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[forkserker]

I'm having trouble getting a hard-on. Any ideas?

try this:

http://redeye.mycapture.com/PHOTOS/RDEY/1UserPhotos/37366.swf

[Indolent Reader]

Oh God.  At first, I thought that was Fred Willard.  Then it spoke.

[Tonker]

What is the best way to store vegetables, both cut and uncut? I have limited refrigerator space.

[James Westfall]

What is the best way to store vegetables, both cut and uncut? I have limited refrigerator space.

What's a vegetable? 

http://www.hgtv.com/hgtv/gardening/article/0,,HGTV_3546_1376391,00.html

[BananaHands]

What is the best way to store vegetables, both cut and uncut? I have limited refrigerator space.

Over here in teh USA we don't have circumsized and/or uncircumsized vegetables..

[Tonker]

What is the best way to store vegetables, both cut and uncut? I have limited refrigerator space.

What's a vegetable? 

http://www.hgtv.com/hgtv/gardening/article/0,,HGTV_3546_1376391,00.html

I can't believe you actually hunted that down.

[Tonker]

What is the best way to store vegetables, both cut and uncut? I have limited refrigerator space.

Over here in teh USA we don't have circumsized and/or uncircumsized vegetables..

No kosher veg?  Oy.

[butthead]

I can't keep my pants up because I have a huge belly, but no ass. My ass crack gets more exposure than Peyton Manning during Super Bowl week. Any suggestions? Suspenders maybe?

[BananaHands]

I can't keep my pants up because I have a huge belly, but no ass. My ass crack gets more exposure than Peyton Manning during Super Bowl week. Any suggestions? Suspenders maybe?

http://www.suspenderstore.com/

[Al Czervik]

Buyer Beware!

As a result of my request for vacation help, I received a suggestion from Brian to go to "Couples Swept Away" in Jamaica.

The wife and I had been discussing an inexpensive get away.  We decided it didn't really matter where we went as long as we could sit poolside or oceanside and have someone bring us drinks and food.  We had been to Puerto Vallarta a couple times and I had sort of decided we should just go again and enjoy ourselves on the cheap.  Relax for a few days away from the cold and from our little 13 month old energizer bunny.

At Brian's suggestion I checked out Swept Away while the wife hovered over my shoulder.  "Oh that looks really nice!".  It was all I needed to hear.  I knew my budget was shot.  It's a great looking place and I am looking forward to it, but my Puerto Vallarta all inclusive for 4 nights was like 850 each.  Fancy Brian's Jamaica place was more than twice that.

Thanks Dude

[James Westfall]

What is the best way to store vegetables, both cut and uncut? I have limited refrigerator space.

What's a vegetable? 

http://www.hgtv.com/hgtv/gardening/article/0,,HGTV_3546_1376391,00.html

I can't believe you actually hunted that down.

I have it bookmarked. 

[Apexx]

I can't keep my pants up because I have a huge belly, but no ass. My ass crack gets more exposure than Peyton Manning during Super Bowl week. Any suggestions? Suspenders maybe?

One word: Zubaz

[Kermit]

Oh, man!  This is going to be the best thread evar!

[Huey]

Buyer Beware!

As a result of my request for vacation help, I received a suggestion from Brian to go to "Couples Swept Away" in Jamaica.

The wife and I had been discussing an inexpensive get away.  We decided it didn't really matter where we went as long as we could sit poolside or oceanside and have someone bring us drinks and food.  We had been to Puerto Vallarta a couple times and I had sort of decided we should just go again and enjoy ourselves on the cheap.  Relax for a few days away from the cold and from our little 13 month old energizer bunny.

At Brian's suggestion I checked out Swept Away while the wife hovered over my shoulder.  "Oh that looks really nice!".  It was all I needed to hear.  I knew my budget was shot.  It's a great looking place and I am looking forward to it, but my Puerto Vallarta all inclusive for 4 nights was like 850 each.  Fancy Brian's Jamaica place was more than twice that.

Thanks Dude

Well now you can talk to Chuck about refinancing your home.

[bozos72]

Buyer Beware!

As a result of my request for vacation help, I received a suggestion from Brian to go to "Couples Swept Away" in Jamaica.

The wife and I had been discussing an inexpensive get away.  We decided it didn't really matter where we went as long as we could sit poolside or oceanside and have someone bring us drinks and food.  We had been to Puerto Vallarta a couple times and I had sort of decided we should just go again and enjoy ourselves on the cheap.  Relax for a few days away from the cold and from our little 13 month old energizer bunny.

At Brian's suggestion I checked out Swept Away while the wife hovered over my shoulder.  "Oh that looks really nice!".  It was all I needed to hear.  I knew my budget was shot.  It's a great looking place and I am looking forward to it, but my Puerto Vallarta all inclusive for 4 nights was like 850 each.  Fancy Brian's Jamaica place was more than twice that.

Thanks Dude

Well now you can talk to Chuck about refinancing your home.

I thought Chuck did commercial stuff.  Do I need to be talking to Chuck?