.

Have you felt any change in horsepower?

[williams]

So this Big Ten Network thing has me really pissed at Comcast and I'm thinking of making the switch to either of the satellites (I'm leaning toward Dish because of the free HD DVR/6 months), but I swear by my Tivo Series Two/Tivo to go.  Does anyone here have a satellite with Tivo series two?  If so, does it work it well?

I do (or did).  It works great, but you won't have any of the sharing between tivos/remote scheduling/etc. that stand alone tivos have.

I've recently upgraded to the new DirectTV HD unit.  Not near as nice as Tivo but serviceable.  It doesn't have the dual live buffers, which sucks for watching sports.  If I were a new subscriber that's what I'd go for since its the only PVR that will handle all of the new channels Andy mentioned earlier.

[TJ]

Get the DirectTV Choice Package, wait a week after they install it (you might have it installed within the next 48 hrs. if you're lucky), and DirecTV will try to follow up with you. They'll offer you the Premier Package + NFL Sunday ticket for $54.99. The only catch is you'll have to downgrade back to DirecTV Choice (which offers you most channels) once NFL season's over, or they'll increase your price to $99.99 or something like that.

I positive DirecTV.