Opening. Day. Female. Odges.

[Quality Start Machine]

I've noticed an abundance of Cub related thoughts and well wishers on the Facebook today.

Huey posted a baseball related song and apparently he has a dickload friend named Craig (not the Sox Craig from softball who is a nice guy) who decided to use Huard's PANKCITEMENT for Opening Day to remind him that the Cubs are shitty and will always be shitty. Real solid friend you have there Huey.

Can I call him a fucking asshole or does he have guns?

One of the best things about America is that you can get guns more easily than health care, so remember that.

You'd bring saltpeter to an orgy.

[Gilgamesh]

I've noticed an abundance of Cub related thoughts and well wishers on the Facebook today.

Huey posted a baseball related song and apparently he has a dickload friend named Craig (not the Sox Craig from softball who is a nice guy) who decided to use Huard's PANKCITEMENT for Opening Day to remind him that the Cubs are shitty and will always be shitty. Real solid friend you have there Huey.

Can I call him a fucking asshole or does he have guns?

One of the best things about America is that you can get guns more easily than health care, so remember that.

You'd bring saltpeter to an orgy.

Adding some KNO3 (a primary component in fireworks and gunpowder) would certainly add some pop to the orgy.

[thehawk]

And its the first Telander Fisking of the season [which really is the only way to read him.

http://deadspin.com/5899317/rick-telander-cubs-president-theo-epstein-might-walk-on-water-this-season-or-something

[Yeti]

WORLD SERIES 2012 BITCHES

[Simmer]

Is this the year?  Where I DON'T get kicked in the nuts?  Pretty sure this is the year.

Better work on my George C. Scott method acting in case things don't pan out.

[Gilgamesh]

And its the first Telander Fisking of the season [which really is the only way to read him.

http://deadspin.com/5899317/rick-telander-cubs-president-theo-epstein-might-walk-on-water-this-season-or-something

Jesus Christ, that's masterful.  The first line had me in stitches because of the batshit crazy Telander robot-fear article from last year.

[Brownie]

I've noticed an abundance of Cub related thoughts and well wishers on the Facebook today.

Huey posted a baseball related song and apparently he has a dickload friend named Craig (not the Sox Craig from softball who is a nice guy) who decided to use Huard's PANKCITEMENT for Opening Day to remind him that the Cubs are shitty and will always be shitty. Real solid friend you have there Huey.

Can I call him a fucking asshole or does he have guns?

Fuck it. I fired the first shot. Slak, pile on any nutpunches as desired. Huey might block me after this though.

[Slaky]

I've noticed an abundance of Cub related thoughts and well wishers on the Facebook today.

Huey posted a baseball related song and apparently he has a dickload friend named Craig (not the Sox Craig from softball who is a nice guy) who decided to use Huard's PANKCITEMENT for Opening Day to remind him that the Cubs are shitty and will always be shitty. Real solid friend you have there Huey.

Can I call him a fucking asshole or does he have guns?

Fuck it. I fired the first shot. Slak, pile on any nutpunches as desired. Huey might block me after this though.

You're unblockable, TJ. If I didn't make it clear - your DirecTV send up was masterful.

And now Huey's friend is going to RUE THE DAY.

[Internet Apex]

Go Heat.

[Slaky]

This Craig guy is a regular cunt.

[Saul Goodman]

Yesterday I learned from Deadbird fans on Bookface that winning Opening Day gives the Kyardnuls an automatic 3 - 0 World Series lead.

[Gilgamesh]

Coming off last year's Alec Baldwin vs. John Krasinski New Era videos, here's this season's: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mtxo4BnYzro&feature=player_embedded

[Saul Goodman]

Coming off last year's Alec Baldwin vs. John Krasinski New Era videos, here's this season's: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mtxo4BnYzro&feature=player_embedded

Good to see Reg Mackworthy in a Major League cap again.

[Quality Start Machine]

Coming off last year's Alec Baldwin vs. John Krasinski New Era videos, here's this season's: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mtxo4BnYzro&feature=player_embedded

Good to see Reg Mackworthy in a Major League cap again.

The eye healed nicely.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

I've noticed an abundance of Cub related thoughts and well wishers on the Facebook today.

Huey posted a baseball related song and apparently he has a dickload friend named Craig (not the Sox Craig from softball who is a nice guy) who decided to use Huard's PANKCITEMENT for Opening Day to remind him that the Cubs are shitty and will always be shitty. Real solid friend you have there Huey.

Can I call him a fucking asshole or does he have guns?

Nah, he's a little twerp from Niles with whom I would occassionally smoke weed at NIU 20+ years ago.  That's the extent of our relationship.  Thank you all for doing the devil's work--you were welcome to pile on, of course, but he proved to be a rather irrepressible, in additon to being an insufferable, troll.