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Oleg

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Re: Opening. Day. Female. Odges.
« Reply #345 on: April 06, 2010, 08:30:35 AM »
Maybe MikeC was on to something by keeping himself to the political junk over the past couple of years.

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Re: Opening. Day. Female. Odges.
« Reply #346 on: April 07, 2010, 06:41:46 PM »
Jesus - this Heyward kid is like Albert New-jols. Kid can hit.

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Re: Opening. Day. Female. Odges.
« Reply #347 on: April 07, 2010, 06:42:16 PM »
Quote from: Slaky on April 07, 2010, 06:41:46 PM
Jesus - this Heyward kid is like Albert New-jols. Kid can hit.

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Re: Opening. Day. Female. Odges.
« Reply #348 on: April 07, 2010, 06:56:25 PM »
You can pretend it's still Opening Day, but it's not.
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Re: Opening. Day. Female. Odges.
« Reply #349 on: April 07, 2010, 07:05:14 PM »
Quote from: Slaky on April 07, 2010, 06:41:46 PM
Jesus - this Heyward kid is like Albert New-jols. Kid can hit.

Is he a roided up freak like Pujols?
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Re: Opening. Day. Female. Odges.
« Reply #350 on: April 07, 2010, 07:09:01 PM »
Quote from: Slaky on April 07, 2010, 06:41:46 PM
Jesus - this Heyward kid is like Albert New-jols. Kid can hit.

Nice choice, Tim.

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Re: Opening. Day. Female. Odges.
« Reply #351 on: April 08, 2010, 10:11:37 AM »
Quote from: Eli on April 07, 2010, 07:09:01 PM
Quote from: Slaky on April 07, 2010, 06:41:46 PM
Jesus - this Heyward kid is like Albert New-jols. Kid can hit.

Nice choice, Tim.

They just called him the Jay-Hey Kid on MLB network. Is that really his nickname? Fuck.

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Re: Opening. Day. Female. Odges.
« Reply #352 on: April 08, 2010, 10:14:23 AM »
Quote from: Slaky on April 08, 2010, 10:11:37 AM
Quote from: Eli on April 07, 2010, 07:09:01 PM
Quote from: Slaky on April 07, 2010, 06:41:46 PM
Jesus - this Heyward kid is like Albert New-jols. Kid can hit.

Nice choice, Tim.

They just called him the Jay-Hey Kid on MLB network. Is that really his nickname? Fuck.

I just call him Jason Gaywad.

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Re: Opening. Day. Female. Odges.
« Reply #353 on: April 08, 2010, 10:43:46 AM »
Quote from: R-V on April 08, 2010, 10:14:23 AM
Quote from: Slaky on April 08, 2010, 10:11:37 AM
Quote from: Eli on April 07, 2010, 07:09:01 PM
Quote from: Slaky on April 07, 2010, 06:41:46 PM
Jesus - this Heyward kid is like Albert New-jols. Kid can hit.

Nice choice, Tim.

They just called him the Jay-Hey Kid on MLB network. Is that really his nickname? Fuck.

I just call him Jason Gaywad.

I'm sure most Atlanta fans call him the n-word.

I'm not saying. I'm just saying.
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Re: Opening. Day. Female. Odges.
« Reply #354 on: April 08, 2010, 11:12:35 AM »
Quote from: Slaky on April 08, 2010, 10:11:37 AM
Quote from: Eli on April 07, 2010, 07:09:01 PM
Quote from: Slaky on April 07, 2010, 06:41:46 PM
Jesus - this Heyward kid is like Albert New-jols. Kid can hit.

Nice choice, Tim.

They just called him the Jay-Hey Kid on MLB network. Is that really his nickname? Fuck.

They call him The Kid. He's 20, so that fits. A sign in the seats held by a white person from Georgia did say "J-Hey Kid" on it. I wish he was on our side. Heyward not the white southerner.
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Re: Opening. Day. Female. Odges.
« Reply #355 on: April 08, 2010, 12:17:21 PM »
Quote from: Slaky on April 08, 2010, 10:11:37 AM
Quote from: Eli on April 07, 2010, 07:09:01 PM
Quote from: Slaky on April 07, 2010, 06:41:46 PM
Jesus - this Heyward kid is like Albert New-jols. Kid can hit.

Nice choice, Tim.

They just called him the Jay-Hey Kid on MLB network. Is that really his nickname? Fuck.

That has a nice historical sound.
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Re: Opening. Day. Female. Odges.
« Reply #356 on: April 08, 2010, 01:36:03 PM »
Quote from: R-V on April 08, 2010, 10:14:23 AM
Quote from: Slaky on April 08, 2010, 10:11:37 AM
Quote from: Eli on April 07, 2010, 07:09:01 PM
Quote from: Slaky on April 07, 2010, 06:41:46 PM
Jesus - this Heyward kid is like Albert New-jols. Kid can hit.

Nice choice, Tim.

They just called him the Jay-Hey Kid on MLB network. Is that really his nickname? Fuck.

I just call him Jason Gaywad.

How about Heyward Jablomie?
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Re: Opening. Day. Female. Odges.
« Reply #357 on: April 08, 2010, 01:38:01 PM »
Keep it simple.  gHeyward.
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Re: Opening. Day. Female. Odges.
« Reply #358 on: April 08, 2010, 01:38:01 PM »
Quote from: Fork on April 08, 2010, 01:36:03 PM
Quote from: R-V on April 08, 2010, 10:14:23 AM
Quote from: Slaky on April 08, 2010, 10:11:37 AM
Quote from: Eli on April 07, 2010, 07:09:01 PM
Quote from: Slaky on April 07, 2010, 06:41:46 PM
Jesus - this Heyward kid is like Albert New-jols. Kid can hit.

Nice choice, Tim.

They just called him the Jay-Hey Kid on MLB network. Is that really his nickname? Fuck.

I just call him Jason Gaywad.

How about Heyward Jablomie?


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Re: Opening. Day. Female. Odges.
« Reply #359 on: April 08, 2010, 06:56:11 PM »
Quote from: Fork on April 08, 2010, 01:36:03 PM
Quote from: R-V on April 08, 2010, 10:14:23 AM
Quote from: Slaky on April 08, 2010, 10:11:37 AM
Quote from: Eli on April 07, 2010, 07:09:01 PM
Quote from: Slaky on April 07, 2010, 06:41:46 PM
Jesus - this Heyward kid is like Albert New-jols. Kid can hit.

Nice choice, Tim.

They just called him the Jay-Hey Kid on MLB network. Is that really his nickname? Fuck.

I just call him Jason Gaywad.

How about Heyward Jablomie?

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