Opening. Day. Female. Odges.

[MidgetSellingWater]

And, oh by the way, I've got a little t-shirt business now - www.fukudometee.com.  Sitemail me for a special Desipio discount code.

I thought you sold water?

Better margins in tees.  Though water can be available upon request.

Desipio discount?

It's not really a discount for water.  It's more of an instruction manual for an exclusive water-harvesting process involving your hands and an ordinary kitchen faucet.

I don't see a link on your website to subscribe to your newsletter.

How do we make this happen?

No newsletter, just genuine one-on-one customer interaction.  Got a question or need advice?  Click "contact us".

[Internet Apex]

And, oh by the way, I've got a little t-shirt business now - www.fukudometee.com.  Sitemail me for a special Desipio discount code.

I thought you sold water?

Better margins in tees.  Though water can be available upon request.

Desipio discount?

It's not really a discount for water.  It's more of an instruction manual for an exclusive water-harvesting process involving your hands and an ordinary kitchen faucet.

I don't see a link on your website to subscribe to your newsletter.

How do we make this happen?

No newsletter, just genuine one-on-one customer interaction.  Got a question or need advice?  Click "contact us".

I'm getting one of those shirts damnit!

MSW, I'm your bitch lover. For good or ill.

[Mike Douche]

And, oh by the way, I've got a little t-shirt business now - www.fukudometee.com.  Sitemail me for a special Desipio discount code.

I thought you sold water?

Better margins in tees.  Though water can be available upon request.

Desipio discount?

It's not really a discount for water.  It's more of an instruction manual for an exclusive water-harvesting process involving your hands and an ordinary kitchen faucet.

I don't see a link on your website to subscribe to your newsletter.

How do we make this happen?

No newsletter, just genuine one-on-one customer interaction.  Got a question or need advice?  Click "contact us".

I'm getting one of those shirts damnit!

MSW, I'm you're bitch lover. For good or ill.

Awesome.

[PTanner]

And, oh by the way, I've got a little t-shirt business now - www.fukudometee.com.  Sitemail me for a special Desipio discount code.

I thought you sold water?

Better margins in tees.  Though water can be available upon request.

Desipio discount?

It's not really a discount for water.  It's more of an instruction manual for an exclusive water-harvesting process involving your hands and an ordinary kitchen faucet.

I don't see a link on your website to subscribe to your newsletter.

How do we make this happen?

No newsletter, just genuine one-on-one customer interaction.  Got a question or need advice?  Click "contact us".

I'm getting one of those shirts damnit!

MSW, I'm you're bitch lover. For good or ill.

Awesome.

A nice companion for the "Hef Is My Homeboy" shirts I'm gonna print up.

[butthead]

It's pronounced Fukudo-MAY. It does not rhyme with Homie. Stupid idea.

Wish I thought of it.

[MidgetSellingWater]

It's pronounced Fukudo-MAY. It does not rhyme with Homie. Stupid idea.

Wish I thought of it.

Tell that to Hot Dog Boy. 

Oh wait, that doesn't really help my cause.

[Chuckosan]

It's pronounced Fukudo-MAY. It does not rhyme with Homie. Stupid idea.

Wish I thought of it.

I thought Japanese words do not have accented syllables?  And vowels only have one form of pronunciation?  That's what I recall from my Sumitomo Bank days.

Simply: Foo-koo-doh-may.

[EG]

It's pronounced Fukudo-MAY. It does not rhyme with Homie. Stupid idea.

Wish I thought of it.

I thought Japanese words do not have accented syllables?  And vowels only have one form of pronunciation?  That's what I recall from my Sumitomo Bank days.

Simply: Foo-koo-doh-may.

I think he just meant it didn't rhyme with "homie."

[Thrillho]

It's pronounced Fukudo-MAY. It does not rhyme with Homie. Stupid idea.

Wish I thought of it.

I thought Japanese words do not have accented syllables?  And vowels only have one form of pronunciation?  That's what I recall from my Sumitomo Bank days.

Simply: Foo-koo-doh-may.

I think that was more "emphasis Butthead's" than an attempt at a legit IPA pronunciation key.

[butthead]

Yeah, what EG and Corn said.

[butthead]

DPD, but I forgot to mention something from opening day. Apex might want to pay attention to this. In attendance were two hot young ladies who made the trip all the way from Japan to see their hero Fukakke make his Wrigley debut. So not only is our new right fielder going to contribute on the field, but he's going to be bringing in more talent to the stands too. If you're into Asian chicks.

Or they could have been good ol' American girls that pretended to only speak Japanese when my buddy hit on them.

[PTanner]

but he's going to be bringing in more talent to the stands too. If you're into Asian chicks.

I expect Apex to have a sunburned thumb by the end of the day on Sunday from all the thumbs-ups to all the Japanese chicks I expect to see in the ballpark.

[Internet Apex]

It had previously occurred to me. My girlfriend (!) might want to think twice about turning down ticket ops this year.

Intrepid Readers: The O'Jays
Better think it o-ver ba-by! Better think it over baby! OOooooOOOoooo!!!

[Tonker]

Well, it's that time of year again.  Funny how a couple of seasons of success and the expectation of more to come takes the edge off it, isn't it?

Still, having said that, I'm abso-fucking-lutely delighted that baseball season is back.  That six months gets longer every year, I swear.  At least this time next year we'll only have had to endure five months without something to watch, right?

[Quality Start Machine]

Well, it's that time of year again.  Funny how a couple of seasons of success and the expectation of more to come takes the edge off it, isn't it?

Still, having said that, I'm abso-fucking-lutely delighted that baseball season is back.  That six months gets longer every year, I swear.  At least this time next year we'll only have had to endure five months without something to watch, right?

Seriously, you need to get the NHL package.