Why Joe Morgan should be fired(again)

[Apexx]

That's it? Damn, I thought it was a real blog. I got all excited over nothin'. That Slaky's such a cock tease it's ridiculous.

[Al Yellon]

Still waiting for that link...

Here it is.  What you've ALL been waiting for!  Slaky's blog!

Anyone know of place that's hiring?

Also, I closed it quickly. Was that a man having sex with an octopus?

[Kermit]

Still waiting for that link...

Here it is.  What you've ALL been waiting for!  Slaky's blog!

Anyone know of place that's hiring?

Also, I closed it quickly. Was that a man having sex with an octopus?

Close.  Scorpion.  Thanks to TimmyB for introducing that nightmare into my world.

[JD, Too]

Still waiting for that link...

Here it is.  What you've ALL been waiting for!  Slaky's blog!

Anyone know of place that's hiring?

Also, I closed it quickly. Was that a man having sex with an octopus?

Sorry. 

It's a scorpion.  That's TimmyB doing the loving, I heard.  Slaky took the picture, though.  And Kermit cleaned the sheets because he always has to clean up TimmyB's messes.

[Timmy B]

Still waiting for that link...

Here it is.  What you've ALL been waiting for!  Slaky's blog!

Anyone know of place that's hiring?

Also, I closed it quickly. Was that a man having sex with an octopus?

Sorry. 

It's a scorpion.  That's TimmyB doing the loving, I heard.  Slaky took the picture, though.  And Kermit cleaned the sheets because he always has to clean up TimmyB's messes.

What can I say? She was a squirter.

[EG]

Still waiting for that link...

Here it is.  What you've ALL been waiting for!  Slaky's blog!

Anyone know of place that's hiring?

Also, I closed it quickly. Was that a man having sex with an octopus?

Sorry. 

It's a scorpion.  That's TimmyB doing the loving, I heard.  Slaky took the picture, though.  And Kermit cleaned the sheets because he always has to clean up TimmyB's messes.

What can I say? She was a squirter.

Sorry to disappoint you, but that was a male scorpion.

[Kermit]

Still waiting for that link...

Here it is.  What you've ALL been waiting for!  Slaky's blog!

Anyone know of place that's hiring?

Also, I closed it quickly. Was that a man having sex with an octopus?

Sorry. 

It's a scorpion.  That's TimmyB doing the loving, I heard.  Slaky took the picture, though.  And Kermit cleaned the sheets because he always has to clean up TimmyB's messes.

What can I say? She was a squirter.

How foolish it was of me to think that image couldn't get worse.

[Timmy B]

Still waiting for that link...

Here it is.  What you've ALL been waiting for!  Slaky's blog!

Anyone know of place that's hiring?

Also, I closed it quickly. Was that a man having sex with an octopus?

Sorry. 

It's a scorpion.  That's TimmyB doing the loving, I heard.  Slaky took the picture, though.  And Kermit cleaned the sheets because he always has to clean up TimmyB's messes.

What can I say? She was a squirter.

Sorry to disappoint you, but that was a male scorpion.

I was wondering why it burns when I go to the bathroom.

[Down In Front]

Still waiting for that link...

Here it is.  What you've ALL been waiting for!  Slaky's blog!

Anyone know of place that's hiring?

Also, I closed it quickly. Was that a man having sex with an octopus?

Sorry. 

It's a scorpion.  That's TimmyB doing the loving, I heard.  Slaky took the picture, though.  And Kermit cleaned the sheets because he always has to clean up TimmyB's messes.

What can I say? She was a squirter.

How foolish it was of me to think that image couldn't get worse.

Good. 

GOOD.

[Tinker to Evers to Chance]

Still waiting for that link...

Here it is.  What you've ALL been waiting for!  Slaky's blog!

Anyone know of place that's hiring?

Also, I closed it quickly. Was that a man having sex with an octopus?

Sorry. 

It's a scorpion.  That's TimmyB doing the loving, I heard.  Slaky took the picture, though.  And Kermit cleaned the sheets because he always has to clean up TimmyB's messes.

What can I say? She was a squirter.

Sorry to disappoint you, but that was a male scorpion.

Damn, and here I thought that was just the hottest eHarmony chick I'd ever seen.

[helloWorld]

Still waiting for that link...

Here it is.  What you've ALL been waiting for!  Slaky's blog!

Anyone know of place that's hiring?

Also, I closed it quickly. Was that a man having sex with an octopus?

Sorry. 

It's a scorpion.  That's TimmyB doing the loving, I heard.  Slaky took the picture, though.  And Kermit cleaned the sheets because he always has to clean up TimmyB's messes.

What can I say? She was a squirter.

How foolish it was of me to think that image couldn't get worse.

It is a horrible image and I would prefer never to see it agaiin.

and I will not be checking this thread again, as I know there is a great deal of negative here (JD's jorts excluded of course).  I negative Timminy and the scorp. 

[Slaky!]

Still waiting for that link...

Here it is.  What you've ALL been waiting for!  Slaky's blog!

Anyone know of place that's hiring?

Also, I closed it quickly. Was that a man having sex with an octopus?

Sorry. 

It's a scorpion.  That's TimmyB doing the loving, I heard.  Slaky took the picture, though.  And Kermit cleaned the sheets because he always has to clean up TimmyB's messes.

What can I say? She was a squirter.

Sorry to disappoint you, but that was a male scorpion.

Damn, and here I thought that was just the hottest eHarmony chick I'd ever seen.

I went out with her. It was average. She didn't offer to pay. Chivalry is dead. Six armed claw havin' bitch. Eight arms? Whatever.

[Down In Front]

It's Cowherd.  I don't know why people listen to that guy. 

They do? 

Apparently.  His listeners brought down the Big Lead.  Or something.  That sucks, too, because I liked that one.  Why didn't he go after Deadspin?  Because he's a tool, obviously. 

Nerd Wars.  Take two.

http://awfulannouncing.blogspot.com/2007/04/blogging-community-is-mildly-upset-with.html

A list of all the blogs ragging on this jamoke.  I only read a few, but the Kissing Suzy Kolber takedown was funny.  Also, look which one is listed 24th down the list.

Kind of a coincidence that his name came up here in relation to how he got into the bloggers' crosshairs a few months ago by ripping off material uncredited.  It was as if we conjured him up one moment (even though I was originally thinking of Eric The Silly Ass) , and the next moment--*BLAMMO* he's pissing off the blogosphere again.  That's right--I'm taking credit for Colin Cowhered being involved in a blogwar.

[Timmy B]

Still waiting for that link...

Here it is.  What you've ALL been waiting for!  Slaky's blog!

Anyone know of place that's hiring?

Also, I closed it quickly. Was that a man having sex with an octopus?

Sorry. 

It's a scorpion.  That's TimmyB doing the loving, I heard.  Slaky took the picture, though.  And Kermit cleaned the sheets because he always has to clean up TimmyB's messes.

What can I say? She was a squirter.

How foolish it was of me to think that image couldn't get worse.

It is a horrible image and I would prefer never to see it agaiin.

and I will not be checking this thread again, as I know there is a great deal of negative here (JD's jorts excluded of course).  I negative Timminy and the scorp. 

Don't be negativin'. It's a Saturday. There's no need for Hatorade.

[JD, Too]

Still waiting for that link...

Here it is.  What you've ALL been waiting for!  Slaky's blog!

Anyone know of place that's hiring?

Also, I closed it quickly. Was that a man having sex with an octopus?

Sorry. 

It's a scorpion.  That's TimmyB doing the loving, I heard.  Slaky took the picture, though.  And Kermit cleaned the sheets because he always has to clean up TimmyB's messes.

What can I say? She was a squirter.

How foolish it was of me to think that image couldn't get worse.

It is a horrible image and I would prefer never to see it agaiin.

and I will not be checking this thread again, as I know there is a great deal of negative here (JD's jorts excluded of course).  I negative Timminy and the scorp. 

What?  Don't negative Timmy B.  He's got a fine booty and an even tan.