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Thrillho

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #1305 on: June 18, 2008, 12:11:03 PM »
Quote from: butthead on June 18, 2008, 12:04:26 PM
Quote from: 5laky on June 18, 2008, 11:40:45 AM
Quote from: Thrillho on June 18, 2008, 11:38:30 AM
Quote from: 5laky on June 18, 2008, 11:20:57 AM
Quote from: Thrillho on June 18, 2008, 11:10:37 AM
Quote from: Taylor2 on June 18, 2008, 11:07:18 AM
Quote from: Thrillho on June 18, 2008, 10:25:22 AM
Quote from: 5laky on June 18, 2008, 10:17:21 AM
Anyone notice the newest member? Awesome.

TrueBlueBrewCrew? Awesome?

Or did you mean Gabors Jockstrap?

I'm think it's BillyLikesSoda. But what kind of soda does Billy like? Maybe all kinds. He should let us know.

I think it was BillyLikesSoda who dropped into the SBox yesterday to share a new Soto nickname...

Don Geovany, or: "The Don"

Don Geovany? WHO'S THAT DUDE?

This sounded familiar, but I have to admit I had to Google it.

It has been a while since I've seen Dirty Work.

I never thought I would get the chance to use that quote. You've made me a happy bastard.

Never thought you'd get a chance to use that quote? When do you not use that quote?

FACE!
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EXT. COUNTRY HWY - DITCH - ESTABLISHING

                BOZ
     I'm a...

We zoom in tight on BOZ'S intense fucking eyes

                BOZ
           (incredulous)
     ...BANKER?!

SPFX: Something FUCKING explodes! HOLY SHIT!

5laky

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #1306 on: June 18, 2008, 12:32:37 PM »
Quote from: Thrillho on June 18, 2008, 12:11:03 PM
Quote from: butthead on June 18, 2008, 12:04:26 PM
Quote from: 5laky on June 18, 2008, 11:40:45 AM
Quote from: Thrillho on June 18, 2008, 11:38:30 AM
Quote from: 5laky on June 18, 2008, 11:20:57 AM
Quote from: Thrillho on June 18, 2008, 11:10:37 AM
Quote from: Taylor2 on June 18, 2008, 11:07:18 AM
Quote from: Thrillho on June 18, 2008, 10:25:22 AM
Quote from: 5laky on June 18, 2008, 10:17:21 AM
Anyone notice the newest member? Awesome.

TrueBlueBrewCrew? Awesome?

Or did you mean Gabors Jockstrap?

I'm think it's BillyLikesSoda. But what kind of soda does Billy like? Maybe all kinds. He should let us know.

I think it was BillyLikesSoda who dropped into the SBox yesterday to share a new Soto nickname...

Don Geovany, or: "The Don"

Don Geovany? WHO'S THAT DUDE?

This sounded familiar, but I have to admit I had to Google it.

It has been a while since I've seen Dirty Work.

I never thought I would get the chance to use that quote TODAY. You've made me a happy bastard.

Never thought you'd get a chance to use that quote? When do you not use that quote?

FACE!

Fixed?
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Indolent Reader

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #1307 on: June 18, 2008, 03:08:51 PM »
That Cardinals dude is married?  He looks about fitteen, sitteen, max.
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Taylor2

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #1308 on: June 18, 2008, 03:21:07 PM »
Quote from: Indolent Reader on June 18, 2008, 03:08:51 PM
That Cardinals dude is married?  He looks about fitteen, sitteen, max.

Is that a little old to get married in Missourah?
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butthead

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #1309 on: June 18, 2008, 03:34:23 PM »
Quote from: Taylor2 on June 18, 2008, 03:21:07 PM
Quote from: Indolent Reader on June 18, 2008, 03:08:51 PM
That Cardinals dude is married?  He looks about fitteen, sitteen, max.

Is that a little old to get married in Missourah?

It depends on how old his sister is.
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Andy

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #1310 on: June 18, 2008, 05:12:52 PM »
He's not married.  It's a cock ring.
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PTanner

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #1311 on: June 19, 2008, 05:41:14 AM »
Quote from: Andy on June 18, 2008, 05:12:52 PM
He's not married.  It's a cock ring.

Autographed by Derrek Lee?
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Don't read too much into any of it. It's Rozner. He's a fucking idiot.

5laky

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #1312 on: June 19, 2008, 08:53:30 AM »
Quote from: PTanner on June 19, 2008, 05:41:14 AM
Quote from: Andy on June 18, 2008, 05:12:52 PM
He's not married.  It's a cock ring.

Autographed by Derrek Lee?

You mean Blace? Derrek Lee can suck one right now.
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Andre Dawson's Creek

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #1313 on: June 19, 2008, 08:59:58 AM »
Quote from: 5laky on June 19, 2008, 08:53:30 AM
Quote from: PTanner on June 19, 2008, 05:41:14 AM
Quote from: Andy on June 18, 2008, 05:12:52 PM
He's not married.  It's a cock ring.

Autographed by Derrek Lee?

You mean Blace? Derrek Lee can sucks one right now.

Choi'd
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Alright ,uh, later dudes, S you in your A's, dont wear a C, and J all over your B's.

5laky

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #1314 on: June 19, 2008, 09:01:08 AM »
Quote from: Andre Dawson's Creek on June 19, 2008, 08:59:58 AM
Quote from: 5laky on June 19, 2008, 08:53:30 AM
Quote from: PTanner on June 19, 2008, 05:41:14 AM
Quote from: Andy on June 18, 2008, 05:12:52 PM
He's not married.  It's a cock ring.

Autographed by Derrek Lee?

You mean Blace? Derrek Lee can sucks one right now.

Choi'd Blee Seop'd

Black Hee Seop'd aka Apex'd.
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Thrillho

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #1315 on: June 19, 2008, 09:36:43 AM »
Quote from: 5laky on June 19, 2008, 09:01:08 AM
Quote from: Andre Dawson's Creek on June 19, 2008, 08:59:58 AM
Quote from: 5laky on June 19, 2008, 08:53:30 AM
Quote from: PTanner on June 19, 2008, 05:41:14 AM
Quote from: Andy on June 18, 2008, 05:12:52 PM
He's not married.  It's a cock ring.

Autographed by Derrek Lee?

You mean Blace? Derrek Lee can sucks one right now.

Choi'd Blee Seop'd

Black Hee Seop'd aka Apex'd.

Black Red Choi?

But anyways: DLee...

.232/.328/.339/.667 in June (last 15 games)
.278/.400/.444/.844 in his last 10
.294/.478/.412/.890 in his last 5
.283/.347/.500/.847 on the season

This is a trend we like to see, right?

I mean, he may be roping singles like St. Ginger of the PCL, but he's drawing the walks as well. And just 2 GIDP on the month vs. 7 RBI (13 vs. 44 on the season).
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FADE IN:

EXT. COUNTRY HWY - DITCH - ESTABLISHING

                BOZ
     I'm a...

We zoom in tight on BOZ'S intense fucking eyes

                BOZ
           (incredulous)
     ...BANKER?!

SPFX: Something FUCKING explodes! HOLY SHIT!

5laky

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #1316 on: June 19, 2008, 09:51:18 AM »
Quote from: Thrillho on June 19, 2008, 09:36:43 AM
Quote from: 5laky on June 19, 2008, 09:01:08 AM
Quote from: Andre Dawson's Creek on June 19, 2008, 08:59:58 AM
Quote from: 5laky on June 19, 2008, 08:53:30 AM
Quote from: PTanner on June 19, 2008, 05:41:14 AM
Quote from: Andy on June 18, 2008, 05:12:52 PM
He's not married.  It's a cock ring.

Autographed by Derrek Lee?

You mean Blace? Derrek Lee can sucks one right now.

Choi'd Blee Seop'd

Black Hee Seop'd aka Apex'd.

Black Red Choi?

But anyways: DLee...

.232/.328/.339/.667 in June (last 15 games)
.278/.400/.444/.844 in his last 10
.294/.478/.412/.890 in his last 5
.283/.347/.500/.847 on the season

This is a trend we like to see, right?

I mean, he may be roping singles like St. Ginger of the PCL, but he's drawing the walks as well. And just 2 GIDP on the month vs. 7 RBI (13 vs. 44 on the season).

This is one of those times where I'm going to ignore all quantifiable evidence and just throw out a blanket statement: Derrek Lee is pissing me off lately.

These feelings will pass.
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Internet Apex

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #1317 on: June 19, 2008, 03:48:18 PM »
Quote from: Thrillho on June 19, 2008, 09:36:43 AM
Quote from: 5laky on June 19, 2008, 09:01:08 AM
Quote from: Andre Dawson's Creek on June 19, 2008, 08:59:58 AM
Quote from: 5laky on June 19, 2008, 08:53:30 AM
Quote from: PTanner on June 19, 2008, 05:41:14 AM
Quote from: Andy on June 18, 2008, 05:12:52 PM
He's not married.  It's a cock ring.

Autographed by Derrek Lee?

You mean Blace? Derrek Lee can sucks one right now.

Choi'd Blee Seop'd

Black Hee Seop'd aka Apex'd.

Black Red Choi?

But anyways: DLee...

.232/.328/.339/.667 in June (last 15 games)
.278/.400/.444/.844 in his last 10
.294/.478/.412/.890 in his last 5
.283/.347/.500/.847 on the season

This is a trend we like to see, right?

I mean, he may be roping singles like St. Ginger of the PCL, but he's drawing the walks as well. And just 2 GIDP on the month vs. 7 RBI (13 vs. 44 on the season).

Hurumph.
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LoneStarCubFan

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #1318 on: June 19, 2008, 04:04:46 PM »
Dear St. Louis:



Sincerely,

Kansas City
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Hawkeye's clutchness

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #1319 on: June 20, 2008, 12:58:14 PM »
what is more ridiculous--Dave Bush throwing a no hitter for 7 or Fielder with his second career inside the park dinger yesterday? Looked like he was running to the buffet line.
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