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[Internet Apex]

I'm moving to Norway in mid-August.

Which brings up this: WTF is in Norway (besides your family as of 2 days ago)?

I don't know everything about everything, but I do know that generally, when you're a husband and a father, the part above doesn't belong in parentheses and pretty much answers the question.

Things in Norway:

My wife's family
her friends
A free college education vs. whatever astronomical cost it is here

My girl's family and friends live in Indiana. If she wanted to move to be closer them I'd tell her to go ahead. I'm never having kids.

Very best of luck with your journey. You'll be missed. See you at Slakfest 2014?

[CT III]

I'm moving to Norway in mid-August.

Which brings up this: WTF is in Norway (besides your family as of 2 days ago)?

I don't know everything about everything, but I do know that generally, when you're a husband and a father, the part above doesn't belong in parentheses and pretty much answers the question.

Things in Norway:

My wife's family
her friends
A free college education vs. whatever astronomical cost it is here

4. Lutefisk
5. PROFIT

[Chuck to Chuck]

I'm moving to Norway in mid-August.

Which brings up this: WTF is in Norway (besides your family as of 2 days ago)?

I don't know everything about everything, but I do know that generally, when you're a husband and a father, the part above doesn't belong in parentheses and pretty much answers the question.

Pretty sure the decision for Slak to move was made at the same time the rest of the family decided to move.

Oh, yeah, forgot this.  Asshole.

[PenFoe]

I'm moving to Norway in mid-August.

Which brings up this: WTF is in Norway (besides your family as of 2 days ago)?

I don't know everything about everything, but I do know that generally, when you're a husband and a father, the part above doesn't belong in parentheses and pretty much answers the question.

Things in Norway:

My wife's family
her friends
A free college education vs. whatever astronomical cost it is here

4. Lutefisk
5. PROFIT

It's also the #1 place in the world for for Motherhood (United States, #23.)

[CT III]

Also, I could use 3 free college educations - I don't suppose they're offering some sort of citizenship deal for hockey bloggers?

[Eli]

I'm moving to Norway in mid-August.

Which brings up this: WTF is in Norway (besides your family as of 2 days ago)?

I don't know everything about everything, but I do know that generally, when you're a husband and a father, the part above doesn't belong in parentheses and pretty much answers the question.

Things in Norway:

My wife's family
her friends
A free college education vs. whatever astronomical cost it is here

4. Lutefisk
5. PROFIT

6. SOCIALISM

[PenFoe]

I'm moving to Norway in mid-August.

Which brings up this: WTF is in Norway (besides your family as of 2 days ago)?

I don't know everything about everything, but I do know that generally, when you're a husband and a father, the part above doesn't belong in parentheses and pretty much answers the question.

Pretty sure the decision for Slak to move was made at the same time the rest of the family decided to move.

Oh, yeah, forgot this.  Asshole.

[CBStew]

I'm moving to Norway in mid-August.

Which brings up this: WTF is in Norway (besides your family as of 2 days ago)?

I don't know everything about everything, but I do know that generally, when you're a husband and a father, the part above doesn't belong in parentheses and pretty much answers the question.

Things in Norway:

My wife's family
her friends
A free college education vs. whatever astronomical cost it is here

4. Lutefisk
5. PROFIT

6. SOCIALISM

7. People who look like Garrison Keilor

[Bort]

I'm moving to Norway in mid-August.

Which brings up this: WTF is in Norway (besides your family as of 2 days ago)?

I don't know everything about everything, but I do know that generally, when you're a husband and a father, the part above doesn't belong in parentheses and pretty much answers the question.

Things in Norway:

My wife's family
her friends
A free college education vs. whatever astronomical cost it is here

4. Lutefisk
5. PROFIT

6. SOCIALISM

7. People who look like Garrison Keilor

8. TRVE KVLT BLACK METAL

[PenFoe]

Also, I could use 3 free college educations - I don't suppose they're offering some sort of citizenship deal for hockey bloggers?

It's a shame your other 14 daughters aren't going to get educations.

[Bort]

Also, I could use 3 free college educations - I don't suppose they're offering some sort of citizenship deal for hockey bloggers?

It's a shame your other 14 daughters aren't going to get educations.

Yeah, but they each get to inherit a fridge.

[Quality Start Machine]

I'm moving to Norway in mid-August.

Which brings up this: WTF is in Norway (besides your family as of 2 days ago)?

I don't know everything about everything, but I do know that generally, when you're a husband and a father, the part above doesn't belong in parentheses and pretty much answers the question.

Things in Norway:

My wife's family
her friends
A free college education vs. whatever astronomical cost it is here

4. Lutefisk
5. PROFIT

6. SOCIALISM

7. People who look like Garrison Keilor

8. TRVE KVLT BLACK METAL

CathyMay15?

[Saul Goodman]

Also, I could use 3 free college educations - I don't suppose they're offering some sort of citizenship deal for hockey bloggers?

It's a shame your other 14 daughters aren't going to get educations.

Yeah, but they each get to inherit a fridge.

Mini-fridge, or full-sized?

[PenFoe]

Also, I could use 3 free college educations - I don't suppose they're offering some sort of citizenship deal for hockey bloggers?

It's a shame your other 14 daughters aren't going to get educations.

Yeah, but they each get to inherit a fridge.

Mini-fridge, or full-sized?

It's a solid dowry either way.

[flannj]

I'm moving to Norway in mid-August.

Which brings up this: WTF is in Norway (besides your family as of 2 days ago)?

I don't know everything about everything, but I do know that generally, when you're a husband and a father, the part above doesn't belong in parentheses and pretty much answers the question.

Things in Norway:

My wife's family
her friends
A free college education vs. whatever astronomical cost it is here

My girl's family and friends live in Indiana. If she wanted to move to be closer them I'd tell her to go ahead. I'm never having kids.

Very best of luck with your journey. You'll be missed. See you at Slakfest 2014?

Who are you going to pass your collection of every year of Heat jerseys down to?