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I think I need to pick something else.  It's just nagging at me.  I think Casey sounds really cool and friendly, but I won't enjoy it since in my head, I've made it into this huge issue.  Like I am going to give him a reason to hate me before he's even born.  Plus, I read a study that said that boys with "girly" (ugh) names suddenly develop behavior problems in middle school.  And if there happens to be a girl in class with the same name, they turn into murderers or something.  I think the study was focused on names that I wouldn't even consider unisex names, like Ashley and Shannon.  But, still.  

Thanks for all of the input.  

Kevin Charles... K.C.

Congratulations to you and yours, by the way!

I did think of something along those lines ... but I don't think so.  

Is the dad around?  Does he have a say in it?  Do you have any pics so we know you're telling the truth and not just looking for attention?

I would be the only person on the planet with legal or financial responsibility for the baby.  How's that for an answer?

Do you want to go out for a meal of food?*


*Depending on what the pics you post look like.

Take a hint dude. She as much as told you that she's not into men.

Or maybe she is, just not boys,

Bingo.  Not that I would cast aspersions on any of the members of this fine organization.

I don't know if I want any of these aspersions, mainly b/c I don't like vegetables all that much in general, but I'm most certainly a man.

When's the last time you got into a fist fight?

Shut up you faggot.  This isn't one of your kiddie parties where they're already roofied out cold and you can put your hands down their Superman underroos any time you want.  I'm trying to court a lovely young lady that happens to be knocked up and is looking for a man to take her and her unborn, fatherless child to dinner.  Go away.  
smg, i'm so sorry.  That child molester, Kurt Evans, had no right to butt in on our conversation.  Anywho . . .. what are you wearing?

That's exactly what my ex-boyfriend asked me last time I talked to him.  Or, pretty much every time I've ever talked to him.  Ah, nostalgia.  

Are you seriously asking me out?  And here I thought being pregnant would make dating more difficult.

Is that a yes?  I can babysit.  I have experience.

I'll help IAN. We can teach Casey about the finer points about noobtubing.

Hands up, anybody who thinks it's a good idea to leave Yeti in charge of kids.

Honestly?  I wouldn't feel comfortable leaving Yeti and IAN in charge of Yeti and IAN.

You'll all see in 2012.

[Yeti]

I think I need to pick something else.  It's just nagging at me.  I think Casey sounds really cool and friendly, but I won't enjoy it since in my head, I've made it into this huge issue.  Like I am going to give him a reason to hate me before he's even born.  Plus, I read a study that said that boys with "girly" (ugh) names suddenly develop behavior problems in middle school.  And if there happens to be a girl in class with the same name, they turn into murderers or something.  I think the study was focused on names that I wouldn't even consider unisex names, like Ashley and Shannon.  But, still.  

Thanks for all of the input.  

Kevin Charles... K.C.

Congratulations to you and yours, by the way!

I did think of something along those lines ... but I don't think so.  

Is the dad around?  Does he have a say in it?  Do you have any pics so we know you're telling the truth and not just looking for attention?

I would be the only person on the planet with legal or financial responsibility for the baby.  How's that for an answer?

Do you want to go out for a meal of food?*


*Depending on what the pics you post look like.

Take a hint dude. She as much as told you that she's not into men.

Or maybe she is, just not boys,

Bingo.  Not that I would cast aspersions on any of the members of this fine organization.

I don't know if I want any of these aspersions, mainly b/c I don't like vegetables all that much in general, but I'm most certainly a man.

When's the last time you got into a fist fight?

Shut up you faggot.  This isn't one of your kiddie parties where they're already roofied out cold and you can put your hands down their Superman underroos any time you want.  I'm trying to court a lovely young lady that happens to be knocked up and is looking for a man to take her and her unborn, fatherless child to dinner.  Go away.  
smg, i'm so sorry.  That child molester, Kurt Evans, had no right to butt in on our conversation.  Anywho . . .. what are you wearing?

That's exactly what my ex-boyfriend asked me last time I talked to him.  Or, pretty much every time I've ever talked to him.  Ah, nostalgia.  

Are you seriously asking me out?  And here I thought being pregnant would make dating more difficult.

Is that a yes?  I can babysit.  I have experience.

I'll help IAN. We can teach Casey about the finer points about noobtubing.

Hands up, anybody who thinks it's a good idea to leave Yeti in charge of kids.

Honestly?  I wouldn't feel comfortable leaving Yeti and IAN in charge of Yeti and IAN.

You'll all see in 2012.

*HIGH FIVES*

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Shut up you faggot.  This isn't one of your kiddie parties where they're already roofied out cold and you can put your hands down their Superman underroos any time you want.  I'm trying to court a lovely young lady that happens to be knocked up and is looking for a man to take her and her unborn, fatherless child to dinner.  Go away.  
smg, i'm so sorry.  That child molester, Kurt Evans, had no right to butt in on our conversation.  Anywho . . .. what are you wearing?

That's exactly what my ex-boyfriend asked me last time I talked to him.  Or, pretty much every time I've ever talked to him.  Ah, nostalgia.  

Are you seriously asking me out?  And here I thought being pregnant would make dating more difficult.

Is that a yes?  I can babysit.  I have experience.

IAN just wants you to leave him alone in your house so he can try on all of your shoes.

Don't project your homoerotic dreams on me, queen.

"I know you are but what am I"?

[JD]

What a day to have been stuck in meetings...

Casey is a fine name.
You like it, you stick with it.

You shouldn't say that until you know what the last name is.  If the two names don't sound good together, then ya gotta switch. 

HOWEVAH, if Casey sounds alright with the last name, then I'd just stick with it.  If he gets picked on, he gets picked on.  Besides, movies have shown over and over that pedophile father-figure can whip that little fartknocker into shape in a minimum of 2 training montages.

[PenPho]

What a day to have been stuck in meetings...

Casey is a fine name.
You like it, you stick with it.

You shouldn't say that until you know what the last name is.  If the two names don't sound good together, then ya gotta switch. 

HOWEVAH, if Casey sounds alright with the last name, then I'd just stick with it.  If he gets picked on, he gets picked on.  Besides, movies have shown over and over that pedophile father-figure can whip that little fartknocker into shape in a minimum of 2 training montages.

I just assumed it was "G".

Casey G.

[Quality Start Machine]

What a day to have been stuck in meetings...

Casey is a fine name.
You like it, you stick with it.

You shouldn't say that until you know what the last name is.  If the two names don't sound good together, then ya gotta switch. 

HOWEVAH, if Casey sounds alright with the last name, then I'd just stick with it.  If he gets picked on, he gets picked on.  Besides, movies have shown over and over that pedophile father-figure can whip that little fartknocker into shape in a minimum of 2 training montages.

I just assumed it was "G".

Casey G.

Her actual last name is Andthesunshineband.

[Saul Goodman]

What a day to have been stuck in meetings...

Casey is a fine name.
You like it, you stick with it.

You shouldn't say that until you know what the last name is.  If the two names don't sound good together, then ya gotta switch. 

HOWEVAH, if Casey sounds alright with the last name, then I'd just stick with it.  If he gets picked on, he gets picked on.  Besides, movies have shown over and over that pedophile father-figure can whip that little fartknocker into shape in a minimum of 2 training montages.

I just assumed it was "G".

Casey G.

Her actual last name is Andthesunshineband.

That's our Fork!

[Quality Start Machine]

What a day to have been stuck in meetings...

Casey is a fine name.
You like it, you stick with it.

You shouldn't say that until you know what the last name is.  If the two names don't sound good together, then ya gotta switch. 

HOWEVAH, if Casey sounds alright with the last name, then I'd just stick with it.  If he gets picked on, he gets picked on.  Besides, movies have shown over and over that pedophile father-figure can whip that little fartknocker into shape in a minimum of 2 training montages.

I just assumed it was "G".

Casey G.

Her actual last name is Andthesunshineband.

That's our Fork!

(applause, end credits)

[J. Walter Weatherman]

What a day to have been stuck in meetings...

Casey is a fine name.
You like it, you stick with it.

You shouldn't say that until you know what the last name is.  If the two names don't sound good together, then ya gotta switch. 

HOWEVAH, if Casey sounds alright with the last name, then I'd just stick with it.  If he gets picked on, he gets picked on.  Besides, movies have shown over and over that pedophile father-figure can whip that little fartknocker into shape in a minimum of 2 training montages.

Honestly, where smg really erred was in not requesting our name ideas before getting her heart set on Casey.

We have a bottomless well of suggestions to share. Just ask PenFoe.

[JD]

What a day to have been stuck in meetings...

Casey is a fine name.
You like it, you stick with it.

You shouldn't say that until you know what the last name is.  If the two names don't sound good together, then ya gotta switch. 

HOWEVAH, if Casey sounds alright with the last name, then I'd just stick with it.  If he gets picked on, he gets picked on.  Besides, movies have shown over and over that pedophile father-figure can whip that little fartknocker into shape in a minimum of 2 training montages.

Honestly, where smg really erred was in not requesting our name ideas before getting her heart set on Casey.

We have a bottomless well of suggestions to share. Just ask PenFoe.

I just named a baby a few months ago.  I got what the kids call "a 6 month old". 

[MAD]

What a day to have been stuck in meetings...

Casey is a fine name.
You like it, you stick with it.

You shouldn't say that until you know what the last name is.  If the two names don't sound good together, then ya gotta switch. 

HOWEVAH, if Casey sounds alright with the last name, then I'd just stick with it.  If he gets picked on, he gets picked on.  Besides, movies have shown over and over that pedophile father-figure can whip that little fartknocker into shape in a minimum of 2 training montages.

Honestly, where smg really erred was in not requesting our name ideas before getting her heart set on Casey.

We have a bottomless well of suggestions to share. Just ask PenFoe.

I just named a baby a few months ago.  I got what the kids call "a 6 month old". 

JD II?

Congrats, Dills.

[JD]

What a day to have been stuck in meetings...

Casey is a fine name.
You like it, you stick with it.

You shouldn't say that until you know what the last name is.  If the two names don't sound good together, then ya gotta switch. 

HOWEVAH, if Casey sounds alright with the last name, then I'd just stick with it.  If he gets picked on, he gets picked on.  Besides, movies have shown over and over that pedophile father-figure can whip that little fartknocker into shape in a minimum of 2 training montages.

Honestly, where smg really erred was in not requesting our name ideas before getting her heart set on Casey.

We have a bottomless well of suggestions to share. Just ask PenFoe.

I just named a baby a few months ago.  I got what the kids call "a 6 month old". 

JD II?

Congrats, Dills.

Gracias!  It's a girl.  Her name is Glennita Bequita.  Yeah, it's a pretty awesome name.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

What a day to have been stuck in meetings...

Casey is a fine name.
You like it, you stick with it.

You shouldn't say that until you know what the last name is.  If the two names don't sound good together, then ya gotta switch.  

HOWEVAH, if Casey sounds alright with the last name, then I'd just stick with it.  If he gets picked on, he gets picked on.  Besides, movies have shown over and over that pedophile father-figure can whip that little fartknocker into shape in a minimum of 2 training montages.

Honestly, where smg really erred was in not requesting our name ideas before getting her heart set on Casey.

We have a bottomless well of suggestions to share. Just ask PenFoe.

I just named a baby a few months ago.  I got what the kids call "a 6 month old".  

JD II?

Congrats, Dills.

Gracias!  It's a girl.  Her name is Glennita Bequita.  Yeah, it's a pretty awesome name.

Way to go.

But would it have killed you to run it by us first?

We've got systems in place for this type of thing, dammit.

[PenPho]

What a day to have been stuck in meetings...

Casey is a fine name.
You like it, you stick with it.

You shouldn't say that until you know what the last name is.  If the two names don't sound good together, then ya gotta switch.  

HOWEVAH, if Casey sounds alright with the last name, then I'd just stick with it.  If he gets picked on, he gets picked on.  Besides, movies have shown over and over that pedophile father-figure can whip that little fartknocker into shape in a minimum of 2 training montages.

Honestly, where smg really erred was in not requesting our name ideas before getting her heart set on Casey.

We have a bottomless well of suggestions to share. Just ask PenFoe.

I just named a baby a few months ago.  I got what the kids call "a 6 month old".  

JD II?

Congrats, Dills.

Gracias!  It's a girl.  Her name is Glennita Bequita.  Yeah, it's a pretty awesome name.

Way to go.

But would it have killed you to run it by us first?

We've got systems in place for this type of thing, dammit.

Thrill is right, the order of announcement goes:
SBox
Desipio
Parents
Co-Workers

[J. Walter Weatherman]

What a day to have been stuck in meetings...

Casey is a fine name.
You like it, you stick with it.

You shouldn't say that until you know what the last name is.  If the two names don't sound good together, then ya gotta switch.  

HOWEVAH, if Casey sounds alright with the last name, then I'd just stick with it.  If he gets picked on, he gets picked on.  Besides, movies have shown over and over that pedophile father-figure can whip that little fartknocker into shape in a minimum of 2 training montages.

Honestly, where smg really erred was in not requesting our name ideas before getting her heart set on Casey.

We have a bottomless well of suggestions to share. Just ask PenFoe.

I just named a baby a few months ago.  I got what the kids call "a 6 month old".  

JD II?

Congrats, Dills.

Gracias!  It's a girl.  Her name is Glennita Bequita.  Yeah, it's a pretty awesome name.

Way to go.

But would it have killed you to run it by us first?

We've got systems in place for this type of thing, dammit.

Thrill is right, the order of announcement goes:
SBox
Desipio
Parents
Co-Workers

PenFoe "gets it."

And that's why young Chastity Lapdance will stand out against the sea of Emmas, Emilys, Madisons and Addisons around her. It's a power name.