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ChuckD

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Re: Opening. Day. Female. Odges.
« Reply #435 on: April 01, 2014, 01:10:33 PM »
Quote from: Slaky on April 01, 2014, 12:45:54 PM
bullpen'd

offense'd

bad team'd

Are you surprised or something?

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Re: Opening. Day. Female. Odges.
« Reply #436 on: April 01, 2014, 01:19:34 PM »
Quote from: ChuckD on April 01, 2014, 01:10:33 PM
Quote from: Slaky on April 01, 2014, 12:45:54 PM
bullpen'd

offense'd

bad team'd

Are you surprised or something?

Well, I was promised 77 wins. Now what the fuck?
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Re: Opening. Day. Female. Odges.
« Reply #437 on: April 01, 2014, 01:29:21 PM »
Quote from: ChuckD on April 01, 2014, 01:10:33 PM
Quote from: Slaky on April 01, 2014, 12:45:54 PM
bullpen'd

offense'd

bad team'd

Are you surprised or something?


Maybe you skip all my posts (I would) - so in case you did, no. No I am not surprised.

Saul Goodman

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Re: Opening. Day. Female. Odges.
« Reply #438 on: April 01, 2014, 02:56:02 PM »
Quote from: Slaky on April 01, 2014, 12:45:54 PM
bullpen'd

offense'd

bad team'd

cubs'd
You two wanna go stick your wangs in a hornet's nest, it's a free country.  But how come I always gotta get sloppy seconds, huh?

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Re: Opening. Day. Female. Odges.
« Reply #439 on: April 02, 2014, 08:45:01 AM »
TIME TO POST!

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Re: Opening. Day. Female. Odges.
« Reply #440 on: April 03, 2014, 08:13:36 AM »
Villanueva sucks, obvi. 2 games. 2 losses. Ejax, your move

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Re: Opening. Day. Female. Odges.
« Reply #441 on: April 03, 2014, 10:08:18 AM »
Quote from: Yeti on April 03, 2014, 08:13:36 AM
Villanueva sucks, obvi. 2 games. 2 losses. Ejax, your move

He lost twice on Opening Day?
I can't believe I even know these people. I'm ashamed of my internet life.

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Re: Opening. Day. Female. Odges.
« Reply #442 on: April 03, 2014, 10:09:41 AM »
Quote from: PenFoe on April 03, 2014, 10:08:18 AM
Quote from: Yeti on April 03, 2014, 08:13:36 AM
Villanueva sucks, obvi. 2 games. 2 losses. Ejax, your move

He lost twice on Opening Day?

Yes

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Re: Opening. Day. Female. Odges.
« Reply #443 on: April 03, 2014, 11:08:04 AM »
Quote from: Yeti on April 03, 2014, 10:09:41 AM
Quote from: PenFoe on April 03, 2014, 10:08:18 AM
Quote from: Yeti on April 03, 2014, 08:13:36 AM
Villanueva sucks, obvi. 2 games. 2 losses. Ejax, your move

He lost twice on Opening Day?

Yes

What he lost, what he never had.
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Re: Opening. Day. Female. Odges.
« Reply #444 on: April 04, 2014, 11:40:21 PM »
Quote from: Sterling Archer on March 31, 2014, 12:35:47 PM
DPD: Should I wait to see if Bonifacio changes his number or just go ahead and order my #64 shirsey now?
Which comes first, Bonifacio is released or Ron Coomer learns how to pronounce his name correctly? (hint to Ron: it's not Bone-i-fash-io).

Saul Goodman

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Re: Opening. Day. Female. Odges.
« Reply #445 on: April 05, 2014, 01:12:31 AM »
Quote from: Shooter on April 04, 2014, 11:40:21 PM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on March 31, 2014, 12:35:47 PM
DPD: Should I wait to see if Bonifacio changes his number or just go ahead and order my #64 shirsey now?
Which comes first, Bonifacio is released or Ron Coomer learns how to pronounce his name correctly? (hint to Ron: it's not Bone-i-fash-io).

How about whether Bonifacio is released or Ron Coomer learns how to talk? The few innings I heard were pretty rough.
You two wanna go stick your wangs in a hornet's nest, it's a free country.  But how come I always gotta get sloppy seconds, huh?

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Re: Opening. Day. Female. Odges.
« Reply #446 on: April 05, 2014, 05:59:35 AM »
I just had a quick look at Baseball Reference to find out when the Cubs last went through a season without ever seeing .500.  I didn't have to search long.
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Re: Opening. Day. Female. Odges.
« Reply #447 on: April 06, 2015, 02:54:03 AM »
So, I was away yesterday and missed my traditional annual bump of this thread.  I watched the game on mlb.tv this morning and was delighted to see that the Cubs have started as they mean to go on.  I'm calling it.  Cubs' season, time of death: 5th April 2014, some time around when Jon Lester took the mound.  What a loser.
Your toilet's broken, Dave, but I fixed it.

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Re: Opening. Day. Female. Odges.
« Reply #448 on: April 06, 2015, 08:01:07 AM »
Quote from: Tonker on April 06, 2015, 02:54:03 AM
So, I was away yesterday and missed my traditional annual bump of this thread.  I watched the game on mlb.tv this morning and was delighted to see that the Cubs have started as they mean to go on.  I'm calling it.  Cubs' season, time of death: 5th April 2014, some time around when Jon Lester took the mound.  What a loser.

That death seems...premature.

Tonker

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Re: Opening. Day. Female. Odges.
« Reply #449 on: April 06, 2015, 08:24:41 AM »
Quote from: CT III on April 06, 2015, 08:01:07 AM
Quote from: Tonker on April 06, 2015, 02:54:03 AM
So, I was away yesterday and missed my traditional annual bump of this thread.  I watched the game on mlb.tv this morning and was delighted to see that the Cubs have started as they mean to go on.  I'm calling it.  Cubs' season, time of death: 5th April 2014, some time around when Jon Lester took the mound.  What a loser.

That death seems...premature.

Nope.  I swaw this coming a year ago.
Your toilet's broken, Dave, but I fixed it.