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[Thrillho]

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[Taylor2]

Back on topic Dave....  Is she gay or married?

Shit, forgot to update.

She continues to e-mail him (initiates it) about 4-6 times per day. Same stuff as before. She did escalate it to ask him to tell her the next time he went out for lunch (left the grounds) because she'd like some real food brought in and they'd eat together. Only mentioned her son's dad being at the kid's soccer game, but then today's mail might have sealed the deal: they were talking about the Cubs and she said she and "Clint" (99% sure that is the "spouse's" name) had been trying to get tickets to Cubs games all year but they are sold out. That kinda kicked him the groin, but he's still not giving up hope until he knows for sure that it's still on.

I say he walks up to her and just smacks his mainmast on her desk. At that point, he'll know if it's on or not.

Even though it's a penal institution, I'm not sure that would go over too well.

It would probably be a good thing to remind him that there are other women in the world who a) aren't walking sexual harassment suits  b) aren't married and c) like to fuck. 

He's pretty sure it's not (c) yet, even more sure that it's not (a), and is closer to finding out the full status of (c). I told him that I think she likes the postive attention he shows and who knows what her status is in the marriage. Could be abusive, could be dull, could be on the outs, or she could be looking for a fling. She hasn't exhibited one sign of cuckoo behavior, but that still could pop up at any time.

Try offering her some Cocoa Puffs and see what happens.

Yeah, maybe she's cuckoo for cuckholding her spouse.

[Jon]

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I'm not one for hyperbole, but you are truly the greatest human being in history.

[powen01]

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I'm not one for hyperbole, but you are truly the greatest human being in history.

Was it something I said?

[powen01]

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I'm not one for hyperbole, but you are truly the greatest human being in history.

Was it something I said?

DPD

I realize I stabbed everyone in the eyes with a fat girl.  I couldn't help myself. 

[Quality Start Machine]

Back on topic Dave....  Is she gay or married?

Shit, forgot to update.

She continues to e-mail him (initiates it) about 4-6 times per day. Same stuff as before. She did escalate it to ask him to tell her the next time he went out for lunch (left the grounds) because she'd like some real food brought in and they'd eat together. Only mentioned her son's dad being at the kid's soccer game, but then today's mail might have sealed the deal: they were talking about the Cubs and she said she and "Clint" (99% sure that is the "spouse's" name) had been trying to get tickets to Cubs games all year but they are sold out. That kinda kicked him the groin, but he's still not giving up hope until he knows for sure that it's still on.

I say he walks up to her and just smacks his mainmast on her desk. At that point, he'll know if it's on or not.

Even though it's a penal institution, I'm not sure that would go over too well.

My bad, I thought you said penile.

[5laky]

Could the only site you'll ever need answer this one?

[powen01]

Could the only site you'll ever need answer this one?

Yes, but I think she got her answer in the end. 

[PenFoe]

Could the only site you'll ever need answer this one?

Okay, I'll bite...what were you looking for when you "stumbled" across that?

[Poon]

Could the only site you'll ever need answer this one?

Okay, I'll bite...what were you looking for when you "stumbled" across that?

I'm really hoping it was info about having rubber bands around your nuts for 5 hours.

[5laky]

Could the only site you'll ever need answer this one?

Okay, I'll bite...what were you looking for when you "stumbled" across that?

Reddit.com friend. Links-a-plenty.

[Poon]

Could the only site you'll ever need answer this one?

Okay, I'll bite...what were you looking for when you "stumbled" across that?

Reddit.com friend. Links-a-plenty.

http://www.blurtit.com/q835092.html

[Kerm]

Could the only site you'll ever need answer this one?

That guy must have had something REALLY important he needed to remember.  Maybe he should have put one more around them to remind him to take the rubber bands off his balls.

[Tinker to Evers to Chance]

Could the only site you'll ever need answer this one?

Okay, I'll bite...what were you looking for when you "stumbled" across that?

Reddit.com friend. Links-a-plenty.

http://www.blurtit.com/q835092.html

Powen, you magnificent bastard.

[powen01]

Could the only site you'll ever need answer this one?

Okay, I'll bite...what were you looking for when you "stumbled" across that?

Reddit.com friend. Links-a-plenty.

http://www.blurtit.com/q835092.html

Powen, you magnificent bastard.

That was actually not me. 

And no, I can't fucking prove it.