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[CT III]

How do I filter words or phrases out of my Twitter timeline? I use twitter.com on my computer and the Twitter app on my iphone. Guessing I may need to change that.

Serious question - what are you trying to filter?

Holidays Road.

Here you go...

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var tweets = document.getElementsByClassName('tweet');
for (var i = 0; i < tweets.length; ++i) {
    var tweet = tweets[i],
        content = tweet.getElementsByClassName('tweet-text')[0].innerHTML;
    if(/holiday[ _\-\+]?ro([\-o]|oa)*ad/i.test(content)) {
        tweet.style.display = 'none';
    }
}

Won't work in IE8 or earlier.

In handy bookmarklet form:

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javascript:(function(){var%20tweets=document.getElementsByClassName('tweet');for(var%20i=0;i<tweets.length;++i){var%20tweet=tweets[i],content=tweet.getElementsByClassName('tweet-text')[0].innerHTML;if(/holiday[%20_\-\+]?ro([\-o]|oa)*ad/i.test(content)){tweet.style.display='none';}}})();

Then it's useless to me.

[Yeti]

No posts in here for 2 days? GHEY.

[Saul Goodman]

No posts in here for 2 days? GHEY.

I'm already sick of watching Javier Baez chase sliders in the dirt (especially with runners on), how's that?

[Brownie]

No posts in here for 2 days? GHEY.

Fuck, it's silent in here.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

No posts in here for 2 days? GHEY.

I'm already sick of watching Javier Baez chase sliders in the dirt (especially with runners on), how's that?

Let's not.

[Yeti]

He K'd with the bases loaded. He stink.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Yeti, what have you done to this thread?  Can't you just let this shit-for-brains messageboard die in peace?

[ChuckD]

Five dingers. Five ribbies. Nice choice, Jimpstink.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Five dingers. Five ribbies. Nice choice, Jimpstink.

MY COLT at #8.

[ChuckD]

Five dingers. Five ribbies. Nice choice, Jimpstink.

MY COLT at #8.

Against higher quality opposition, no less. Hopefully the reason we've only seen him DH/1B is because Jepstink is supremely confident in his defense at 3B.

[Slaky]

Wow Javier Baez has the same number of homers in Spring at Jordan Danks. NOT IMPRESSED

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Wow Javier Baez has the same number of homers in Spring at Jordan Danks. NOT IMPRESSED

How DARE you, sir!

[PenFoe]

Five dingers. Five ribbies. Nice choice, Jimpstink.

Intrepid Reader: Chuck

Great, another selfish home run hitter. Just what we need.

[CT III]

Five dingers. Five ribbies. Nice choice, Jimpstink.

MY COLT at #8.

Against higher quality opposition, no less. Hopefully the reason we've only seen him DH/1B is because Jepstink is supremely confident in his defense at 3B.

Unfortunately, it's because he's got dead arm.  Tommy John disease, no doubt.

[Saul Goodman]

Wow Javier Baez has the same number of homers in Spring at Jordan Danks. NOT IMPRESSED

Not leading this group in strikeouts though, thanks to that weirdo Hunter Pence!