Opening. Day. Female. Odges.

[Uncouth Sloth]

How IS the visibility?  Stoney's in Cleveland today, so someone else has to chime in.

It is puking cats-n-odges in Bloomington right now

[Taylor2]

2008 Chicago Cubs 162-0 Or Bust

Depends on the bust

[Kerm]

2008 Chicago Cubs 162-0 Or Bust

Depends on the bust

STORE CLERK:  Is this some kind of bust?

FRANK DREBIN:  Yes, it's very impressive.

[Brant Brown]

These new WGN graphics are terrible.

[powen01]

Sorry I'm late.  Did someone mention Kentucky?  Our biggest export is the merry-jew-wanna, followed by bourbon, meth, and racists.

Cincinnasty sucks overall.  Bars close too early, they ran Jerry Springer out of town, and too many Kentuckians are still allowed to cross the river on the weekends and then tell everyone they know that they live there instead of Northern Kentucky. 

I think Great American is an okay park, but I am reallllllly looking forward to seeing the Cubs play Dusty's team this year.  Should be fun.  I'll try not to pee my pants.

Back to the game...  and growing weed in my basement. 

[Taylor2]

Sorry I'm late.  Did someone mention Kentucky?  Our biggest export is the merry-jew-wanna, followed by bourbon, meth, and racists.

Cincinnasty sucks overall.  Bars close too early, they ran Jerry Springer out of town, and too many Kentuckians are still allowed to cross the river on the weekends and then tell everyone they know that they live there instead of Northern Kentucky. 

I think Great American is an okay park, but I am reallllllly looking forward to seeing the Cubs play Dusty's team this year.  Should be fun.  I'll try not to pee my pants.

Back to the game...  and growing weed in my basement. 

Please keep us up to date on how that's going.

[Kurt Heinrick]

During the rain delay did anyone watch KC @ DET on ESPN?
Brandon Inge through a guy out at home.
But he's not good enough to start for the Cubs.

[Gil Gunderson]

During the rain delay did anyone watch KC @ DET on ESPN?
Brandon Inge through a guy out at home.
But he's not good enough to start for the Cubs.

WGN ran some more of the statue dedication ceremony.  Yawn.

[Three times a JD]

During the rain delay did anyone watch KC @ DET on ESPN?
Brandon Inge through a guy out at home.
But he's not good enough to start for the Cubs.

Who'd he go through?  Is he a ghost?  Are we judging all players on one play nowadays?  Does Billy Beane support that method?  If he does, then it's probably science.  You know what else is scientific?  Paying Brandon Inge 6 million dollars.  They can keep his .230 hittin' tail.  He does play a lot of positions, though.  That's something that can't be quantified without numbers, though. 

[Gil Gunderson]

Fuck.

[Gil Gunderson]

Fuck.udome!!!!!

[EG]

Holy. Shit.

I've got chills.  That was incredible.

[Three times a JD]

Holy. Shit.

I've got chills.  That was incredible.

The best thing I've seen all day.  Easily.

[Al Yellon]

Holy. Shit.

I've got chills.  That was incredible.

Details. I need some details. I've heard Fukudome hits like a Nancy; was it a Nancy home run?

[EG]

Holy. Shit.

I've got chills.  That was incredible.

Details. I need some details. I've heard Fukudome hits like a Nancy; was it a Nancy home run?

It was a 410-or-so-foot Nancy-homer to right center.