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Tonker

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Re: Opening. Day. Female. Odges.
« Reply #450 on: April 04, 2016, 08:30:38 AM »
Nearly forgot my annual bump.  If the Cubs win it all this time, I promise to let this thread rest in peace hereafter.

Goddamn, I fucking love opening day, though.
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Re: Opening. Day. Female. Odges.
« Reply #451 on: April 04, 2016, 08:44:22 AM »
Quote from: Tonker on April 04, 2016, 08:30:38 AM
Nearly forgot my annual bump.  If the Cubs win it all this time, I promise to let this thread rest in peace hereafter.

Goddamn, I fucking love opening day, though.

IF???

The only questions are when and how many.
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ChuckD

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Re: Opening. Day. Female. Odges.
« Reply #452 on: April 04, 2016, 08:47:07 AM »
Quote from: Median Desipio Chucklehead on April 04, 2016, 08:44:22 AM
Quote from: Tonker on April 04, 2016, 08:30:38 AM
Nearly forgot my annual bump.  If the Cubs win it all this time, I promise to let this thread rest in peace hereafter.

Goddamn, I fucking love opening day, though.

IF???

The only questions are when and how many.

When they get eliminated in August, I'm going to come egg your house. Maybe worse.
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Re: Opening. Day. Female. Odges.
« Reply #453 on: April 04, 2016, 09:15:12 AM »
Quote from: ChuckD on April 04, 2016, 08:47:07 AM
Quote from: Median Desipio Chucklehead on April 04, 2016, 08:44:22 AM
Quote from: Tonker on April 04, 2016, 08:30:38 AM
Nearly forgot my annual bump.  If the Cubs win it all this time, I promise to let this thread rest in peace hereafter.

Goddamn, I fucking love opening day, though.

IF???

The only questions are when and how many.

When they get eliminated in August, I'm going to come egg your house. Maybe worse.

When they win in November, bring the eggs and make me a fucking omelette.
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Re: Opening. Day. Female. Odges.
« Reply #454 on: April 04, 2016, 07:15:56 PM »
Sweet L-rd, I finally have a reason to reoccupy the kitchen tonight.
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Re: Opening. Day. Female. Odges.
« Reply #455 on: April 04, 2016, 11:43:42 PM »
Quote from: Wheezer on April 04, 2016, 07:15:56 PM
Sweet L-rd, I finally have a reason to reoccupy the kitchen tonight.

And we all have a reason to reoccupy bonerstreet.  The chubs I got watching the disciplined ABs and making Richards work and work and work in that 4th inning have been missed.
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Re: Opening. Day. Female. Odges.
« Reply #456 on: April 05, 2016, 10:28:08 AM »
Quote from: CubFaninHydePark on April 04, 2016, 11:43:42 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on April 04, 2016, 07:15:56 PM
Sweet L-rd, I finally have a reason to reoccupy the kitchen tonight.

And we all have a reason to reoccupy bonerstreet.  The chubs I got watching the disciplined ABs and making Richards work and work and work in that 4th inning have been missed.

If baseball were like football and we only had one damn game a week to look forward to, last night's dissection of the Los Angeles Assclowns of Anaheim would satiate me for a few days before I started jonesing for another dose of that good shit. But baseball is every damn day and I can just lay back and enjoy it again this evening. Granted, there won't be Jake Arrieta or the glorious influx of Crying Jordan memes that flooded my interwebs after the UNC dickpunch in the NCAA Title Game but man. Give me 161+ more of this, please. Ok, thanks. Bye.
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Re: Opening. Day. Female. Odges.
« Reply #457 on: March 29, 2018, 03:18:53 AM »
Looks like I didn't do this last year - I was probably too busy getting my feet rubbed by Asian birds.  Still, never mind, here we are again:

IT'S OPENING FUCKING DAY, OGDENS!

Fucking get it right up you, Winter.  Got a good feeling about this team.
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Re: Opening. Day. Female. Odges.
« Reply #458 on: March 29, 2018, 08:19:21 AM »
Quote from: Tonker on March 29, 2018, 03:18:53 AM
Looks like I didn't do this last year - I was probably too busy getting my feet rubbed by Asian birds.  Still, never mind, here we are again:

IT'S OPENING FUCKING DAY, OGDENS!

Fucking get it right up you, Winter.  Got a good feeling about this team.

You didn't do it last year because:

Quote from: Tonker on March 29, 2018, 03:18:53 AM
Nearly forgot my annual bump.  If the Cubs win it all this time, I promise to let this thread rest in peace hereafter.

Goddamn, I fucking love opening day, though.
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Re: Opening. Day. Female. Odges.
« Reply #459 on: March 29, 2018, 08:19:27 AM »
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on April 04, 2016, 09:15:12 AM
Quote from: ChuckD on April 04, 2016, 08:47:07 AM
Quote from: Median Desipio Chucklehead on April 04, 2016, 08:44:22 AM
Quote from: Tonker on April 04, 2016, 08:30:38 AM
Nearly forgot my annual bump.  If the Cubs win it all this time, I promise to let this thread rest in peace hereafter.

Goddamn, I fucking love opening day, though.

IF???

The only questions are when and how many.

When they get eliminated in August, I'm going to come egg your house. Maybe worse.

When they win in November, bring the eggs and make me a fucking omelette.

ChuckD, I'm still waiting for my fucking omelette.
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Re: Opening. Day. Female. Odges.
« Reply #460 on: March 29, 2018, 10:00:30 AM »
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on March 29, 2018, 08:19:27 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on April 04, 2016, 09:15:12 AM
Quote from: ChuckD on April 04, 2016, 08:47:07 AM
Quote from: Median Desipio Chucklehead on April 04, 2016, 08:44:22 AM
Quote from: Tonker on April 04, 2016, 08:30:38 AM
Nearly forgot my annual bump.  If the Cubs win it all this time, I promise to let this thread rest in peace hereafter.

Goddamn, I fucking love opening day, though.

IF???

The only questions are when and how many.

When they get eliminated in August, I'm going to come egg your house. Maybe worse.

When they win in November, bring the eggs and make me a fucking omelette.

ChuckD, I'm still waiting for my fucking omelette.

*looks at stopped clock on the wall*

It's definitely time.
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Re: Opening. Day. Female. Odges.
« Reply #461 on: March 29, 2018, 11:44:32 AM »
Pretty good start after one batter, no?
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Re: Opening. Day. Female. Odges.
« Reply #462 on: April 09, 2018, 12:39:37 PM »
this weather can blow me
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Re: Opening. Day. Female. Odges.
« Reply #463 on: April 09, 2018, 02:18:43 PM »
Quote from: SKO on April 09, 2018, 12:39:37 PM
this weather can blow me
At about 18 mph out of the southwest.
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Re: Opening. Day. Female. Odges.
« Reply #464 on: April 09, 2018, 04:47:54 PM »
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on April 09, 2018, 02:18:43 PM
Quote from: SKO on April 09, 2018, 12:39:37 PM
this weather can blow me
At about 18 mph out of the southwest northeast.
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