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[World's #1 Astros Fan]

I tweeted to the Head Moran about throwing one for a Spring Training game but he didn't bite.

[CBStew]

I'm just terrified that Yeti is the smart one in some family.

I mean...we've all heard about your family too, SKO.  

Hey I'm not the smart one in my family. I'm just the one that's smart and relatively sane. The one currently living in Thailand with his wife (who goes by the facebook name of Foxy L. Stargirrl) is basically a fucking rocket scientist. He's just completely off his rocker.

The middle brother's dumber than a stump, so that's fair.

That's "Foxie L. Stargirl", actually.

Wouldn't know. Cut him out of my life completely. He flew to Thailand on fucking Christmas Eve, after having a "heart to heart" with his six year old daughter about why it's "too hard to be away from someone you love so much." Then Christmas Day she said to me "I can't wait to show my dad my princess dress" that she got for Christmas, not understanding that he won't be back for god knows how long, and at that moment I wrote him off. Mother fucker.

Holy fucking shit...that breaks my heart...with a 3 year old girl myself, I can't imagine this...I love the twinkle mine gets in her eye when she's proud to show me something.  I truly hope she's doing well despite the POS.

Paul?  Is that you?

Who the hell is Paul?

Disputatious.  That is a great word, that even as a lawyer, I have never spoken out loud.

[Powdered Toast Man]

I guess this goes here?

MLB Network to debut http://m.mlb.com/news/article/119234412/statcast-technology-debut-2015-cardinals-nationals-mlb-network Statcast (sorry, forgot how to do url's here).

[Saul Goodman]

I guess this goes here?

MLB Network to debut http://m.mlb.com/news/article/119234412/statcast-technology-debut-2015-cardinals-nationals-mlb-network Statcast (sorry, forgot how to do url's here).

"Enjoy our new Statcast, a graphics package designed to distract you from the stream of stupid coming out of Harold Reynolds' mouth."

[Saul Goodman]

DPD.  If Statcast means I can look forward to more "news" alerts to my iPhone like "WATCH: Statcast shows Cardinals OF Jon Jay hitting a max speed of 17 mph en route to a running grab," I'd rather do without.

[PenFoe]

DPD.  If Statcast means I can look forward to more "news" alerts to my iPhone like "WATCH: Statcast shows Cardinals OF Jon Jay hitting a max speed of 17 mph en route to a running grab," I'd rather do without.

This one?



Kapler-esque.

[Powdered Toast Man]

This is funny...don't care who you are (even the lady who got smoked--she was released from the hospital yesterday I think).

[Chuck to Chuck]

Wow. Never seen that. Her head must have been right against the net? Scary.

[Saul Goodman]

Not sure where else to put this, but we've ripped folks like this before: Food Blogger Famous for Curing Her Own Cancer Admits She Was Never Sick

In the interview, Gibson—who's been known to advocate against conventional medicine and vaccines, and once claimed her health issues were caused by Gardasil—admits "she is passionate about avoiding gluten, dairy and coffee, but doesn't really understand how cancer works," Women's Weekly said in a preview of the piece.

Consumer Affairs Victoria is now investigating the fake cancer survivor for failing to make a promised $227,000 donation to charity from sales of her app. Victoria Police said last week that they wouldn't charge her with a crime.

In her interview, Gibson gave no explanation for why she perpetrated the hoax, although the Weekly reportedly speculates she suffers from Munchausen syndrome, a condition marked by faking severe illnesses for attention.

[Quality Start Machine]

Not sure where else to put this, but we've ripped folks like this before: Food Blogger Famous for Curing Her Own Cancer Admits She Was Never Sick

In the interview, Gibson—who's been known to advocate against conventional medicine and vaccines, and once claimed her health issues were caused by Gardasil—admits "she is passionate about avoiding gluten, dairy and coffee, but doesn't really understand how cancer works," Women's Weekly said in a preview of the piece.

Consumer Affairs Victoria is now investigating the fake cancer survivor for failing to make a promised $227,000 donation to charity from sales of her app. Victoria Police said last week that they wouldn't charge her with a crime.

In her interview, Gibson gave no explanation for why she perpetrated the hoax, although the Weekly reportedly speculates she suffers from Munchausen syndrome, a condition marked by faking severe illnesses for attention.

Fucking Aussies. Tonk, what the fuck are you guys doing down there?

[Yeti]

Not sure where else to put this, but we've ripped folks like this before: Food Blogger Famous for Curing Her Own Cancer Admits She Was Never Sick

In the interview, Gibson—who's been known to advocate against conventional medicine and vaccines, and once claimed her health issues were caused by Gardasil—admits "she is passionate about avoiding gluten, dairy and coffee, but doesn't really understand how cancer works," Women's Weekly said in a preview of the piece.

Consumer Affairs Victoria is now investigating the fake cancer survivor for failing to make a promised $227,000 donation to charity from sales of her app. Victoria Police said last week that they wouldn't charge her with a crime.

In her interview, Gibson gave no explanation for why she perpetrated the hoax, although the Weekly reportedly speculates she suffers from Munchausen syndrome, a condition marked by faking severe illnesses for attention.

This reads like a Wheezer Dead Pool candidate

EDIT: IS a Wheezer Dead Pool candidate

[Tonker]

Not sure where else to put this, but we've ripped folks like this before: Food Blogger Famous for Curing Her Own Cancer Admits She Was Never Sick

In the interview, Gibson—who's been known to advocate against conventional medicine and vaccines, and once claimed her health issues were caused by Gardasil—admits "she is passionate about avoiding gluten, dairy and coffee, but doesn't really understand how cancer works," Women's Weekly said in a preview of the piece.

Consumer Affairs Victoria is now investigating the fake cancer survivor for failing to make a promised $227,000 donation to charity from sales of her app. Victoria Police said last week that they wouldn't charge her with a crime.

In her interview, Gibson gave no explanation for why she perpetrated the hoax, although the Weekly reportedly speculates she suffers from Munchausen syndrome, a condition marked by faking severe illnesses for attention.

Fucking Aussies. Tonk, what the fuck are you guys doing down there?

Mostly, not fucking our quotes up, you dickhead.

[Quality Start Machine]

Mostly, not fucking our quotes up, you dickhead.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Not sure where else to put this, but we've ripped folks like this before: Food Blogger Famous for Curing Her Own Cancer Admits She Was Never Sick

In the interview, Gibson—who's been known to advocate against conventional medicine and vaccines, and once claimed her health issues were caused by Gardasil—admits "she is passionate about avoiding gluten, dairy and coffee, but doesn't really understand how cancer works," Women's Weekly said in a preview of the piece.

Consumer Affairs Victoria is now inves tigating the fake cancer survivor for failing to make a promised $227,000 donation to charity from sales of her app. Victoria Police said last week that they wouldn't charge her with a crime.

In her interview, Gibson gave no explanation for why she perpetrated the hoax, although the Weekly reportedly speculates she suffers from Munchausen syndrome, a condition marked by faking severe illnesses for attention.

This reads like a Wheezer Dead Pool candidate

EDIT: IS a Wheezer Dead Pool candidate

Pretty sure this is DRLP in the Wheezer category.

[Powdered Toast Man]

Have we seen Chris Rock regale us on how baseball is dying? Give it a watch if you dare: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFFQkQ6Va3A