"Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.

[5laky]

Bronson Arroyo is the best pitcher of all time. So the Reds should be fine.

[5laky]

JERRY THE LESSER!!!

3-1 Reds.

[Shooter]

Bronson Arroyo is the best pitcher of all time. So the Reds should be fine.

3-run jack for Jerry the Lesser.

[5laky]

Bronson Arroyo is the best pitcher of all time. So the Reds should be fine.

3-run jack for Jerry the Lesser.

The Reds are titty-fucking CC right now. 1st and 3rd no out in the sixth.

[Al Czervik]

Bronson Arroyo is the best pitcher of all time. So the Reds should be fine.

3-run jack for Jerry the Lesser.

The Reds are titty-fucking CC right now. 1st and 3rd no out in the sixth.

Why?  Is he on the rag?

[Kerm]

Bronson Arroyo is the best pitcher of all time. So the Reds should be fine.

3-run jack for Jerry the Lesser.

The Reds are titty-fucking CC right now. 1st and 3rd no out in the sixth.

Good Lord.  Considering all the hand-wringing in Chicago about how badly the Cubs have been playing, there have to be people drowning themselves in molten cheese up north of the border.

[5laky]

Bronson Arroyo is the best pitcher of all time. So the Reds should be fine.

3-run jack for Jerry the Lesser.

The Reds are titty-fucking CC right now. 1st and 3rd no out in the sixth.

Good Lord.  Considering all the hand-wringing in Chicago about how badly the Cubs have been playing, there have to be people drowning themselves in molten cheese up north of the border.

Of course after I type that they're trying to squander that opportunity.

And they did...fuck.

92 pitches through six for Double D.

[Kerm]

Bronson Arroyo is the best pitcher of all time. So the Reds should be fine.

3-run jack for Jerry the Lesser.

The Reds are titty-fucking CC right now. 1st and 3rd no out in the sixth.

Good Lord.  Considering all the hand-wringing in Chicago about how badly the Cubs have been playing, there have to be people drowning themselves in molten cheese up north of the border.

Of course after I type that they're trying to squander that opportunity.

And they did...fuck.

92 pitches through six for Double D.

On the plus side, Bronson ArroCYo is through six with a 3-1 lead.

[Poon]

Bronson Arroyo is the best pitcher of all time. So the Reds should be fine.

3-run jack for Jerry the Lesser.

The Reds are titty-fucking CC right now. 1st and 3rd no out in the sixth.

Good Lord.  Considering all the hand-wringing in Chicago about how badly the Cubs have been playing, there have to be people drowning themselves in molten cheese up north of the border.

Nah, they've all been busy building mini Aaron Rodgers shrines out of the remnants of their giant golden Favre idol.  It's like when the Dead dismantled the wall of sound and an assload of new garage bands popped up in San Francisco.

[Dave B]

A walk in the park for CC today: "only" 113 pitches in seven innings. Dusty had Arroyo throw 120.

I hope CoCo Cordero has one more good inning in him for the 9th today.

Nevermind, FatHead Weathers is gas-canning the 8th.

[5laky]

A walk in the park for CC today: "only" 113 pitches in seven innings. Dusty had Arroyo throw 120.

I hope CoCo Cordero has one more good inning in him for the 9th today.

Nevermind, FatHead Weathers is gas-canning the 8th.

Blown. 4-3. Shit.

[Dave B]

Weathers sucks. Nice outing, douche.

[Shooter]

Weathers sucks. Nice outing, douche.

Didn't help that Dusty's fundamentally sound defense contributed mightily to the first two runs in the game. But, yeah, Weathers sucks balls.

[BC]

Ye shall trust in the Cubs! Reds! Milwaukee bullpen!

[Dave B]

Weathers pitching. 
Hardy singled to center. 
R.Braun walked, Hardy to second. 
Fielder singled to center, Hardy to third, R.Braun to second. 
T.Gwynn grounded into a double play, second baseman D.Richar to shortstop Keppinger to first baseman J.Votto, Hardy scored, R.Braun to third, Fielder out. 
M.Cameron singled to left, R.Braun scored. 
Counsell flied out to center fielder C.Patterson.