Why Joe Morgan should be fired(again)

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Arguably the GREATEST photo in history.

Intrepid Reader: Dusty Baker

I was on deck when Hank tagged up, dude.

[Brownie]

Tim Kurkjian positives Joe Morgan's thinking.

[Eli]

Tim Kurkjian positives Joe Morgan's thinking.

The first comment on that article:

The Sac Fly...The most unselfish play in baseball, To me it is one of the most underated stats in all of sports...In any other sports is there one single play in which you get a positive credit on your stats by giving yourself up? Its one of the main reasons I have Sac Flys worth more than homeruns in most of my leagues

Guh.

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Arguably the GREATEST photo in history.

Um, yes and I saw one of Gisele in Vanity Fair today (I didn't buy it, I only flipped through while waiting for my ADD Meds at Jewel) that would probably win your hypothetical argument. But this is very strong because it's b/w. That always carries extra weight.





NOTTE.

[powen01]

Arguably the GREATEST photo in history.

Um, yes and I saw one of Gisele in Vanity Fair today (I didn't buy it, I only flipped through while waiting for my ADD Meds at Jewel) that would probably win your hypothetical argument. But this is very strong because it's b/w. That always carries extra weight.





NOTTE.

Are you talking about the one at the beginning of the magazine way before the article?  Yeah.  That picture deserves it's own thread.

[Eli]

Um, yes and I saw one of Gisele in Vanity Fair today (I didn't buy it, I only flipped through while waiting for my ADD Meds at Jewel) that would probably win your hypothetical argument. But this is very strong because it's b/w. That always carries extra weight.

Not sure which one you're referring to, so I guess I'll have to post a few of them just to make sure.

[morpheus]

Um, yes and I saw one of Gisele in Vanity Fair today (I didn't buy it, I only flipped through while waiting for my ADD Meds at Jewel) that would probably win your hypothetical argument. But this is very strong because it's b/w. That always carries extra weight.

Not sure which one you're referring to, so I guess I'll have to post a few of them just to make sure.

Good God.  Don't those belong in the "Holy Erections" thread? 

[ChuckD]

This:



will never fail to make me think of this:

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This:



will never fail to make me think of this:

Aaaaaahhh...Uschi Digard...one of the greats from the Russ Meyer flicks.

[morpheus]

This:



will never fail to make me think of this:

KENTUCKY FRIED MOVIE!!!!

[CBStew]

Um, yes and I saw one of Gisele in Vanity Fair today (I didn't buy it, I only flipped through while waiting for my ADD Meds at Jewel) that would probably win your hypothetical argument. But this is very strong because it's b/w. That always carries extra weight.

Not sure which one you're referring to, so I guess I'll have to post a few of them just to make sure.

Good God.  Don't those belong in the "Holy Erections" thread? 

What do these photos have to do with the sacrifice fly? 

[MidgetSellingWater]

Um, yes and I saw one of Gisele in Vanity Fair today (I didn't buy it, I only flipped through while waiting for my ADD Meds at Jewel) that would probably win your hypothetical argument. But this is very strong because it's b/w. That always carries extra weight.

Not sure which one you're referring to, so I guess I'll have to post a few of them just to make sure.

Good God.  Don't those belong in the "Holy Erections" thread? 

What do these photos have to do with the sacrifice fly? 

There's a "I'll sacrifice my fly..." joke somewhere in there, but I'll be damned if I can figure out what it is.

[Philberto]

Um, yes and I saw one of Gisele in Vanity Fair today (I didn't buy it, I only flipped through while waiting for my ADD Meds at Jewel) that would probably win your hypothetical argument. But this is very strong because it's b/w. That always carries extra weight.

Not sure which one you're referring to, so I guess I'll have to post a few of them just to make sure.

Good God.  Don't those belong in the "Holy Erections" thread? 

What do these photos have to do with the sacrifice fly? 

There's a "I'll sacrifice my fly..." joke somewhere in there, but I'll be damned if I can figure out what it is.

She's not impressive

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Um, yes and I saw one of Gisele in Vanity Fair today (I didn't buy it, I only flipped through while waiting for my ADD Meds at Jewel) that would probably win your hypothetical argument. But this is very strong because it's b/w. That always carries extra weight.

Not sure which one you're referring to, so I guess I'll have to post a few of them just to make sure.

Good God.  Don't those belong in the "Holy Erections" thread? 

What do these photos have to do with the sacrifice fly? 

There's a "I'll sacrifice my fly..." joke somewhere in there, but I'll be damned if I can figure out what it is.

She's not impressive

Time for you to up the dosage of your anti-ghey pills to allow for your weight gain.

[Simmer]

I'm only half watching this Padres @ Mets game on ESPN2, but Rachel Robinson joined the booth in the top of the 3rd inning, allowing for this exchange.  I may have misheard it, but even if I did, I'm going to pretend that I didn't:

Joe Morgan:  Everybody called him Jackie.
Rachel Robinson:  I never called him Jackie.