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[Bort]

Just torrent it.

I dress right, am right handed, wipe right (while standing and saluting).

What hand do you salute with, you right-dressing rebel?

Depends on the salute.

[Wheezer]

They don't hospitalize you for broken ribs, right?

[Yeti]

They don't hospitalize you for broken ribs, right?

Depends. Is it you or a small child?

[Wheezer]

They don't hospitalize you for broken ribs, right?

Depends. Is it you or a small child?

The former.

[ChuckD]

They don't hospitalize you for broken ribs, right?

Depends. Is it you or a small child?

The former.

Is it a compound fracture?

[Wheezer]

They don't hospitalize you for broken ribs, right?

Depends. Is it you or a small child?

The former.

Is it a compound fracture?

The skin's closed, but there's certainly bad bruising.

[ChuckD]

They don't hospitalize you for broken ribs, right?

Depends. Is it you or a small child?

The former.

Is it a compound fracture?

The skin's closed, but there's certainly bad bruising.

Do they have a moustache?

[Wheezer]

They don't hospitalize you for broken ribs, right?

Depends. Is it you or a small child?

The former.

Is it a compound fracture?

The skin's closed, but there's certainly bad bruising.

Do they have a moustache?

Actually, the bruise kind of resembles a moustache under the cyclopean eye of my left nipple. Perhaps I'll decorate it before going in tomorrow. There must be some felt and glitter around here somewhere.

[Richard Chuggar]

They don't hospitalize you for broken ribs, right?

Depends. Is it you or a small child?

The former.

Is it a compound fracture?

The skin's closed, but there's certainly bad bruising.

Do they have a moustache?

Stop being a pussy and get ready to be in pain for awhile.  Ask Fork how long it takes to recover.  

Although chances are you just bruised it.

[ChuckD]

They don't hospitalize you for broken ribs, right?

Depends. Is it you or a small child?

The former.

Is it a compound fracture?

The skin's closed, but there's certainly bad bruising.

Do they have a moustache?

Actually, the bruise kind of resembles a moustache under the cyclopean eye of my left nipple. Perhaps I'll decorate it before going in tomorrow. There must be some felt and glitter around here somewhere.

Seriously because I realize it probably hurts...

I'm pretty sure I sustained a cracked rib once after a ill-advised drunken boxing match with someone much soberer (and muscle-ier). It bruised up pretty good for a day or two but went away. Hurt like something that hurts an awful lot for those couple of days. Didn't go to the doctor because I hate doctors, but medicated with lots of marijuana and Tylenol. I'd check these symptoms. If any are yes, I'd recommend a visit to the doctor. Unless you hate doctors. If you hate doctors you should call Oleg and stop at Walgreens on the way.

*  Severe shortness of breath
    * Coughing blood
    * Confusion or dizziness
    * General weakness
    * Blood in the urine

Also, don't let anyone tickle you.

[Wheezer]

They don't hospitalize you for broken ribs, right?

Depends. Is it you or a small child?

The former.

Is it a compound fracture?

The skin's closed, but there's certainly bad bruising.

Do they have a moustache?

Actually, the bruise kind of resembles a moustache under the cyclopean eye of my left nipple. Perhaps I'll decorate it before going in tomorrow. There must be some felt and glitter around here somewhere.

Seriously because I realize it probably hurts...

I'm pretty sure I sustained a cracked rib once after a ill-advised drunken boxing match with someone much soberer (and muscle-ier). It bruised up pretty good for a day or two but went away. Hurt like something that hurts an awful lot for those couple of days. Didn't go to the doctor because I hate doctors, but medicated with lots of marijuana and Tylenol. I'd check these symptoms. If any are yes, I'd recommend a visit to the doctor. Unless you hate doctors. If you hate doctors you should call Oleg and stop at Walgreens on the way.

I've already done this part--it happened Tuesday morning. Now that the inflammation's down, though, I can feel at least one of the bastards moving around.

[Slaky]

They don't hospitalize you for broken ribs, right?

Depends. Is it you or a small child?

The former.

Is it a compound fracture?

The skin's closed, but there's certainly bad bruising.

Do they have a moustache?

Actually, the bruise kind of resembles a moustache under the cyclopean eye of my left nipple. Perhaps I'll decorate it before going in tomorrow. There must be some felt and glitter around here somewhere.

Seriously because I realize it probably hurts...

I'm pretty sure I sustained a cracked rib once after a ill-advised drunken boxing match with someone much soberer (and muscle-ier). It bruised up pretty good for a day or two but went away. Hurt like something that hurts an awful lot for those couple of days. Didn't go to the doctor because I hate doctors, but medicated with lots of marijuana and Tylenol. I'd check these symptoms. If any are yes, I'd recommend a visit to the doctor. Unless you hate doctors. If you hate doctors you should call Oleg and stop at Walgreens on the way.

I've already done this part--it happened Tuesday morning. Now that the inflammation's down, though, I can feel at least one of the bastards moving around.

Oleg or the clerk at Walgreens?

[Kermit IV]

They don't hospitalize you for broken ribs, right?

Depends. Is it you or a small child?

The former.

Is it a compound fracture?

The skin's closed, but there's certainly bad bruising.

Do they have a moustache?

Actually, the bruise kind of resembles a moustache under the cyclopean eye of my left nipple. Perhaps I'll decorate it before going in tomorrow. There must be some felt and glitter around here somewhere.

Seriously because I realize it probably hurts...

I'm pretty sure I sustained a cracked rib once after a ill-advised drunken boxing match with someone much soberer (and muscle-ier). It bruised up pretty good for a day or two but went away. Hurt like something that hurts an awful lot for those couple of days. Didn't go to the doctor because I hate doctors, but medicated with lots of marijuana and Tylenol. I'd check these symptoms. If any are yes, I'd recommend a visit to the doctor. Unless you hate doctors. If you hate doctors you should call Oleg and stop at Walgreens on the way.

I've already done this part--it happened Tuesday morning. Now that the inflammation's down, though, I can feel at least one of the bastards moving around.

If something's moving around in there (unless it's just your floating ribs), you're going to want to get to a doctor.  Sharp-ended bones shouldn't be in close proximity to your lungs.

[Eli]

How do I get an iPhone to play music on multiple computers?  It's synced with my home computer, so when I plug it into my work computer I get a message that kindly offers to erase all of my current iPhone content and sync with the current iTunes library.  That's not what I want.  Surely there's a program that will let me stream music off my iPhone on multiple computers.  Right?

[Quality Start Machine]

How do I get an iPhone to play music on multiple computers?  It's synced with my home computer, so when I plug it into my work computer I get a message that kindly offers to erase all of my current iPhone content and sync with the current iTunes library.  That's not what I want.  Surely there's a program that will let me stream music off my iPhone on multiple computers.  Right?

Try it with your phone in airplane mode.