The only site I'll ever need...

[PenFoe]

Moving up the top of the list of bad ideas I've had...

We have a meeting at work this week with Joe Ricketts (the elder.)  He runs the Bison Council and we have a potential opportunity to work with them.

As the resident Cubs guy at the office, I've been asked for help on a quick assignment. 

Our chef is going to make bison meatball sliders with goat cheese and giardiniera to serve at the meeting and I've been asked to come up with creative, relevant names for said sandwich to show him that...you know..."we get it." 

So, if anyone is so inclined, I'd love to crowdsource this beyond the Slackbox to see what amazing names we can bring forth. 

I'll take any and all ideas and will share back what we came up with including my own bad ideas.

[CT III]

Moving up the top of the list of bad ideas I've had...

We have a meeting at work this week with Joe Ricketts (the elder.)  He runs the Bison Council and we have a potential opportunity to work with them.

As the resident Cubs guy at the office, I've been asked for help on a quick assignment. 

Our chef is going to make bison meatball sliders with goat cheese and giardiniera to serve at the meeting and I've been asked to come up with creative, relevant names for said sandwich to show him that...you know..."we get it." 

So, if anyone is so inclined, I'd love to crowdsource this beyond the Slackbox to see what amazing names we can bring forth. 

I'll take any and all ideas and will share back what we came up with including my own bad ideas.

It needs to be called "The Huey" and when he asks why Bort needs to walk into the room and give a 90 minute powerpoint presentation on the Shoutbox/Desipio/Slackbox.

[flannj]

How about you don't make them with goat cheese and just do something creative.

But the "Huey" while awesome needs optoates

[Quality Start Machine]

Moving up the top of the list of bad ideas I've had...

We have a meeting at work this week with Joe Ricketts (the elder.)  He runs the Bison Council and we have a potential opportunity to work with them.

As the resident Cubs guy at the office, I've been asked for help on a quick assignment. 

Our chef is going to make bison meatball sliders with goat cheese and giardiniera to serve at the meeting and I've been asked to come up with creative, relevant names for said sandwich to show him that...you know..."we get it." 

So, if anyone is so inclined, I'd love to crowdsource this beyond the Slackbox to see what amazing names we can bring forth. 

I'll take any and all ideas and will share back what we came up with including my own bad ideas.

It needs to be called "The Huey" and when he asks why Bort needs to walk into the room and give a 90 minute powerpoint presentation on the Shoutbox/Desipio/Slackbox.

Aaaaaaaaand I just had to explain to my wife why I snortlaughed.

[Saul Goodman]

Moving up the top of the list of bad ideas I've had...

We have a meeting at work this week with Joe Ricketts (the elder.)  He runs the Bison Council and we have a potential opportunity to work with them.

As the resident Cubs guy at the office, I've been asked for help on a quick assignment. 

Our chef is going to make bison meatball sliders with goat cheese and giardiniera to serve at the meeting and I've been asked to come up with creative, relevant names for said sandwich to show him that...you know..."we get it." 

So, if anyone is so inclined, I'd love to crowdsource this beyond the Slackbox to see what amazing names we can bring forth. 

I'll take any and all ideas and will share back what we came up with including my own bad ideas.

So you're looking for Cubs-related names, or just clever bison-related fare?

[Quality Start Machine]

Moving up the top of the list of bad ideas I've had...

We have a meeting at work this week with Joe Ricketts (the elder.)  He runs the Bison Council and we have a potential opportunity to work with them.

As the resident Cubs guy at the office, I've been asked for help on a quick assignment. 

Our chef is going to make bison meatball sliders with goat cheese and giardiniera to serve at the meeting and I've been asked to come up with creative, relevant names for said sandwich to show him that...you know..."we get it." 

So, if anyone is so inclined, I'd love to crowdsource this beyond the Slackbox to see what amazing names we can bring forth. 

I'll take any and all ideas and will share back what we came up with including my own bad ideas.

So you're looking for Cubs-related names, or just clever bison-related fare?

The "Bull Durham" kind of covers both.

[PenFoe]

Moving up the top of the list of bad ideas I've had...

We have a meeting at work this week with Joe Ricketts (the elder.)  He runs the Bison Council and we have a potential opportunity to work with them.

As the resident Cubs guy at the office, I've been asked for help on a quick assignment.  

Our chef is going to make bison meatball sliders with goat cheese and giardiniera to serve at the meeting and I've been asked to come up with creative, relevant names for said sandwich to show him that...you know..."we get it."  

So, if anyone is so inclined, I'd love to crowdsource this beyond the Slackbox to see what amazing names we can bring forth.  

I'll take any and all ideas and will share back what we came up with including my own bad ideas.

So you're looking for Cubs-related names, or just clever bison-related fare?

Both.

Like, umm....
The Friendly Slider
The Cursebreaker
Wrigley Roamer
1060 W. Bison
Bison Ivy
Clark & Bovinae
Take Me Out To The Bison  
MeatBall Four
Rizzo's Roamer
Bison Edwards Jr.

I have no idea.

[Bort]

Moving up the top of the list of bad ideas I've had...

We have a meeting at work this week with Joe Ricketts (the elder.)  He runs the Bison Council and we have a potential opportunity to work with them.

As the resident Cubs guy at the office, I've been asked for help on a quick assignment.  

Our chef is going to make bison meatball sliders with goat cheese and giardiniera to serve at the meeting and I've been asked to come up with creative, relevant names for said sandwich to show him that...you know..."we get it."  

So, if anyone is so inclined, I'd love to crowdsource this beyond the Slackbox to see what amazing names we can bring forth.  

I'll take any and all ideas and will share back what we came up with including my own bad ideas.

So you're looking for Cubs-related names, or just clever bison-related fare?

Both.

Like, umm....
The Friendly Slider
The Cursebreaker
Wrigley Roamer
1060 W. Bison
Bison Ivy
Clark & Bovinae
Take Me Out To The Bison  
MeatBall Four
Rizzo's Roamer
Bison Edwards Jr.

I have no idea.

. The Fuck Snork Forever

[Brownie]

Joe Ricketts doesn't really care about baseball. If you want to picture a wealthier, older, non-mustachioed version of Ron Swanson, thaat's Joe Ricketts.

[PenFoe]

Joe Ricketts doesn't really care about baseball. If you want to picture a wealthier, older, non-mustachioed version of Ron Swanson, thaat's Joe Ricketts.

High Plains Bison (Joe's company) explicitly advertises themselves as "The Official Lean Meat of the Chicago Cubs." 

So, how about "The North Slider?"

[flannj]

Joe Ricketts doesn't really care about baseball. If you want to picture a wealthier, older, non-mustachioed version of Ron Swanson, thaat's Joe Ricketts.

High Plains Bison (Joe's company) explicitly advertises themselves as "The Official Lean Meat of the Chicago Cubs."  

So, how about "The North Slider?"

Sliders are gross
I know there are all kinds but the first thing I think of is White Castle.

[Saul Goodman]

How about the Thanks A Lot for Donald Trump, You Spineless Fuckface Burger? Too long?

[Chuck to Chuck]

The "Fuck Buffett" Buffet

[Oleg]

Moving up the top of the list of bad ideas I've had...

We have a meeting at work this week with Joe Ricketts (the elder.)  He runs the Bison Council and we have a potential opportunity to work with them.

As the resident Cubs guy at the office, I've been asked for help on a quick assignment. 

Our chef is going to make bison meatball sliders with goat cheese and giardiniera to serve at the meeting and I've been asked to come up with creative, relevant names for said sandwich to show him that...you know..."we get it." 

So, if anyone is so inclined, I'd love to crowdsource this beyond the Slackbox to see what amazing names we can bring forth. 

I'll take any and all ideas and will share back what we came up with including my own bad ideas.

It needs to be called "The Huey" and when he asks why Bort needs to walk into the room and give a 90 minute powerpoint presentation on the Shoutbox/Desipio/Slackbox.

When does this happen?  I want to make sure I'm in the room.

[SKO]

Moving up the top of the list of bad ideas I've had...

We have a meeting at work this week with Joe Ricketts (the elder.)  He runs the Bison Council and we have a potential opportunity to work with them.

As the resident Cubs guy at the office, I've been asked for help on a quick assignment. 

Our chef is going to make bison meatball sliders with goat cheese and giardiniera to serve at the meeting and I've been asked to come up with creative, relevant names for said sandwich to show him that...you know..."we get it." 

So, if anyone is so inclined, I'd love to crowdsource this beyond the Slackbox to see what amazing names we can bring forth. 

I'll take any and all ideas and will share back what we came up with including my own bad ideas.

It needs to be called "The Huey" and when he asks why Bort needs to walk into the room and give a 90 minute powerpoint presentation on the Shoutbox/Desipio/Slackbox.

When does this happen?  I want to make sure I'm in the room.

Yesterday my wife mentioned something off-hand to her co-workers about a podcast I do with my "internet friends" and they were like....."internet friends? what does that mean?" and I really need an app where you just push a button and a recording of Bort trying to explain Desipio/Slack/Shoutbox pops up.