The only site I'll ever need...

[Wheezer]

OK, does anybody have competent French language skills? I have a translation question.

Define competent.

Eh, it's no longer of consequence. I've just been berated for even considering the laser-guided résumé tweak I had in mind.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

I, too, have a translation question...



http://www.dagbladet.no/2011/10/12/sport/fotball/roa/auksjon/siri_nordby/18553069/

Slak?

[Slaky]

I, too, have a translation question...



http://www.dagbladet.no/2011/10/12/sport/fotball/roa/auksjon/siri_nordby/18553069/

Slak?

A bunch of sexy Norwegian soccer players decided to auction themselves off as dates to save the club, I'm guessing. It worked because they're hot and since they have loose sexual values some skeevy Norwegian dudes with stupid, angular hair got their fenalår all up in some lutefisk.

[Wheezer]

Who's the highest-class source of stationery and greeting cards in town?

[Tony]

Who's the highest-class source of stationery and greeting cards in town?

Is this high class?

[CBStew]

What just happened?

[Tony]

What just happened?

That's exactly what Hallmark is asking.

[Slaky]

What just happened?

Vampires.

[Brownie]

Someone much better than me needs to re-edit this using some of Tony's greatest interview hits:

http://mlb.sbnation.com/2011/10/20/2502788/are-you-thinking-about-replacing-me-with-a-left-handed-panelist-right

[Slaky]

Someone much better than me needs to re-edit this using some of Tony's greatest interview hits:

http://mlb.sbnation.com/2011/10/20/2502788/are-you-thinking-about-replacing-me-with-a-left-handed-panelist-right

Second comment made by Al Yellon. Instantly ruins any humor that video may have contained.

[Tonker]

Someone much better than me needs to re-edit this using some of Tony's greatest interview hits:

http://mlb.sbnation.com/2011/10/20/2502788/are-you-thinking-about-replacing-me-with-a-left-handed-panelist-right

Second comment made by Al Yellon. Instantly ruins any humor that video may have contained.

SPOILER

How the fuck did not one of those people know what Tony LaRussa, a major-league manager, looked like?

[morpheus]

Someone much better than me needs to re-edit this using some of Tony's greatest interview hits:

http://mlb.sbnation.com/2011/10/20/2502788/are-you-thinking-about-replacing-me-with-a-left-handed-panelist-right

Second comment made by Al Yellon. Instantly ruins any humor that video may have contained.

SPOILER

How the fuck did not one of those people know what Tony LaRussa, a major-league manager, looked like?

Rita Moreno: Number 3, what kind of, uh, law do you specialize in?
Fake Geeenius: Uh, corporate and labor law.

I find this INTERESTING.

[Yeti]

Someone much better than me needs to re-edit this using some of Tony's greatest interview hits:

http://mlb.sbnation.com/2011/10/20/2502788/are-you-thinking-about-replacing-me-with-a-left-handed-panelist-right

Second comment made by Al Yellon. Instantly ruins any humor that video may have contained.

SPOILER

How the fuck did not one of those people know what Tony LaRussa, a major-league manager, looked like?

I, initially, thought the same thing, but this was like 1980 or so, and he was a first time manager. Add in that this was before the days of the interwebs, it seems reasonable enough for me

[Wheezer]

I went with Old Brick Studio, just by the by, on the basis of availability and plausibly defensible design relevance.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

The only thread we'll ever need...

http://gawker.com/5853736/man-caught-having-sex-with-donkey-claimed-it-was-a-shapeshifting-hooker

A Zimbabwean man was busted on Sunday at 4 a.m. penetrating a donkey tied to a tree in his backyard (with his penis). The man, 28-year-old Sunday Moyo, admitted to the court that it indeed must have looked bad — but hear him out! Because only a few hours earlier, the donkey was a human prostitute.

From New Zimbabwe:

"Your worship, I only came to know that I was being intimate with a donkey when I got arrested," [Sunday Moyo] began.

"I had hired a prostitute and paid US$20 for the service at Down Town night club and I don't know how she then became a donkey."

According to The Herald, he also claimed he was in love:

"I think I am also a donkey. I do not know what happened when I left the bar, but I am seriously in love with [the] donkey," [Moyo said.]