"Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.

[5laky]

10-0 Padres in the Miller Warehouse right now...Cubs have a golden chance to knock 2 off that magic number.

[5laky]

If you have MLB Extra Innings, you may want to check out the Padres-Brewers game.

I'll just say 6 more to go.

[fiveouts]

Only sixteen more losses from the Brewers and the Cubs will make the playoffs. 

[powen01]

Who do I have to stab to get these guys playing better baseball?

[Jon]

Who do I have to stab to get these guys playing better baseball?

Marlon Brando.

[powen01]

Who do I have to stab to get these guys playing better baseball?

Marlon Brando.

I've heard some experts say that Brando was quite the prankster in his later years.  "Kaufmanesque" if you will.

[fiveouts]

Who do I have to stab to get these guys playing better baseball?

Marlon Brando.

I've heard some experts say that Brando was quite the prankster in his later years.  "Kaufmanesque" if you will.

Kafkaesque?

[LoneStarCubFan]

Who do I have to stab to get these guys playing better baseball?

I'm not sure if he's the right guy but you should start with Cedeno.

[Wheezer]

Who do I have to stab to get these guys playing better baseball?

Marlon Brando.

I've heard some experts say that Brando was quite the prankster in his later years.  "Kaufmanesque" if you will.

Kafkaesque?

You're thinking of Gogol, no?

[Quality Start Machine]

Only sixteen more losses from the Brewers and the Cubs will make the playoffs. 

    Final           1   2   3   4   5   6   7   8   9   R   H   E
San Diego «   0   0   5   0   1   0   4   0   0   10   14   0
Milwaukee      0   0   0   0   0   0   0   1   0   1   2   2
W: C. Young (5-5) L: M. Parra (10-7)
HR: SD - C. Headley (9), K. Kouzmanoff (21)   MIL - G. Kapler (8)   
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The Brewers never had a chance, they were going against the guy who had the award for best pitcher named after him.

[Jon]

Who do I have to stab to get these guys playing better baseball?

Marlon Brando.

I've heard some experts say that Brando was quite the prankster in his later years.  "Kaufmanesque" if you will.

Kafkaesque?

You're thinking of Gogol, no?

I'm pretty sure Ian Curtis was.

[Dave B]

Let's hope the Reds harness all that excitement they showed after yesterday's walk-off gift and young Volquez can stick it up the Brewers' ying-yang tonight.

[Oleg]

Who do I have to stab to get these guys playing better baseball?

Marlon Brando.

I've heard some experts say that Brando was quite the prankster in his later years.  "Kaufmanesque" if you will.

Kafkaesque?

You're thinking of Gogol, no?

It's spelled "Google".

[Quality Start Machine]

Who do I have to stab to get these guys playing better baseball?

Marlon Brando.

I've heard some experts say that Brando was quite the prankster in his later years.  "Kaufmanesque" if you will.

Kafkaesque?

You're thinking of Gogol, no?

It's spelled "Google".

Spelled backwards, it's "Nature's".

[LoneStarCubFan]

Let's hope the Reds harness all that excitement they showed after yesterday's walk-off gift and young Volquez can stick it up the Brewers' ying-yang tonight.

Dusty's teams only play well when they're up against his former employers or Tony LaRussa. They'll drop all three to Milwaukee.