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Thrillho

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #1725 on: September 10, 2008, 03:50:03 PM »
Quote from: Dave B on September 10, 2008, 03:36:35 PM
A walk in the park for CC today: "only" 113 pitches in seven innings. Dusty had Arroyo throw 120.

I hope CoCo Cordero has one more good inning in him for the 9th today.

Nevermind, FatHead Weathers is gas-canning the 8th.

The hope jinx strikes again.
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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #1726 on: September 10, 2008, 03:56:09 PM »
Jerry Hairston hit a three-run home run to account for all of the Reds runs today.

Hairston's spot in the order comes up with two outs in the ninth in a one run game.

So of course Dusty pinch hits for him.

That guy Ks to end the game.
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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #1727 on: September 10, 2008, 03:56:53 PM »
If the Brewers' bullpen isn't blowing games, then what in the world are we supposed to believe in?
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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #1728 on: September 10, 2008, 04:04:23 PM »
Man, at least when the Cubs lose 2 of 3 to the Reds, it's on the road.
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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #1729 on: September 10, 2008, 04:04:30 PM »
Quote from: BC on September 10, 2008, 03:56:53 PM
If the Brewers' bullpen isn't blowing games, then what in the world are we supposed to believe in?

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #1730 on: September 10, 2008, 04:10:39 PM »
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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #1731 on: September 10, 2008, 04:32:26 PM »
Damn Dusty Baker and his pansy Reds.
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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #1732 on: September 10, 2008, 04:49:24 PM »
Quote from: Dave B on September 10, 2008, 03:36:35 PM
A walk in the park for CC today: "only" 113 pitches in seven innings. Dusty had Arroyo throw 120.

I hope CoCo Cordero has one more good inning in him for the 9th today.

Nevermind, FatHead Weathers is gas-canning the 8th.

Well both pitchers should enjoy this article.  http://www.fastcompany.com/magazine/128/the-most-valuable-player-in-sports-is-this-doctor.html?page=0%2C9
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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #1733 on: September 10, 2008, 05:04:27 PM »
Joe Biden is pretty much a moron.

http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2008/09/10/biden-hillary-might-have-been-better-vp-pick/

EDIT: Wrong thread.  I've never used the Internet before.
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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #1734 on: September 10, 2008, 05:27:23 PM »
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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #1735 on: September 10, 2008, 05:29:47 PM »
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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #1736 on: September 10, 2008, 05:37:24 PM »
Quote from: Mike D on September 10, 2008, 05:27:23 PM
Quote from: Eli on September 10, 2008, 05:04:27 PM
Joe Biden is pretty much a moron.

http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2008/09/10/biden-hillary-might-have-been-better-vp-pick/

And this is in the Turd Throw thread why, exactly?

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #1737 on: September 10, 2008, 05:54:04 PM »
Quote from: Kerm on September 10, 2008, 05:37:24 PM
Quote from: Mike D on September 10, 2008, 05:27:23 PM
Quote from: Eli on September 10, 2008, 05:04:27 PM
Joe Biden is pretty much a moron.

http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2008/09/10/biden-hillary-might-have-been-better-vp-pick/

And this is in the Turd Throw thread why, exactly?

THE HUEBITER WILL NOT ABIDE ANYTHING LESS THAN PERFECT INTERNET ETIQUETTE!

PUT THE CAR DOWN!
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Mike Douche

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #1738 on: September 10, 2008, 05:55:23 PM »
Quote from: Jon on September 10, 2008, 05:54:04 PM
Quote from: Kerm on September 10, 2008, 05:37:24 PM
Quote from: Mike D on September 10, 2008, 05:27:23 PM
Quote from: Eli on September 10, 2008, 05:04:27 PM
Joe Biden is pretty much a moron.

http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2008/09/10/biden-hillary-might-have-been-better-vp-pick/

And this is in the Turd Throw thread why, exactly?

THE HUEBITER WILL NOT ABIDE ANYTHING LESS THAN PERFECT INTERNET ETIQUETTE!

PUT THE CAR DOWN!

That's right.

Flippin' cars are for closers, only.
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cubbiebluestew

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #1739 on: September 10, 2008, 05:58:18 PM »
Quote from: Mike D on September 10, 2008, 05:27:23 PM
Quote from: Eli on September 10, 2008, 05:04:27 PM
Joe Biden is pretty much a moron.

http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2008/09/10/biden-hillary-might-have-been-better-vp-pick/

And this is in the Turd Throw thread why, exactly?

Because Hilary has better hair than Biden.  Next question.
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