The only site I'll ever need...

[Slaky]

I'm moving to Norway in mid-August.

Which brings up this: WTF is in Norway (besides your family as of 2 days ago)?

I don't know everything about everything, but I do know that generally, when you're a husband and a father, the part above doesn't belong in parentheses and pretty much answers the question.

Things in Norway:

My wife's family
her friends
A free college education vs. whatever astronomical cost it is here

My girl's family and friends live in Indiana. If she wanted to move to be closer them I'd tell her to go ahead. I'm never having kids.

Very best of luck with your journey. You'll be missed. See you at Slakfest 2014?

There should be extended SlakFests every year until I return for good hopefully by 2018 or so.

[Chuck to Chuck]

Things in Norway:

My wife's family
her friends
A free college education vs. whatever astronomical cost it is here

Hope there's some sort of income. I'm not in favor of a US bailout of the krone.

[Internet Apex]

I'm moving to Norway in mid-August.

Which brings up this: WTF is in Norway (besides your family as of 2 days ago)?

I don't know everything about everything, but I do know that generally, when you're a husband and a father, the part above doesn't belong in parentheses and pretty much answers the question.

Things in Norway:

My wife's family
her friends
A free college education vs. whatever astronomical cost it is here

My girl's family and friends live in Indiana. If she wanted to move to be closer them I'd tell her to go ahead. I'm never having kids.

Very best of luck with your journey. You'll be missed. See you at Slakfest 2014?

Who are you going to pass your collection of every year of Heat jerseys down to?

Bury me in them.

[Yeti]

I'm moving to Norway in mid-August.

Which brings up this: WTF is in Norway (besides your family as of 2 days ago)?

I don't know everything about everything, but I do know that generally, when you're a husband and a father, the part above doesn't belong in parentheses and pretty much answers the question.

Things in Norway:

My wife's family
her friends
A free college education vs. whatever astronomical cost it is here

My girl's family and friends live in Indiana. If she wanted to move to be closer them I'd tell her to go ahead. I'm never having kids.

Very best of luck with your journey. You'll be missed. See you at Slakfest 2014?

Who are you going to pass your collection of every year of Heat jerseys down to?

Rah Rah

[Internet Apex]

I'm moving to Norway in mid-August.

Which brings up this: WTF is in Norway (besides your family as of 2 days ago)?

I don't know everything about everything, but I do know that generally, when you're a husband and a father, the part above doesn't belong in parentheses and pretty much answers the question.

Things in Norway:

My wife's family
her friends
A free college education vs. whatever astronomical cost it is here

My girl's family and friends live in Indiana. If she wanted to move to be closer them I'd tell her to go ahead. I'm never having kids.

Very best of luck with your journey. You'll be missed. See you at Slakfest 2014?

Who are you going to pass your collection of every year of Heat jerseys down to?

Rah Rah

I really hope I outlive that poor soul. If not, yeah, he can totally have the jerseys.

[Tonker]

I'm moving to Norway in mid-August.

Which brings up this: WTF is in Norway (besides your family as of 2 days ago)?

I don't know everything about everything, but I do know that generally, when you're a husband and a father, the part above doesn't belong in parentheses and pretty much answers the question.

Things in Norway:

My wife's family
her friends
A free college education vs. whatever astronomical cost it is here

My girl's family and friends live in Indiana. If she wanted to move to be closer them I'd tell her to go ahead. I'm never having kids.

Very best of luck with your journey. You'll be missed. See you at Slakfest 2014?

There should be extended SlakFests every year until I return for good hopefully by 2018 or so.

Sounds like a good excuse for Eurofest.  Perhaps we'll even persuade some of you homeboys to leave the nest for a week or so.

[flannj]

I'm moving to Norway in mid-August.

Which brings up this: WTF is in Norway (besides your family as of 2 days ago)?

I don't know everything about everything, but I do know that generally, when you're a husband and a father, the part above doesn't belong in parentheses and pretty much answers the question.

Things in Norway:

My wife's family
her friends
A free college education vs. whatever astronomical cost it is here

My girl's family and friends live in Indiana. If she wanted to move to be closer them I'd tell her to go ahead. I'm never having kids.

Very best of luck with your journey. You'll be missed. See you at Slakfest 2014?

There should be extended SlakFests every year until I return for good hopefully by 2018 or so.

Sounds like a good excuse for Eurofest.  Perhaps we'll even persuade some of you homeboys to leave the nest for a week or so.

Won't we need inoculations and have to be quarantined for like two weeks?

[Quality Start Machine]

I'm moving to Norway in mid-August.

Which brings up this: WTF is in Norway (besides your family as of 2 days ago)?

I don't know everything about everything, but I do know that generally, when you're a husband and a father, the part above doesn't belong in parentheses and pretty much answers the question.

Things in Norway:

My wife's family
her friends
A free college education vs. whatever astronomical cost it is here

My girl's family and friends live in Indiana. If she wanted to move to be closer them I'd tell her to go ahead. I'm never having kids.

Very best of luck with your journey. You'll be missed. See you at Slakfest 2014?

There should be extended SlakFests every year until I return for good hopefully by 2018 or so.

Tonk will be happy to introduce you to our welcoming committee.

[Slaky]

Things in Norway:

My wife's family
her friends
A free college education vs. whatever astronomical cost it is here

Hope there's some sort of income. I'm not in favor of a US bailout of the krone.

They give everyone high paying jobs and half a year's vacation.

[Gilgamesh]

Things in Norway:

My wife's family
her friends
A free college education vs. whatever astronomical cost it is here

Hope there's some sort of income. I'm not in favor of a US bailout of the krone.

They give everyone high paying jobs and half a year's vacation.

Governments can afford things like that when they don't have to pick up the tab for the big ticket items...like national defense.

JUST LET TEAM AMERICA WORLD POLICE PAY FOR THAT SHIT!!

[morpheus]

Things in Norway:

My wife's family
her friends
A free college education vs. whatever astronomical cost it is here

Hope there's some sort of income. I'm not in favor of a US bailout of the krone.

They give everyone high paying jobs and half a year's vacation.

It's not free.  Just sayin'.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Things in Norway:

My wife's family
her friends
A free college education vs. whatever astronomical cost it is here

Hope there's some sort of income. I'm not in favor of a US bailout of the krone.

They give everyone high paying jobs and half a year's vacation.

It's not free.  Just sayin'.

JOKES AREN'T FREE, MAN.

[morpheus]

Things in Norway:

My wife's family
her friends
A free college education vs. whatever astronomical cost it is here

Hope there's some sort of income. I'm not in favor of a US bailout of the krone.

They give everyone high paying jobs and half a year's vacation.

It's not free.  Just sayin'.

JOKES AREN'T FREE, MAN.

YOU CAN'T OWN JOKES, MAN.

[Eli]

Things in Norway:

My wife's family
her friends
A free college education vs. whatever astronomical cost it is here

Hope there's some sort of income. I'm not in favor of a US bailout of the krone.

They give everyone high paying jobs and half a year's vacation.

It's not free.  Just sayin'.

I think Slaky is saying that he has responded to incentives.

[morpheus]

Things in Norway:

My wife's family
her friends
A free college education vs. whatever astronomical cost it is here

Hope there's some sort of income. I'm not in favor of a US bailout of the krone.

They give everyone high paying jobs and half a year's vacation.

It's not free.  Just sayin'.

I think Slaky is saying that he has responded to incentives.

Maybe.