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[Gilgamesh]

Just quit my job. Got a new one earlier this week.

The minute I left, my fuckbag boss was badmouthing me to someone on the phone failing to realize his desk is surrounded by my friends who've worked with me there for years. This dude has been my boss for 6 months.

I realize there's not much I can do within the confines of a company I no longer work for but I'd still like to say that I hope this crosseyed retard gets kicked in the cockhead by a rodeo bull.

Been there.  Fun when my ex-boss did it to the CFO of a client who changed banks the week after I left.  He changed to come with us (but not to me as a partner of mine had been calling on him for years).  I was accused of sabotage.  The prick who was my boss ended up somehow surviving his bank's failure.  Heh.

Apparently a bunch of them are going to HR about it...I don't know what that's going to accomplish. Seems to me he could have used IM or waited until after work to gloat but he's not that bright.

It's probably not too late to sue saying you had to leave because of your boss's constant harassment. You can make millions. We can read all about it on my favorite sports site.

Forgot to mention that while he was badmouthing me, he asked the person if they had seen the Hawks game last night.

I'll take your case.  This is right in my wheelhouse.

[Slaky]

Just quit my job. Got a new one earlier this week.

The minute I left, my fuckbag boss was badmouthing me to someone on the phone failing to realize his desk is surrounded by my friends who've worked with me there for years. This dude has been my boss for 6 months.

I realize there's not much I can do within the confines of a company I no longer work for but I'd still like to say that I hope this crosseyed retard gets kicked in the cockhead by a rodeo bull.

Been there.  Fun when my ex-boss did it to the CFO of a client who changed banks the week after I left.  He changed to come with us (but not to me as a partner of mine had been calling on him for years).  I was accused of sabotage.  The prick who was my boss ended up somehow surviving his bank's failure.  Heh.

Apparently a bunch of them are going to HR about it...I don't know what that's going to accomplish. Seems to me he could have used IM or waited until after work to gloat but he's not that bright.

It's probably not too late to sue saying you had to leave because of your boss's constant harassment. You can make millions. We can read all about it on my favorite sports site.

Forgot to mention that while he was badmouthing me, he asked the person if they had seen the Hawks game last night.

I'll take your case.  This is right in my wheelhouse.

It's not a real case is it?

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Just quit my job. Got a new one earlier this week.

The minute I left, my fuckbag boss was badmouthing me to someone on the phone failing to realize his desk is surrounded by my friends who've worked with me there for years. This dude has been my boss for 6 months.

I realize there's not much I can do within the confines of a company I no longer work for but I'd still like to say that I hope this crosseyed retard gets kicked in the cockhead by a rodeo bull.

Been there.  Fun when my ex-boss did it to the CFO of a client who changed banks the week after I left.  He changed to come with us (but not to me as a partner of mine had been calling on him for years).  I was accused of sabotage.  The prick who was my boss ended up somehow surviving his bank's failure.  Heh.

Apparently a bunch of them are going to HR about it...I don't know what that's going to accomplish. Seems to me he could have used IM or waited until after work to gloat but he's not that bright.

It's probably not too late to sue saying you had to leave because of your boss's constant harassment. You can make millions. We can read all about it on my favorite sports site.

Forgot to mention that while he was badmouthing me, he asked the person if they had seen the Hawks game last night.

I'll take your case.  This is right in my wheelhouse.

It's not a real case is it?

And Gil's not really a lawyer.

It's kismet!

[Richard Chuggar]

Just quit my job. Got a new one earlier this week.

The minute I left, my fuckbag boss was badmouthing me to someone on the phone failing to realize his desk is surrounded by my friends who've worked with me there for years. This dude has been my boss for 6 months.

I realize there's not much I can do within the confines of a company I no longer work for but I'd still like to say that I hope this crosseyed retard gets kicked in the cockhead by a rodeo bull.

What's your question? 

[Gilgamesh]

Just quit my job. Got a new one earlier this week.

The minute I left, my fuckbag boss was badmouthing me to someone on the phone failing to realize his desk is surrounded by my friends who've worked with me there for years. This dude has been my boss for 6 months.

I realize there's not much I can do within the confines of a company I no longer work for but I'd still like to say that I hope this crosseyed retard gets kicked in the cockhead by a rodeo bull.

Been there.  Fun when my ex-boss did it to the CFO of a client who changed banks the week after I left.  He changed to come with us (but not to me as a partner of mine had been calling on him for years).  I was accused of sabotage.  The prick who was my boss ended up somehow surviving his bank's failure.  Heh.

Apparently a bunch of them are going to HR about it...I don't know what that's going to accomplish. Seems to me he could have used IM or waited until after work to gloat but he's not that bright.

It's probably not too late to sue saying you had to leave because of your boss's constant harassment. You can make millions. We can read all about it on my favorite sports site.

Forgot to mention that while he was badmouthing me, he asked the person if they had seen the Hawks game last night.

I'll take your case.  This is right in my wheelhouse.

It's not a real case is it?

And Gil's not really a lawyer.

It's kismet!

I prefer asshole.

Asshole being synonymous with attorney.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Just quit my job. Got a new one earlier this week.

The minute I left, my fuckbag boss was badmouthing me to someone on the phone failing to realize his desk is surrounded by my friends who've worked with me there for years. This dude has been my boss for 6 months.

I realize there's not much I can do within the confines of a company I no longer work for but I'd still like to say that I hope this crosseyed retard gets kicked in the cockhead by a rodeo bull.

What's your question? 

Yes, how can we help you?

[Slaky]

Just quit my job. Got a new one earlier this week.

The minute I left, my fuckbag boss was badmouthing me to someone on the phone failing to realize his desk is surrounded by my friends who've worked with me there for years. This dude has been my boss for 6 months.

I realize there's not much I can do within the confines of a company I no longer work for but I'd still like to say that I hope this crosseyed retard gets kicked in the cockhead by a rodeo bull.

What's your question? 

Did anyone see the Bulls game the other night?

[Richard Chuggar]

Just quit my job. Got a new one earlier this week.

The minute I left, my fuckbag boss was badmouthing me to someone on the phone failing to realize his desk is surrounded by my friends who've worked with me there for years. This dude has been my boss for 6 months.

I realize there's not much I can do within the confines of a company I no longer work for but I'd still like to say that I hope this crosseyed retard gets kicked in the cockhead by a rodeo bull.

What's your question? 

Did anyone see the Bulls game the other night?

IS that a sport?  Then yes.

[Slaky]

I can't keep my Desipiots straight on the social media sites. Who are you people?

[Bort]

I can't keep my Desipiots straight on the social media sites. Who are you people?

I have sideburns and punch Hitler.

[Slaky]

I can't keep my Desipiots straight on the social media sites. Who are you people?

I have sideburns and punch Hitler.

Well duh.

[BH]

I can't keep my Desipiots straight on the social media sites. Who are you people?

I have sideburns and punch Hitler.

Well duh.

I'm the one playing a guitar. Who sent you a friend request today.

[Slaky]

I can't keep my Desipiots straight on the social media sites. Who are you people?

I have sideburns and punch Hitler.

Well duh.

I'm the one playing a guitar. Who sent you a friend request today.

I knew that one because I've met you.

I'm pretty sure the only people that won't help me out here are the ones I'm not sure about.

[Tonker]

I can't keep my Desipiots straight on the social media sites. Who are you people?

I'm the dashingly handsome, suave, sophisticated one.

[Quality Start Machine]

I'm a pair of purple shoes.