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[Gilgamesh]

The only thread we'll ever need...

http://gawker.com/5853736/man-caught-having-sex-with-donkey-claimed-it-was-a-shapeshifting-hooker

A Zimbabwean man was busted on Sunday at 4 a.m. penetrating a donkey tied to a tree in his backyard (with his penis). The man, 28-year-old Sunday Moyo, admitted to the court that it indeed must have looked bad — but hear him out! Because only a few hours earlier, the donkey was a human prostitute.

From New Zimbabwe:

"Your worship, I only came to know that I was being intimate with a donkey when I got arrested," [Sunday Moyo] began.

"I had hired a prostitute and paid US$20 for the service at Down Town night club and I don't know how she then became a donkey."

According to The Herald, he also claimed he was in love:

"I think I am also a donkey. I do not know what happened when I left the bar, but I am seriously in love with [the] donkey," [Moyo said.]

I think adding (with his penis) to a post could become a thing.

You know, with his penis.

[Wheezer]

Dagnabit, where's Pen? I want to know the CPM for a three-minute advertorial on Delta. And I want to know it now.

[PenPho]

Dagnabit, where's Pen? I want to know the CPM for a three-minute advertorial on Delta. And I want to know it now.

"On Delta"

You mean, on the actual airline?

On their website?
On the TVs on the seat backs?

I need more info.

[Wheezer]

Dagnabit, where's Pen? I want to know the CPM for a three-minute advertorial on Delta. And I want to know it now.

"On Delta"

You mean, on the actual airline?

On their website?
On the TVs on the seat backs?

I need more info.

IFE.

During the month of November, the National Vaccine Information Center (NVIC) will have a 3-minute video on flu prevention included as part of in-flight programming call "Lifestyle365" aboard Delta Air Lines. The video features NVIC co-founder and president Barbara Loe Fisher urging viewers to become informed about influenza and how to stay well during the flu season.

To view the video, which will be seen by travelers on Delta, please go to YouTube.

[PenPho]

Dagnabit, where's Pen? I want to know the CPM for a three-minute advertorial on Delta. And I want to know it now.

"On Delta"

You mean, on the actual airline?

On their website?
On the TVs on the seat backs?

I need more info.

IFE.

During the month of November, the National Vaccine Information Center (NVIC) will have a 3-minute video on flu prevention included as part of in-flight programming call "Lifestyle365" aboard Delta Air Lines. The video features NVIC co-founder and president Barbara Loe Fisher urging viewers to become informed about influenza and how to stay well during the flu season.

To view the video, which will be seen by travelers on Delta, please go to YouTube.

So, you want to know exactly how much money it took to get Delta to agree to show its customers a PSA advocating against flu vaccinations?

[Richard Chuggar]

Dagnabit, where's Pen? I want to know the CPM for a three-minute advertorial on Delta. And I want to know it now.

"On Delta"

You mean, on the actual airline?

On their website?
On the TVs on the seat backs?

I need more info.

IFE.

During the month of November, the National Vaccine Information Center (NVIC) will have a 3-minute video on flu prevention included as part of in-flight programming call "Lifestyle365" aboard Delta Air Lines. The video features NVIC co-founder and president Barbara Loe Fisher urging viewers to become informed about influenza and how to stay well during the flu season.

To view the video, which will be seen by travelers on Delta, please go to YouTube.

So, you want to know exactly how much money it took to get Delta to agree to show its customers a PSA advocating against flu vaccinations?

You know what the dude wants, just answer the fucking question

[Wheezer]

Dagnabit, where's Pen? I want to know the CPM for a three-minute advertorial on Delta. And I want to know it now.

"On Delta"

You mean, on the actual airline?

On their website?
On the TVs on the seat backs?

I need more info.

IFE.

During the month of November, the National Vaccine Information Center (NVIC) will have a 3-minute video on flu prevention included as part of in-flight programming call "Lifestyle365" aboard Delta Air Lines. The video features NVIC co-founder and president Barbara Loe Fisher urging viewers to become informed about influenza and how to stay well during the flu season.

To view the video, which will be seen by travelers on Delta, please go to YouTube.

So, you want to know exactly how much money it took to get Delta to agree to show its customers a PSA advocating against flu vaccinations?

You know what the dude wants, just answer the fucking question

Roughly how much would do. It runs for the month. I was guessing $45k.

[Slaky]

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[Chuck to Chuck]

[Wheezer]

Hey only site, help me out. My wife claims there is an SUV cage type thing you can buy that's not just something to keep your dogs safe. She's convinced if we crash something is going to fly out of the back and hit my son like a missile. I can't find anything that fits this description. Does anyone know a place to get such a thing?

I think I'm missing the part where the dogs are safe but there's all kinds of other junk flying around.

[ChuckD]

Hey only site, help me out. My wife claims there is an SUV cage type thing you can buy that's not just something to keep your dogs safe. She's convinced if we crash something is going to fly out of the back and hit my son like a missile. I can't find anything that fits this description. Does anyone know a place to get such a thing?

Slak, you gotta think "outside" the "box."

[Gilgamesh]

Hey only site, help me out. My wife claims there is an SUV cage type thing you can buy that's not just something to keep your dogs safe. She's convinced if we crash something is going to fly out of the back and hit my son like a missile. I can't find anything that fits this description. Does anyone know a place to get such a thing?

Slak, you gotta think "outside" the "box."

[Slaky]

Fantastic.

[PenPho]

Some options:

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Wait, how were you able to upload photos from your camera onto Desipo?  Your kid's really cute, BTW.