Opening. Day. Female. Odges.

[Tonker]

I positive opening day, as does teh osn :



Teh iwfe took that, this morning while I was at work.  Whattagirl.

I know Mike's all for not dragging your kids into the same misery we suffer, but opening day comes round and all reason goes out the window.  Me and my boy can't wait.  Anybody else excited as a hound with two wangs?

GO.  TEH.  UFCKING.  CUBS.

[Grandmaster Wang]

Honesty compels me to say that I am already wondering about the visibility, and hoping that somehow Messmer can disguise himself as a potato man and gain access to the PA system long enough for a "Brave!"

[thehawk]

New Day, New Season, and a New Owner it appears

As my soon to be 2-year old puts it oooo Ubs

Tonks. great picture, he has a slightly bewildered look (much like too many cubs outfielders but i postitve not there)

[JS]

I positive opening day.


Go Cubs.

[Slaky!]

Tonk that's great. It's easy as hell to say you wouldn't raise your kid as a Cub fan when it's August and we're 20 games out, but today...today is the one day where things don't quite suck yet. Ima enjoy the piss out of it.

[Taylor]

The 100th anniversary of the Cubs first World Series title. Fellow Cub fans (raises drink) here's to another season. Cheers.

[Apexx]

I postive:

1. Tonk's impeccable usage of my fucked new language in definitely a few posts lately. I'm going global you abstard.s
2. Carlos Zambrano's alleged new contract. He's ours, all ours.
3. The fact that I have tickets to both Wed. and Thurs. games this week. Nisanit.y Hsoul.d Nesu.e
4. Derrick MF Lee back with a vengeance and destined to prove that HE and only HE is the best player in baseball. Fuck you, Albert.
5. Aramis Ramirez who I positive will get off to a hot start this year unlike years past. Why? Because he's older and wiser now and because Lou might jack him up for real-real if he doesn't.
6. Andy writing occasionally.
7. Andy quoting JD in his latest offering.
8. My boss being out today allowing me to take a looooong lunch at the local watering hole.
9. The fact that February, March and baseketball hell are finally deader than Jerry Garcia and ...
10. OPENING AD!!!!!Y

[Slaky!]

Despite the CinncinNasty being an unripened shitbox of a hellhole (phew), I envy you. I gotta wait until cold, bitter April 9th to see our assholes play the Trolls.

[Apexx]

Despite the CinncinNasty being an unripened shitbox of a hellhole (phew), I envy you. I gotta wait until cold, bitter April 9th to see our assholes play the Trolls.

Cincy's not so bad. If you drink enough beer and wine it smells just like Kentucky. Or if you don't even.

[CT II]

Despite the CinncinNasty being an unripened shitbox of a hellhole (phew), I envy you. I gotta wait until cold, bitter April 9th to see our assholes play the Trolls.

Cincy's not so bad. If you drink enough beer and wine it smells just like Kentucky. Or if you don't even.

And that's not so bad?

[bozos72]

Despite the CinncinNasty being an unripened shitbox of a hellhole (phew), I envy you. I gotta wait until cold, bitter April 9th to see our assholes play the Trolls.

Cincy's not so bad. If you drink enough beer and wine it smells just like Kentucky. Or if you don't even.

I heard a while back that Kentucky is the biggest exported of weed to the rest of the country.  So, there's that.

This is the first Opening Day I haven't had to work in a while.  I'm going to positive the hell out of it.

[Andy]

The best thing about this opening day is that every team is undefeated.

Except for the Cardinals.

[JD, Too]

Despite the CinncinNasty being an unripened shitbox of a hellhole (phew), I envy you. I gotta wait until cold, bitter April 9th to see our assholes play the Trolls.

Cincy's not so bad. If you drink enough beer and wine it smells just like Kentucky. Or if you don't even.

And that's not so bad?

Hey, ya old busta!  I was born in Kentucky!  HopTown if you're keeping score at home. 

[CT II]

Despite the CinncinNasty being an unripened shitbox of a hellhole (phew), I envy you. I gotta wait until cold, bitter April 9th to see our assholes play the Trolls.

Cincy's not so bad. If you drink enough beer and wine it smells just like Kentucky. Or if you don't even.

And that's not so bad?

Hey, ya old busta!  I was born in Kentucky!  HopTown if you're keeping score at home. 

I notice you no longer live there.

[Indolent Reader]

I lived in Tennessee for a few years and always found it humorous that the yokels down there made fun of the Kentuckians.