The only site I'll ever need...

[PenFoe]

This could not have possibly been less helpful.

Thanks, only site!

[Bort]

This could not have possibly been less helpful.

Thanks, only site!

The only thing less helpful are the deals!

[PenFoe]

This could not have possibly been less helpful.

Thanks, only site!

The only thing less helpful are the deals!

[Oleg]

This could not have possibly been less helpful.

Thanks, only site!

I think you're giving us far too much credit.  This could have been a LOT less helpful.

[CT III]

This could not have possibly been less helpful.

Thanks, only site!

The only thing less helpful are the deals!

Man, the new Administration works quickly.

[Shooter]

This could not have possibly been less helpful.

Thanks, only site!

Bison Dele-cious Slider?

[R-V]

This could not have possibly been less helpful.

Thanks, only site!

Bison Dele-cious Slider?

This is much better than my idea: Congrats on Your Dipshit Son Getting a Job in Our Dipshit President's Administration, Also Here's a Burger.

[Quality Start Machine]

Moving up the top of the list of bad ideas I've had...

We have a meeting at work this week with Joe Ricketts (the elder.)  He runs the Bison Council and we have a potential opportunity to work with them.

As the resident Cubs guy at the office, I've been asked for help on a quick assignment.  

Our chef is going to make bison meatball sliders with goat cheese and giardiniera to serve at the meeting and I've been asked to come up with creative, relevant names for said sandwich to show him that...you know..."we get it."  

So, if anyone is so inclined, I'd love to crowdsource this beyond the Slackbox to see what amazing names we can bring forth.  

I'll take any and all ideas and will share back what we came up with including my own bad ideas.

So you're looking for Cubs-related names, or just clever bison-related fare?

Both.

Like, umm....
The Friendly Slider
The Cursebreaker
Wrigley Roamer
1060 W. Bison
Bison Ivy
Clark & Bovinae
Take Me Out To The Bison  
MeatBall Four
Rizzo's Roamer
Bison Edwards Jr.

I have no idea.

. The Fuck Snork Forever

Throw some sliced jalapeno in there and call it the Firebarn.

[Tonker]

At the beginning of the year, I was really, really fucking fat.  Now, I'm less fat.  If you wanted to see how much less fat I am (around 70lbs less fat, since you ask), you could, if you wanted, go here, and scroll down to finalist #8.

Oh, hey, while you were there, you could even vote for me (once per device, by the look of things).  I hereby faithfully promise that, should I win anything, I'll spend every last cent on booze and encased meat products.

[Oleg]

At the beginning of the year, I was really, really fucking fat.  Now, I'm less fat.  If you wanted to see how much less fat I am (around 70lbs less fat, since you ask), you could, if you wanted, go here, and scroll down to finalist #8.

Oh, hey, while you were there, you could even vote for me (once per device, by the look of things).  I hereby faithfully promise that, should I win anything, I'll spend every last cent on booze and encased meat products.

*NSFW*

[Tonker]

At the beginning of the year, I was really, really fucking fat.  Now, I'm less fat.  If you wanted to see how much less fat I am (around 70lbs less fat, since you ask), you could, if you wanted, go here, and scroll down to finalist #8.

Oh, hey, while you were there, you could even vote for me (once per device, by the look of things).  I hereby faithfully promise that, should I win anything, I'll spend every last cent on booze and encased meat products.

*NSFW*

Because you shouldn't be touching yourself at work?

[Yeti]

At the beginning of the year, I was really, really fucking fat.  Now, I'm less fat.  If you wanted to see how much less fat I am (around 70lbs less fat, since you ask), you could, if you wanted, go here, and scroll down to finalist #8.

Oh, hey, while you were there, you could even vote for me (once per device, by the look of things).  I hereby faithfully promise that, should I win anything, I'll spend every last cent on booze and encased meat products.

I would.

[Saul Goodman]

*updates sign*

"It Has Been 0 Days Since Someone Threw Down His Romeo in This Workplace"

[Quality Start Machine]

*updates sign*

"It Has Been 0 Days Since Someone Threw Down His Romeo in This Workplace"

His Romeo is finally light enough to throw.

[Quality Start Machine]

At the beginning of the year, I was really, really fucking fat.  Now, I'm less fat.  If you wanted to see how much less fat I am (around 70lbs less fat, since you ask), you could, if you wanted, go here, and scroll down to finalist #8.

Oh, hey, while you were there, you could even vote for me (once per device, by the look of things).  I hereby faithfully promise that, should I win anything, I'll spend every last cent on booze and encased meat products.

The way their cookies are set up, you can vote multiple times per device by switching browsers.