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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #105 on: July 28, 2007, 03:28:35 PM »
Brewers just blew a 6-0 lead in the first game of a doubleheader against the Cardinals and lost 7-6. Normally, a team ahead of the Cubs losing like this would be a huge positive, but I don't think this really is. I have seen too many times when the Cardinals win a game on a fluke and then go on a winning tear...
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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #106 on: July 28, 2007, 04:55:34 PM »
Quote from: BC on July 28, 2007, 03:28:35 PM
Brewers just blew a 6-0 lead in the first game of a doubleheader against the Cardinals and lost 7-6. Normally, a team ahead of the Cubs losing like this would be a huge positive, but I don't think this really is. I have seen too many times when the Cardinals win a game on a fluke and then go on a winning tear...

Did you start crying after you typed this?

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #107 on: July 28, 2007, 04:56:30 PM »
Quote from: BC on July 28, 2007, 03:28:35 PM
Brewers just blew a 6-0 lead in the first game of a doubleheader against the Cardinals and lost 7-6. Normally, a team ahead of the Cubs losing like this would be a huge positive, but I don't think this really is. I have seen too many times when the Cardinals win a game on a fluke and then go on a winning tear...
Oh, for fuck's sake give up the fear of the Cardinals. They are awful. If they win the last three of the series with the Brewers it is great news for the Cubs. If the Cubs finish behind the Cardinals it will be because of a Cubs collapse, not a Cardinals resurgence.

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #108 on: July 28, 2007, 06:06:55 PM »
You guys don't get to see them nearly as much as I do living in Central Illinois. There was a game in '04 where they looked awful against the A's for eight innings but thanks to an error on a relatively easy play by Oakland they were able to score three in the ninth and won. They then went something like 26-10 after that game... The lesson is to never count those bastards out. I would rather take the short-term hit and have the Brewers win the game tonight and tomorrow just because I have seen the Cardinals get one lucky bounce or one lucky play and turn it into a huge winning streak...
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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #109 on: July 28, 2007, 06:14:45 PM »
Quote from: BC on July 28, 2007, 06:06:55 PM
You guys don't get to see them nearly as much as I do living in Central Illinois. There was a game in '04 where they looked awful against the A's for eight innings but thanks to an error on a relatively easy play by Oakland they were able to score three in the ninth and won. They then went something like 26-10 after that game... The lesson is to never count those bastards out. I would rather take the short-term hit and have the Brewers win the game tonight and tomorrow just because I have seen the Cardinals get one lucky bounce or one lucky play and turn it into a huge winning streak...

You are such a girl.

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #110 on: July 28, 2007, 06:21:32 PM »
This is weird hearing Cory ?Provus? give the patented Pat Hughes uniform descriptions.  I wonder if Pat has the same thing I have.

How about that DLee?
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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #111 on: July 28, 2007, 06:45:39 PM »
Quote from: BC on July 28, 2007, 06:06:55 PM
You guys don't get to see them nearly as much as I do living in Central Illinois. There was a game in '04 where they looked awful against the A's for eight innings but thanks to an error on a relatively easy play by Oakland they were able to score three in the ninth and won. They then went something like 26-10 after that game... The lesson is to never count those bastards out. I would rather take the short-term hit and have the Brewers win the game tonight and tomorrow just because I have seen the Cardinals get one lucky bounce or one lucky play and turn it into a huge winning streak...


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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #112 on: July 28, 2007, 06:54:17 PM »
Quote from: Shooter on July 28, 2007, 06:45:39 PM
Quote from: BC on July 28, 2007, 06:06:55 PM
You guys don't get to see them nearly as much as I do living in Central Illinois. There was a game in '04 where they looked awful against the A's for eight innings but thanks to an error on a relatively easy play by Oakland they were able to score three in the ninth and won. They then went something like 26-10 after that game... The lesson is to never count those bastards out. I would rather take the short-term hit and have the Brewers win the game tonight and tomorrow just because I have seen the Cardinals get one lucky bounce or one lucky play and turn it into a huge winning streak...




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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #113 on: July 28, 2007, 08:43:44 PM »
Sweet. During a recent porn web surfing marathon, I discovered there is a real niche fetish out there of guys that get off on women that piss their pants. Who knew? I think this gal in the jeans here would be quite the poster shot for this crowd.
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« Reply #114 on: July 28, 2007, 09:51:22 PM »
If the Cardinals are in first place in a couple weeks, don't say I didn't warn you about taking them lightly. I am hoping that the road trip they have to take in mid-August to Milwaukee and Chicago will be their final straw. But, they also could be first in two weeks. They have @PIT, @WSH, vSD, vLA. The Padres and Dodgers would have been tough two weeks ago, but the Padres aren't looking real good right now (And have lost Young), while the Dodgers have been a little better but not a ton so (And might be losing Penny, haven't heard anything officially on that). While they are doing that, the Brewers and Cubs are playing the Mets and Phils at home (Not easy) and then going on the road to Houston and Colorado (Those parks will be fun on the pitchers).
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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #115 on: July 28, 2007, 09:56:10 PM »
This has to be a schtick, right?  I mean, the Cardinals?  For serious?  The Cardinals?

There ain't enough meth in the world for me to hop aboard that bandwagon.

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #116 on: July 28, 2007, 10:06:55 PM »
Yeah, no shit. The Tards are finished. But the Astros! Oh, buddy, the Astros give me fits when I sleep. I'm also scared of the boogie man, the Detroit Lions, Peter King and Al Gore.


Heh heh heh...
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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #117 on: July 28, 2007, 10:41:01 PM »
Quote from: ~Apex on July 28, 2007, 10:06:55 PM
Yeah, no shit. The Tards are finished. But the Astros! Oh, buddy, the Astros give me fits when I sleep. I'm also scared of the boogie man, the Detroit Lions, Peter King and Al Gore.


Heh heh heh...

They traded Dan Wheeler to Tampa Bay for Ty Wigginton.  It's funny to think that a team that's 10.5 games back is buying instead of selling, but this IS the Astros we're talking about here....

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #118 on: July 28, 2007, 10:44:34 PM »
I never knew that BC had such a sense of humor. 

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #119 on: July 28, 2007, 11:08:14 PM »
Quote from: BC on July 28, 2007, 09:51:22 PM
If the Cardinals are in first place in a couple weeks, don't say I didn't warn you about taking them lightly. I am hoping that the road trip they have to take in mid-August to Milwaukee and Chicago will be their final straw. But, they also could be first in two weeks. They have @PIT, @WSH, vSD, vLA. The Padres and Dodgers would have been tough two weeks ago, but the Padres aren't looking real good right now (And have lost Young), while the Dodgers have been a little better but not a ton so (And might be losing Penny, haven't heard anything officially on that). While they are doing that, the Brewers and Cubs are playing the Mets and Phils at home (Not easy) and then going on the road to Houston and Colorado (Those parks will be fun on the pitchers).

You're a bitch.