"Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.

[Uncouth Sloth]

There's one team in the NL that no one wants to face in the playoffs.

The Cubs.

Stop worrying about having to face the Phillies, the Douchebacks, and the Brewers.  Let them worry about facing us

I'd be worried about facing you or powen but I don't strike fear in many.

No sense worrying until the proof is laid out before us

[morpheus]

There's one team in the NL that no one wants to face in the playoffs.

The Cubs.

Stop worrying about having to face the Phillies, the Douchebacks, and the Brewers.  Let them worry about facing us

I'd be worried about facing you or powen but I don't strike fear in many.

No sense worrying until the proof is laid out before us

You want proof?  Here's TEC:



He strikes fear into my heart.  Thank God we're usually on the same side.

[CT II]

There's one team in the NL that no one wants to face in the playoffs.

The Cubs.

Stop worrying about having to face the Phillies, the Douchebacks, and the Brewers.  Let them worry about facing us.

I approve this message.

[Jon]

There's one team in the NL that no one wants to face in the playoffs.

The Cubs.

Stop worrying about having to face the Phillies, the Douchebacks, and the Brewers.  Let them worry about facing us

I'd be worried about facing you or powen but I don't strike fear in many.

No sense worrying until the proof is laid out before us

You want proof?  Here's TEC:



He strikes fear into my heart.  Thank God we're usually on the same side.

Morph's drivers license photo:

[Quality Start Machine]

There's one team in the NL that no one wants to face in the playoffs.

The Cubs.

Stop worrying about having to face the Phillies, the Douchebacks, and the Brewers.  Let them worry about facing us

I'd be worried about facing you or powen but I don't strike fear in many.

No sense worrying until the proof is laid out before us

You want proof?  Here's TEC:



He strikes fear into my heart.  Thank God we're usually on the same side.

Morph's drivers license photo:

Don't you mean...

[Jon]

There's one team in the NL that no one wants to face in the playoffs.

The Cubs.

Stop worrying about having to face the Phillies, the Douchebacks, and the Brewers.  Let them worry about facing us

I'd be worried about facing you or powen but I don't strike fear in many.

No sense worrying until the proof is laid out before us

You want proof?  Here's TEC:



He strikes fear into my heart.  Thank God we're usually on the same side.

Morph's drivers license photo:

Don't you mean...

Yeah, but you know how bad everyone looks on their ID.

[Mike Douche]

There's one team in the NL that no one wants to face in the playoffs.

The Cubs.

Stop worrying about having to face the Phillies, the Douchebacks, and the Brewers.  Let them worry about facing us.

MR. DREAM IS RIGHT!

[Oleg]

You want proof?  Here's TEC:



He strikes fear into my heart.  Thank God we're usually on the same side.

I think I pissed off TEC once at Cody's.  We were both drunk.  I was a little scared.

[Quality Start Machine]

You want proof?  Here's TEC:



He strikes fear into my heart.  Thank God we're usually on the same side.

I think I pissed off TEC once at Cody's.  We were both drunk.  I was a little scared.

Scared of what? You piss everybody off.

[Hawkeye's clutchness]

GagME relieves Fat Bastard in Milwaukee. Giles immediately homers to tie the game. Boner Time.

[Mike Douche]

GagME relieves Fat Bastard in Milwaukee. Giles immediately homers to tie the game. Boner Time.

You mean Butchie pulled Cheese Curds out?

[Hawkeye's clutchness]

Yep. Dead Toast is starting to implode, much like last year.

[Tinker to Evers to Chance]

I know tonight sucked, and no one wants to think about this game. 

But still, consider this.

With a 9-1 lead Arroyo got left out there for 122 pitches.  So we've still got a reason to fucking love Dusty Baker.

[Quality Start Machine]

I know tonight sucked, and no one wants to think about this game. 

But still, consider this.

With a 9-1 lead Arroyo got left out there for 122 pitches.  So we've still got a reason to fucking love Dusty Baker.

Here's something to shock and mystify...

The Cincinnati media is wondering why DFB keeps playing Korey and Bako instead of giving younger players a shot.

[powen01]

I know tonight sucked, and no one wants to think about this game. 

But still, consider this.

With a 9-1 lead Arroyo got left out there for 122 pitches.  So we've still got a reason to fucking love Dusty Baker.

Here's something to shock and mystify...

The Cincinnati media is wondering why DFB keeps playing Korey and Bako instead of giving younger players a shot.

How else can he play the spoiler?