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[Bort]

Question, especially for the legal minds - I received a speeding ticket today.  The ticket specifies the vehicle as a 2006 Chevrolet.  The car was actually a 1995 Buick coupe.  The license plate number listed on the ticket is off by one digit.  Any chance of winning on that?

Okay, Fork....you can come out now.

I only drive sedans.

Speaking of cars, what say the car homos here about this? If most of your driving falls into that 40 mile range, will the energy cost savings and tax credit make this a good buy?

General Motors on Tuesday put the base price of its Chevrolet Volt, a plug-in car capable of driving about 40 miles on battery power without using gasoline, at $41,000 before a $7,500 federal tax credit.

The carmaker said it would also lease the Volt for $350 a month, hoping to attract consumers who want lower monthly payments or would hesitate to buy the vehicle until they were more comfortable with its technology.

Buy a truck, dickless.

Try parking a truck in the city, Jethro.

I rest my case

Is your case "I'm a hick, and can abandon anything in my yard for parts if I want?"

[Yeti]

Question, especially for the legal minds - I received a speeding ticket today.  The ticket specifies the vehicle as a 2006 Chevrolet.  The car was actually a 1995 Buick coupe.  The license plate number listed on the ticket is off by one digit.  Any chance of winning on that?

Okay, Fork....you can come out now.

I only drive sedans.

Speaking of cars, what say the car homos here about this? If most of your driving falls into that 40 mile range, will the energy cost savings and tax credit make this a good buy?

General Motors on Tuesday put the base price of its Chevrolet Volt, a plug-in car capable of driving about 40 miles on battery power without using gasoline, at $41,000 before a $7,500 federal tax credit.

The carmaker said it would also lease the Volt for $350 a month, hoping to attract consumers who want lower monthly payments or would hesitate to buy the vehicle until they were more comfortable with its technology.

Buy a truck, dickless.

Try parking a truck in the city, Jethro.

I rest my case

Is your case "I'm a hick, and can abandon anything in my yard for parts if I want?"

My yard is very clean, thankyouverymuch. I'd just put them in my burn barrel and keep dousing it with gasoline to get that shit burnt

[Internet Apex]

Question, especially for the legal minds - I received a speeding ticket today.  The ticket specifies the vehicle as a 2006 Chevrolet.  The car was actually a 1995 Buick coupe.  The license plate number listed on the ticket is off by one digit.  Any chance of winning on that?

Okay, Fork....you can come out now.

I only drive sedans.

Speaking of cars, what say the car homos here about this? If most of your driving falls into that 40 mile range, will the energy cost savings and tax credit make this a good buy?

General Motors on Tuesday put the base price of its Chevrolet Volt, a plug-in car capable of driving about 40 miles on battery power without using gasoline, at $41,000 before a $7,500 federal tax credit.

The carmaker said it would also lease the Volt for $350 a month, hoping to attract consumers who want lower monthly payments or would hesitate to buy the vehicle until they were more comfortable with its technology.

Buy a truck, dickless.

Try parking a truck in the city, Jethro.

I rest my case

Is your case "I'm a hick, and can abandon anything in my yard for parts if I want?"

My yard is very clean, thankyouverymuch. I'd just put them in my burn barrel and keep dousing it with gasoline to get that shit burnt

I laughed.

[Powdered Toast Man]

What's so wrong about buying a regular car that runs off dinosaur fossils?

[Chuck to Chuck]

What's so wrong about buying a regular car that runs off dinosaur fossils?

Nothing so long as you realize that the people you are paying for the dinosaur fuels give the money to other people who want to kill you.

[Brownie]

What's so wrong about buying a regular car that runs off dinosaur fossils?

Nothing so long as you realize that the people you are paying for the dinosaur fuels give the money to other people who want to kill you.

A bunch of people from Louisiana want to kill me? Was I too hard on Theriot?

[Powdered Toast Man]

What's so wrong about buying a regular car that runs off dinosaur fossils?

Nothing so long as you realize that the people you are paying for the dinosaur fuels give the money to other people who want to kill you.

Until somebody figures out how to turn fairy dust into automobile fuel and the vehicle it runs on doesn't cost me all three of my nuts, I'll stick with the dinosaurs.

[Yeti]

What's so wrong about buying a regular car that runs off dinosaur fossils?

I'm averse to this change too, buddy. It's meathead of us, but fuck it. I like my trucks, SUVs, and cars that get less than 25 MPG. Although, sometimes Gil's buttcruiser's MPG makes me jealous... And then I remember that I'm not gay

[R-V]

What's so wrong about buying a regular car that runs off dinosaur fossils?

Nothing so long as you realize that the people you are paying for the dinosaur fuels give the money to other people who want to kill you.

Until somebody figures out how to turn fairy dust into automobile fuel and the vehicle it runs on doesn't cost me all three of my nuts, I'll stick with the dinosaurs.

The initial question was whether or not the car would be a BETTER VALUE than a normal car. No one is going to take away your right to own a Canyonero, you reactionary hilljack.

[Bort]

What's so wrong about buying a regular car that runs off dinosaur fossils?

Nothing so long as you realize that the people you are paying for the dinosaur fuels give the money to other people who want to kill you.

Until somebody figures out how to turn fairy dust into automobile fuel and the vehicle it runs on doesn't cost me all three of my nuts, I'll stick with the dinosaurs.

The initial question was whether or not the car would be a BETTER VALUE than a normal car. No one is going to take away your right to own a Canyonero, you reactionary hilljack.

NO! Offering a choice is un-American, you librul homotard.

[Yeti]

What's so wrong about buying a regular car that runs off dinosaur fossils?

Nothing so long as you realize that the people you are paying for the dinosaur fuels give the money to other people who want to kill you.

Until somebody figures out how to turn fairy dust into automobile fuel and the vehicle it runs on doesn't cost me all three of my nuts, I'll stick with the dinosaurs.

The initial question was whether or not the car would be a BETTER VALUE than a normal car. No one is going to take away your right to own a Canyonero, you reactionary hilljack.

Shouldn't you be in the market for this?

[Bort]

What's so wrong about buying a regular car that runs off dinosaur fossils?

Nothing so long as you realize that the people you are paying for the dinosaur fuels give the money to other people who want to kill you.

Until somebody figures out how to turn fairy dust into automobile fuel and the vehicle it runs on doesn't cost me all three of my nuts, I'll stick with the dinosaurs.

The initial question was whether or not the car would be a BETTER VALUE than a normal car. No one is going to take away your right to own a Canyonero, you reactionary hilljack.

Shouldn't you be in the market for this?

Shouldn't you be in the market for this?

[Yeti]

What's so wrong about buying a regular car that runs off dinosaur fossils?

Nothing so long as you realize that the people you are paying for the dinosaur fuels give the money to other people who want to kill you.

Until somebody figures out how to turn fairy dust into automobile fuel and the vehicle it runs on doesn't cost me all three of my nuts, I'll stick with the dinosaurs.

The initial question was whether or not the car would be a BETTER VALUE than a normal car. No one is going to take away your right to own a Canyonero, you reactionary hilljack.

Shouldn't you be in the market for this?

Shouldn't you be in the market for this?

I BURNT SON!

But, did I see your car this morning?

[Saul Goodman]

What's so wrong about buying a regular car that runs off dinosaur fossils?

I'm averse to this change too, buddy. It's meathead of us, but fuck it. I like my trucks, SUVs, and cars that get less than 25 MPG. Although, sometimes Gil's buttcruiser's MPG makes me jealous... And then I remember that I'm not gay

I'm gonna rise up
I'm gonna drive a big truck
ROCK, FLAG AND EAGLE!!!!

[Bort]

What's so wrong about buying a regular car that runs off dinosaur fossils?

Nothing so long as you realize that the people you are paying for the dinosaur fuels give the money to other people who want to kill you.

Until somebody figures out how to turn fairy dust into automobile fuel and the vehicle it runs on doesn't cost me all three of my nuts, I'll stick with the dinosaurs.

The initial question was whether or not the car would be a BETTER VALUE than a normal car. No one is going to take away your right to own a Canyonero, you reactionary hilljack.

Shouldn't you be in the market for this?

Shouldn't you be in the market for this?

I BURNT SON!

But, did I see your car this morning?

[pretentious]Whatever, Cletus. I don't "drive" a "car." My carbon footprint is smaller than a list of things Internet Chuck has been right about.[/pretentious]