Opening. Day. Female. Odges.

[PenFoe]

Lilly was a slow starter last year as well.

He starts slow every year. A lot of curveballers do. As the weather gets warmer, they get better grips, and the ball breaks better in the more humid air.

It's science.

Once he gets the taste of blood, all will be good.

[BH]

Lilly was a slow starter last year as well.

He starts slow every year. A lot of curveballers do. As the weather gets warmer, they get better grips, and the ball breaks better in the more humid air.

It's science.

I'd like to get Kerm's scientific diagnosis on this one.

[Kermit, B.]

Lilly was a slow starter last year as well.

He starts slow every year. A lot of curveballers do. As the weather gets warmer, they get better grips, and the ball breaks better in the more humid air.

It's science.

I'd like to get Kerm's scientific diagnosis on this one.

Nothing I said was wrong, you fatass.

[BH]

You can also go to MLB.com and listen from there as I have for the last 2 years.

Except that work can't block the app on my iPhone.  MLB.com isn't blocked, but the media player and stream is.  Nazis.

Nah... MLB.com from the phone.

It costs $5 more than the iphone app.. times are tough.

Oh, I didn't remember the price. I'm not even sure I'm still subscribed to it. I'll find out when the charge comes out of the bank account I guess.

You can also go to MLB.com and listen from there as I have for the last 2 years.

Except that work can't block the app on my iPhone.  MLB.com isn't blocked, but the media player and stream is.  Nazis.

Nah... MLB.com from the phone.

It costs $5 more than the iphone app.. times are tough.

You know how many $5 footlongs you could buy with the difference?

BH does.

I think "Obese Yeti" is the *new* thing. Get with the times. Just because you your wife had a baby doesn't excuse you from being up to date on the current traditions.

THAT FAT FUCK YETI'S RIGHT!

Time for a United boycott.
http://www.chicagobreakingnews.com/2009/04/united-to-charge-obese-passengers-more.html

[Philberto]

You can also go to MLB.com and listen from there as I have for the last 2 years.

Except that work can't block the app on my iPhone.  MLB.com isn't blocked, but the media player and stream is.  Nazis.

Nah... MLB.com from the phone.

It costs $5 more than the iphone app.. times are tough.

Oh, I didn't remember the price. I'm not even sure I'm still subscribed to it. I'll find out when the charge comes out of the bank account I guess.

You can also go to MLB.com and listen from there as I have for the last 2 years.

Except that work can't block the app on my iPhone.  MLB.com isn't blocked, but the media player and stream is.  Nazis.

Nah... MLB.com from the phone.

It costs $5 more than the iphone app.. times are tough.

You know how many $5 footlongs you could buy with the difference?

BH does.

I think "Obese Yeti" is the *new* thing. Get with the times. Just because you your wife had a baby doesn't excuse you from being up to date on the current traditions.

THAT FAT FUCK YETI'S RIGHT!

Time for a United boycott.
http://www.chicagobreakingnews.com/2009/04/united-to-charge-obese-passengers-more.html

Good thing I fly SWA

[Brownie]

I positive United for this. I have sat next to definitely a few Konerko-jersey wearing types on 4-hour plane ride, and I resent that because I'm not a fatass, I'm entitled to less real estate.

[Jon]

I positive United for this. I have sat next to definitely a few Konerko-jersey wearing types on 4-hour plane ride, and I resent that because I'm not a fatass, I'm entitled to less real estate.

THI

I would also extend this statement to the CTA.

[MAD]

I positive United for this. I have sat next to definitely a few Konerko-jersey wearing types on 4-hour plane ride, and I resent that because I'm not a fatass, I'm entitled to less real estate.

THI

I would also extend this statement to the CTA.

CTA's not always even the two-seat-hoggin' fatties so much as the one-seat-and-I'll-just-put-all-my-shit-on-this-empty-seat-next-to-me asswinds.

[BH]

I positive United for this. I have sat next to definitely a few Konerko-jersey wearing types on 4-hour plane ride, and I resent that because I'm not a fatass, I'm entitled to less real estate.

THI

I would also extend this statement to the CTA.

You ride on the CTA for 4 hours? Nice one, hobo jim.

[Jon]

I positive United for this. I have sat next to definitely a few Konerko-jersey wearing types on 4-hour plane ride, and I resent that because I'm not a fatass, I'm entitled to less real estate.

THI

I would also extend this statement to the CTA.

You ride on the CTA for 4 hours? Nice one, hobo jim.

Well, I would if YOUR fat ass wasn't taking up 2 rows of seats.

[BH]

Great idea here.
http://www.nbcchicago.com/sports/baseball/Reason-No-5345-Cubs-Fans-Are-Stupid.html

"This morning, Chicago police found a goat hanging from the arm of the Harry Caray statue on Addison and Sheffield at 2:40 a.m. Monday. This isn't a new thing; a similar practice occurred in the fall of 2007, just before the Cubs began their first-round playoff series with the Arizona Diamondbacks. The Cubs were swept in three games."

[Tank]

Great idea here.
http://www.nbcchicago.com/sports/baseball/Reason-No-5345-Cubs-Fans-Are-Stupid.html

"This morning, Chicago police found a goat hanging from the arm of the Harry Caray statue on Addison and Sheffield at 2:40 a.m. Monday. This isn't a new thing; a similar practice occurred in the fall of 2007, just before the Cubs began their first-round playoff series with the Arizona Diamondbacks. The Cubs were swept in three games."

Someone needs to get BH a new SBox.

What a pathetic sight.

[Tonker]

Bump.

Okay, despite myself I am just a little bit excited.  Go, Cubs.

[Powdered Toast Man]

Bump.

Okay, despite myself I am just a little bit excited.  Go, Cubs.

TYLER COLVIN!

[Internet Apex]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7eTOnNBwYU