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[J Rod]

I'm just terrified that Yeti is the smart one in some family.

I mean...we've all heard about your family too, SKO.  

Hey I'm not the smart one in my family. I'm just the one that's smart and relatively sane. The one currently living in Thailand with his wife (who goes by the facebook name of Foxy L. Stargirrl) is basically a fucking rocket scientist. He's just completely off his rocker.

The middle brother's dumber than a stump, so that's fair.

That's "Foxie L. Stargirl", actually.

Wouldn't know. Cut him out of my life completely. He flew to Thailand on fucking Christmas Eve, after having a "heart to heart" with his six year old daughter about why it's "too hard to be away from someone you love so much." Then Christmas Day she said to me "I can't wait to show my dad my princess dress" that she got for Christmas, not understanding that he won't be back for god knows how long, and at that moment I wrote him off. Mother fucker.

Holy fucking shit...that breaks my heart...with a 3 year old girl myself, I can't imagine this...I love the twinkle mine gets in her eye when she's proud to show me something.  I truly hope she's doing well despite the POS.

Paul?  Is that you?

Who the hell is Paul?

[Saul Goodman]

I'm just terrified that Yeti is the smart one in some family.

I mean...we've all heard about your family too, SKO.  

Hey I'm not the smart one in my family. I'm just the one that's smart and relatively sane. The one currently living in Thailand with his wife (who goes by the facebook name of Foxy L. Stargirrl) is basically a fucking rocket scientist. He's just completely off his rocker.

The middle brother's dumber than a stump, so that's fair.

That's "Foxie L. Stargirl", actually.

Wouldn't know. Cut him out of my life completely. He flew to Thailand on fucking Christmas Eve, after having a "heart to heart" with his six year old daughter about why it's "too hard to be away from someone you love so much." Then Christmas Day she said to me "I can't wait to show my dad my princess dress" that she got for Christmas, not understanding that he won't be back for god knows how long, and at that moment I wrote him off. Mother fucker.

Holy fucking shit...that breaks my heart...with a 3 year old girl myself, I can't imagine this...I love the twinkle mine gets in her eye when she's proud to show me something.  I truly hope she's doing well despite the POS.

Paul?  Is that you?

Who the hell is Paul?

[ChuckD]

I'm just terrified that Yeti is the smart one in some family.

I mean...we've all heard about your family too, SKO.  

Hey I'm not the smart one in my family. I'm just the one that's smart and relatively sane. The one currently living in Thailand with his wife (who goes by the facebook name of Foxy L. Stargirrl) is basically a fucking rocket scientist. He's just completely off his rocker.

The middle brother's dumber than a stump, so that's fair.

That's "Foxie L. Stargirl", actually.

Wouldn't know. Cut him out of my life completely. He flew to Thailand on fucking Christmas Eve, after having a "heart to heart" with his six year old daughter about why it's "too hard to be away from someone you love so much." Then Christmas Day she said to me "I can't wait to show my dad my princess dress" that she got for Christmas, not understanding that he won't be back for god knows how long, and at that moment I wrote him off. Mother fucker.

Holy fucking shit...that breaks my heart...with a 3 year old girl myself, I can't imagine this...I love the twinkle mine gets in her eye when she's proud to show me something.  I truly hope she's doing well despite the POS.

Paul?  Is that you?

Who the hell is Paul?

The walrus. Also, you (probamaybely).

[Quality Start Machine]

I'm just terrified that Yeti is the smart one in some family.

I mean...we've all heard about your family too, SKO.  

Hey I'm not the smart one in my family. I'm just the one that's smart and relatively sane. The one currently living in Thailand with his wife (who goes by the facebook name of Foxy L. Stargirrl) is basically a fucking rocket scientist. He's just completely off his rocker.

The middle brother's dumber than a stump, so that's fair.

That's "Foxie L. Stargirl", actually.

Wouldn't know. Cut him out of my life completely. He flew to Thailand on fucking Christmas Eve, after having a "heart to heart" with his six year old daughter about why it's "too hard to be away from someone you love so much." Then Christmas Day she said to me "I can't wait to show my dad my princess dress" that she got for Christmas, not understanding that he won't be back for god knows how long, and at that moment I wrote him off. Mother fucker.

Holy fucking shit...that breaks my heart...with a 3 year old girl myself, I can't imagine this...I love the twinkle mine gets in her eye when she's proud to show me something.  I truly hope she's doing well despite the POS.

Paul?  Is that you?

Who the hell is Paul?

The walrus. Also, you (probamaybely).

Let's see how he compares to Kirkegaard first.

[J Rod]

I'm just terrified that Yeti is the smart one in some family.

I mean...we've all heard about your family too, SKO.  

Hey I'm not the smart one in my family. I'm just the one that's smart and relatively sane. The one currently living in Thailand with his wife (who goes by the facebook name of Foxy L. Stargirrl) is basically a fucking rocket scientist. He's just completely off his rocker.

The middle brother's dumber than a stump, so that's fair.

That's "Foxie L. Stargirl", actually.

Wouldn't know. Cut him out of my life completely. He flew to Thailand on fucking Christmas Eve, after having a "heart to heart" with his six year old daughter about why it's "too hard to be away from someone you love so much." Then Christmas Day she said to me "I can't wait to show my dad my princess dress" that she got for Christmas, not understanding that he won't be back for god knows how long, and at that moment I wrote him off. Mother fucker.

Holy fucking shit...that breaks my heart...with a 3 year old girl myself, I can't imagine this...I love the twinkle mine gets in her eye when she's proud to show me something.  I truly hope she's doing well despite the POS.

Paul?  Is that you?

Who the hell is Paul?

The walrus. Also, you (probamaybely).

Let's see how he compares to Kirkegaard first.

Kirkegaard sounds like one of those funny names I heard in my philosophy course I had to take for my undergrad...

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

I'm just terrified that Yeti is the smart one in some family.

I mean...we've all heard about your family too, SKO.  

Hey I'm not the smart one in my family. I'm just the one that's smart and relatively sane. The one currently living in Thailand with his wife (who goes by the facebook name of Foxy L. Stargirrl) is basically a fucking rocket scientist. He's just completely off his rocker.

The middle brother's dumber than a stump, so that's fair.

That's "Foxie L. Stargirl", actually.

Wouldn't know. Cut him out of my life completely. He flew to Thailand on fucking Christmas Eve, after having a "heart to heart" with his six year old daughter about why it's "too hard to be away from someone you love so much." Then Christmas Day she said to me "I can't wait to show my dad my princess dress" that she got for Christmas, not understanding that he won't be back for god knows how long, and at that moment I wrote him off. Mother fucker.

Holy fucking shit...that breaks my heart...with a 3 year old girl myself, I can't imagine this...I love the twinkle mine gets in her eye when she's proud to show me something.  I truly hope she's doing well despite the POS.

Paul?  Is that you?

Who the hell is Paul?

The walrus. Also, you (probamaybely).

Let's see how he compares to Kirkegaard first.

Kirkegaard sounds like one of those funny names I heard in my philosophy course I had to take for my undergrad...

You make a terrible Paul.

[J Rod]

I'm just terrified that Yeti is the smart one in some family.

I mean...we've all heard about your family too, SKO.  

Hey I'm not the smart one in my family. I'm just the one that's smart and relatively sane. The one currently living in Thailand with his wife (who goes by the facebook name of Foxy L. Stargirrl) is basically a fucking rocket scientist. He's just completely off his rocker.

The middle brother's dumber than a stump, so that's fair.

That's "Foxie L. Stargirl", actually.

Wouldn't know. Cut him out of my life completely. He flew to Thailand on fucking Christmas Eve, after having a "heart to heart" with his six year old daughter about why it's "too hard to be away from someone you love so much." Then Christmas Day she said to me "I can't wait to show my dad my princess dress" that she got for Christmas, not understanding that he won't be back for god knows how long, and at that moment I wrote him off. Mother fucker.

Holy fucking shit...that breaks my heart...with a 3 year old girl myself, I can't imagine this...I love the twinkle mine gets in her eye when she's proud to show me something.  I truly hope she's doing well despite the POS.

Paul?  Is that you?

Who the hell is Paul?

The walrus. Also, you (probamaybely).

Let's see how he compares to Kirkegaard first.

Kirkegaard sounds like one of those funny names I heard in my philosophy course I had to take for my undergrad...

You make a terrible Paul.

Not the first time I've been told I'm terrible at something, guaranteed not to be the last.

[Brownie]

I'm just terrified that Yeti is the smart one in some family.

I mean...we've all heard about your family too, SKO.  

Hey I'm not the smart one in my family. I'm just the one that's smart and relatively sane. The one currently living in Thailand with his wife (who goes by the facebook name of Foxy L. Stargirrl) is basically a fucking rocket scientist. He's just completely off his rocker.

The middle brother's dumber than a stump, so that's fair.

That's "Foxie L. Stargirl", actually.

Wouldn't know. Cut him out of my life completely. He flew to Thailand on fucking Christmas Eve, after having a "heart to heart" with his six year old daughter about why it's "too hard to be away from someone you love so much." Then Christmas Day she said to me "I can't wait to show my dad my princess dress" that she got for Christmas, not understanding that he won't be back for god knows how long, and at that moment I wrote him off. Mother fucker.

Holy fucking shit...that breaks my heart...with a 3 year old girl myself, I can't imagine this...I love the twinkle mine gets in her eye when she's proud to show me something.  I truly hope she's doing well despite the POS.

Paul?  Is that you?

Who the hell is Paul?

I call shenanigans. You've been active here since 2006. You know who Paul is.

[J Rod]

I'm just terrified that Yeti is the smart one in some family.

I mean...we've all heard about your family too, SKO.  

Hey I'm not the smart one in my family. I'm just the one that's smart and relatively sane. The one currently living in Thailand with his wife (who goes by the facebook name of Foxy L. Stargirrl) is basically a fucking rocket scientist. He's just completely off his rocker.

The middle brother's dumber than a stump, so that's fair.

That's "Foxie L. Stargirl", actually.

Wouldn't know. Cut him out of my life completely. He flew to Thailand on fucking Christmas Eve, after having a "heart to heart" with his six year old daughter about why it's "too hard to be away from someone you love so much." Then Christmas Day she said to me "I can't wait to show my dad my princess dress" that she got for Christmas, not understanding that he won't be back for god knows how long, and at that moment I wrote him off. Mother fucker.

Holy fucking shit...that breaks my heart...with a 3 year old girl myself, I can't imagine this...I love the twinkle mine gets in her eye when she's proud to show me something.  I truly hope she's doing well despite the POS.

Paul?  Is that you?

Who the hell is Paul?

I call shenanigans. You've been active here since 2006. You know who Paul is.

Depends how you define "active"...don't think I've regularly perused the message board for 5ish years (maybe longer), but it's starting to come back to me...

I'll shut up, I'm a douche?

[Slaky]

The way things are going it might be time for andy to revive the gameday chat thing.

[Quality Start Machine]

The way things are going it might be time for andy to revive the gameday chat thing.

Or maybe the website you write for should have a Shoutbox.

[Slaky]

The way things are going it might be time for andy to revive the gameday chat thing.

Or maybe the website you write for should have a Shoutbox.

That's not the same and you know it. People making comments under psuedonyms - man, those were the damn days. Crying laughing at a lot of games, I was.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

The way things are going it might be time for andy to revive the gameday chat thing.

Or maybe the website you write for should have a Shoutbox.

Desipio's better.

"Intrepid Reader:____" is Andy's greatest gift to the Internet, and has made me laugh at least 1,000 times since 2003.  

[Slaky]

The way things are going it might be time for andy to revive the gameday chat thing.

Or maybe the website you write for should have a Shoutbox.

Desipio's better.

"Intrepid Reader:____" is Andy's greatest gift to the Internet, and has made me laugh at least 1,000 times since 2003.  

Probably better put than I did - but yeah, easily the best thing ever created.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

FACED by Slak.  But yeah, the characterization that went on in the halycon days...go back and look at a Gamecast from then and you'll still laugh today.