Opening. Day. Female. Odges.

[Slaky]

So do you guys hate Mike Fontenot or just think he kinda sucks? I dig him. In a very gay way.

I've been ghey for Fontenot for awhile.  He's like Theriot only good.

It still strikes me as very cool that the Cubs got him for Sosa.

[butthead]

So do you guys hate Mike Fontenot or just think he kinda sucks? I dig him. In a very gay way.

I've been ghey for Fontenot for awhile.  He's like Theriot only good.

It still strikes me as very cool that the Cubs got him for Sosa.

I forgot about that. The Sosa era seems like it was a million years ago.

[Andre Dawson's Creek]

So do you guys hate Mike Fontenot or just think he kinda sucks? I dig him. In a very gay way.

I've been ghey for Fontenot for awhile.  He's like Theriot only good.

It still strikes me as very cool that the Cubs got him for Sosa.

Which means they REALLY got him for Jorge/George Bell.

Check out his page sponsor.  http://www.baseball-reference.com/players/f/fontemi01.shtml

[*In a Nutsack]

So do you guys hate Mike Fontenot or just think he kinda sucks? I dig him. In a very gay way.

I've been ghey for Fontenot for awhile.  He's like Theriot only good.

It still strikes me as very cool that the Cubs got him for Sosa.

Which means they REALLY got him for Jorge/George Bell.

Check out his page sponsor.  http://www.baseball-reference.com/players/f/fontemi01.shtml

I read it and I threw up a little in my mouth.

[MAD]

So do you guys hate Mike Fontenot or just think he kinda sucks? I dig him. In a very gay way.

I've been ghey for Fontenot for awhile.  He's like Theriot only good.

It still strikes me as very cool that the Cubs got him for Sosa.

He's practically already ahead of the 3 other Fontenots that have cashed a check playing a sport in this town.

Ray and Albert definitely.  

He has to do a little more to pass Jerry, methinks.

[butthead]

So do you guys hate Mike Fontenot or just think he kinda sucks? I dig him. In a very gay way.

I've been ghey for Fontenot for awhile.  He's like Theriot only good.

It still strikes me as very cool that the Cubs got him for Sosa.

He's practically already ahead of the 3 other Fontenots that have cashed a check playing a sport in this town.

Ray and Albert definitely.  

He has to do a little more to pass Jerry, methinks.

Jerry wasn't bad. He did alright considering he had big shoes to fill.

[Slaky]

So do you guys hate Mike Fontenot or just think he kinda sucks? I dig him. In a very gay way.

I've been ghey for Fontenot for awhile.  He's like Theriot only good.

It still strikes me as very cool that the Cubs got him for Sosa.

Which means they REALLY got him for Jorge/George Bell.

Check out his page sponsor.  http://www.baseball-reference.com/players/f/fontemi01.shtml

How lazy is this - I want to see it, but you didn't make it a hyperlink. So I'm not fucking going.

[Andre Dawson's Creek]

So do you guys hate Mike Fontenot or just think he kinda sucks? I dig him. In a very gay way.

I've been ghey for Fontenot for awhile.  He's like Theriot only good.

It still strikes me as very cool that the Cubs got him for Sosa.

Which means they REALLY got him for Jorge/George Bell.

Check out his page sponsor.  http://www.baseball-reference.com/players/f/fontemi01.shtml

How lazy is this - I want to see it, but you didn't make it a hyperlink. So I'm not fucking going.

That's pretty lazy.

It's even lazier than responding to this post and not fixing the issue.

[Tank]

So do you guys hate Mike Fontenot or just think he kinda sucks? I dig him. In a very gay way.

I've been ghey for Fontenot for awhile.  He's like Theriot only good.

It still strikes me as very cool that the Cubs got him for Sosa.

Which means they REALLY got him for Jorge/George Bell.

Check out his page sponsor.  http://www.baseball-reference.com/players/f/fontemi01.shtml

How lazy is this - I want to see it, but you didn't make it a hyperlink. So I'm not fucking going.

That's pretty lazy.

It's even lazier than responding to this post and not fixing the issue.

We've got "lazy" and "surly" covered now...

Let's get Gil in here and make this Teamsters local official.

[Jon]

So do you guys hate Mike Fontenot or just think he kinda sucks? I dig him. In a very gay way.

I've been ghey for Fontenot for awhile.  He's like Theriot only good.

It still strikes me as very cool that the Cubs got him for Sosa.

Which means they REALLY got him for Jorge/George Bell.

Check out his page sponsor.  http://www.baseball-reference.com/players/f/fontemi01.shtml

How lazy is this - I want to see it, but you didn't make it a hyperlink. So I'm not fucking going.

That's pretty lazy.

It's even lazier than responding to this post and not fixing the issue.

We've got "lazy" and "surly" covered now...

Let's get Gil in here and make this Teamsters local official.

You sayin' we're not workin'?

[CBStew]

So do you guys hate Mike Fontenot or just think he kinda sucks? I dig him. In a very gay way.

I'm not saying he sucks,  and I'm not saying he's good.    All I'm saying is that Cesar Izturis jacked a homerun last night,  and has never been turned away from riding a roller coaster at six flags.     

Fontenot is 5'8" and Izturis is 5'9".  Fontenot has 12 career HRs in three MLB seasons and Izturis has 12 HRs in eight.  Mike Fontenot has never performed a reacharound on a teammate.  Advantage:  Fontenot.

Neither has Izturis.  That was definitely a reachUNDER.

If we want to get really technical, that was a reachUNDER with full cuppage and and massage.  Feh...semantics.

It looked more like a reach in to me.

[Internet Apex]

God, I fucking HATE the Astros.

[Slaky]

God, I fucking HATE the Astros.

No shit. I've been sitting here for the last 20 minutes sulking because of that shitty ending. Three turdlet ground balls and they lose. Goddamn Neal Cotts almost had me fooled. I'll never let that happen again.

[CT III]

So do you guys hate Mike Fontenot or just think he kinda sucks? I dig him. In a very gay way.

I've been ghey for Fontenot for awhile.  He's like Theriot only good.

It still strikes me as very cool that the Cubs got him for Sosa.

Which means they REALLY got him for Jorge/George Bell.

Check out his page sponsor.  http://www.baseball-reference.com/players/f/fontemi01.shtml

How lazy is this - I want to see it, but you didn't make it a hyperlink. So I'm not fucking going.

That's pretty lazy.

It's even lazier than responding to this post and not fixing the issue.

We've got "lazy" and "surly" covered now...

Let's get Gil in here and make this Teamsters local official.

Don't forget "Regretful".

[Gil Gunderson]

So do you guys hate Mike Fontenot or just think he kinda sucks? I dig him. In a very gay way.

I've been ghey for Fontenot for awhile.  He's like Theriot only good.

It still strikes me as very cool that the Cubs got him for Sosa.

Which means they REALLY got him for Jorge/George Bell.

Check out his page sponsor.  http://www.baseball-reference.com/players/f/fontemi01.shtml

How lazy is this - I want to see it, but you didn't make it a hyperlink. So I'm not fucking going.

That's pretty lazy.

It's even lazier than responding to this post and not fixing the issue.

We've got "lazy" and "surly" covered now...

Let's get Gil in here and make this Teamsters local official.

Don't forget "Regretful".

So, I can stretch with you guys, right?