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Re: Opening. Day. Female. Odges.
« Reply #360 on: April 01, 2011, 12:45:16 AM »
Perhaps this should go in the "I admit it" thread, but it's Opening Day and I am once again so excited that I didn't even mind the catastrophic a-poo-calypse that awaited me in Tonklet 2's bedroom this morning.

Come on, you can say it... somewhere, deep down inside each and every one of you there's a tiny flickering flame of optimism, isn't there?  You didn't get this far as a Cubs' fan without it.
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Re: Opening. Day. Female. Odges.
« Reply #361 on: April 01, 2011, 07:07:29 AM »

Third place fever.

Catch it.
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Re: Opening. Day. Female. Odges.
« Reply #362 on: April 01, 2011, 07:25:03 AM »
Quote from: Tonker on April 01, 2011, 12:45:16 AM
Perhaps this should go in the "I admit it" thread, but it's Opening Day and I am once again so excited that I didn't even mind the catastrophic a-poo-calypse that awaited me in Tonklet 2's bedroom this morning.

Come on, you can say it... somewhere, deep down inside each and every one of you there's a tiny flickering flame of optimism, isn't there?  You didn't get this far as a Cubs' fan without it.

Fuck yeah I'm excited and optimistic. Go Cubs.

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Re: Opening. Day. Female. Odges.
« Reply #363 on: April 01, 2011, 07:39:05 AM »
BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER


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Re: Opening. Day. Female. Odges.
« Reply #364 on: April 01, 2011, 07:44:50 AM »
SPORTS (||)
The 37th Tenet of Pexism:  Apestink is terrible.

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Re: Opening. Day. Female. Odges.
« Reply #365 on: April 01, 2011, 08:05:43 AM »
Quote from: Internet Apex on April 01, 2011, 07:44:50 AM
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Re: Opening. Day. Female. Odges.
« Reply #367 on: April 01, 2011, 10:09:15 AM »
Quote from: Eli on April 01, 2011, 08:29:23 AM
http://www.onionsportsnetwork.com/articles/chicago-cubs-cant-believe-theyre-doing-this-again,19870/

The whole thing is great, but I enjoyed this.

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Re: Opening. Day. Female. Odges.
« Reply #368 on: April 01, 2011, 11:41:51 AM »
Quote from: Tonker on April 01, 2011, 12:45:16 AM
Perhaps this should go in the "I admit it" thread, but it's Opening Day and I am once again so excited that I didn't even mind the catastrophic a-poo-calypse that awaited me in Tonklet 2's bedroom this morning.

Come on, you can say it... somewhere, deep down inside each and every one of you there's a tiny flickering flame of optimism, isn't there?  You didn't get this far as a Cubs' fan without it.

This is the first time that I can remember the Cubs starting the season on my birthday.  It must be an omen.  Of what I don't know.   
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Re: Opening. Day. Female. Odges.
« Reply #369 on: April 01, 2011, 11:44:38 AM »
Quote from: CBStew on April 01, 2011, 11:41:51 AM
Quote from: Tonker on April 01, 2011, 12:45:16 AM
Perhaps this should go in the "I admit it" thread, but it's Opening Day and I am once again so excited that I didn't even mind the catastrophic a-poo-calypse that awaited me in Tonklet 2's bedroom this morning.

Come on, you can say it... somewhere, deep down inside each and every one of you there's a tiny flickering flame of optimism, isn't there?  You didn't get this far as a Cubs' fan without it.

This is the first time that I can remember the Cubs starting the season on my birthday.  It must be an omen.  Of what I don't know.   

That you'll be out of it by July?

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Re: Opening. Day. Female. Odges.
« Reply #370 on: April 01, 2011, 11:45:09 AM »
Quote from: CBStew on April 01, 2011, 11:41:51 AM
Quote from: Tonker on April 01, 2011, 12:45:16 AM
Perhaps this should go in the "I admit it" thread, but it's Opening Day and I am once again so excited that I didn't even mind the catastrophic a-poo-calypse that awaited me in Tonklet 2's bedroom this morning.

Come on, you can say it... somewhere, deep down inside each and every one of you there's a tiny flickering flame of optimism, isn't there?  You didn't get this far as a Cubs' fan without it.

This is the first time that I can remember the Cubs starting the season on my birthday.  It must be an omen.  Of what I don't know.   

Happy 83rd. Stew
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Re: Opening. Day. Female. Odges.
« Reply #371 on: April 01, 2011, 12:31:32 PM »
Quote from: R-V on April 01, 2011, 07:25:03 AM
Quote from: Tonker on April 01, 2011, 12:45:16 AM
Perhaps this should go in the "I admit it" thread, but it's Opening Day and I am once again so excited that I didn't even mind the catastrophic a-poo-calypse that awaited me in Tonklet 2's bedroom this morning.

Come on, you can say it... somewhere, deep down inside each and every one of you there's a tiny flickering flame of optimism, isn't there?  You didn't get this far as a Cubs' fan without it.

Fuck yeah I'm excited and optimistic. Go Cubs.

DPD.

Sorry but somewhere early last season that flame of optimism got doused with a bucket of warm nun's piss.
It is nowhere near being re lit for this season.

I hope it fucking rains today.
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Re: Opening. Day. Female. Odges.
« Reply #372 on: April 01, 2011, 12:42:28 PM »
Stop by the GameCast female doges

http://www.desipio.com/?p=3523

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Re: Opening. Day. Female. Odges.
« Reply #373 on: April 01, 2011, 12:53:15 PM »
Quote from: flannj on April 01, 2011, 11:45:09 AM
Quote from: CBStew on April 01, 2011, 11:41:51 AM
Quote from: Tonker on April 01, 2011, 12:45:16 AM
Perhaps this should go in the "I admit it" thread, but it's Opening Day and I am once again so excited that I didn't even mind the catastrophic a-poo-calypse that awaited me in Tonklet 2's bedroom this morning.

Come on, you can say it... somewhere, deep down inside each and every one of you there's a tiny flickering flame of optimism, isn't there?  You didn't get this far as a Cubs' fan without it.

This is the first time that I can remember the Cubs starting the season on my birthday.  It must be an omen.  Of what I don't know.   

Happy 83rd. Stew

A little premature, but thank you.
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Re: Opening. Day. Female. Odges.
« Reply #374 on: April 01, 2011, 02:14:07 PM »
Quote from: CBStew on April 01, 2011, 12:53:15 PM
Quote from: flannj on April 01, 2011, 11:45:09 AM
Quote from: CBStew on April 01, 2011, 11:41:51 AM
Quote from: Tonker on April 01, 2011, 12:45:16 AM
Perhaps this should go in the "I admit it" thread, but it's Opening Day and I am once again so excited that I didn't even mind the catastrophic a-poo-calypse that awaited me in Tonklet 2's bedroom this morning.

Come on, you can say it... somewhere, deep down inside each and every one of you there's a tiny flickering flame of optimism, isn't there?  You didn't get this far as a Cubs' fan without it.

This is the first time that I can remember the Cubs starting the season on my birthday.  It must be an omen.  Of what I don't know.   

Happy 83rd. Stew

A little premature, but thank you.

Hapy 82nd, Stew.
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