"Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.

[JS]

I'm not going BC on anybody but I'm not going to think about final standings until late September. Right now, I'm enjoying today, because today is a beautiful thing. I'm not worried about the Cardinals, the Brewers, the D-Bags or anybody.

Theodore Roosevelt Lilly, Ogdens. Just win tonight, baby... 

I'll drink a giblet of Hendry 2002 to that. Apex, when do you make your grand entrance into Cook County? Strogerville?

Monarch'd

[Internet Apex]

I'm not going BC on anybody but I'm not going to think about final standings until late September. Right now, I'm enjoying today, because today is a beautiful thing. I'm not worried about the Cardinals, the Brewers, the D-Bags or anybody.

Theodore Roosevelt Lilly, Ogdens. Just win tonight, baby... 

I'll drink a giblet of Hendry 2002 to that. Apex, when do you make your grand entrance into Cook County?

August 18. I went apartment hunting all weekend with my girlfriend. Pretty depressing stuff. I go from being somebody with a good jorb and and a nice downtown apartment to being a nobody with an interview at the temp agency and a bunch of shitty apartments to choose from faster than Butchie Yost can raise his right arm to beckon the namesake of this thread.

But yesterday, I ignored all my better judgement and drove down to Wrigleyville, parked for free near the bike check and took a windy walk around the park with my sweetie. I bought her a tank top and showed her what the glory hole was for. The game was starting so we went to Sluggers and sat at the bar eating onion rings and watching the game. I went up to the batting cage and while she played pinball, I got my softball swing figured out. I've been dropping my hands.

Then we smoked a doob and stole a Chunky Bar from White Hen.

Then we went for a walk to sober up, got in our car and drove back to Indy. And I remembered why I'm doing this. Because I can't be the person I want to be if I don't take some chances, get off my dead, complacent ass and make some tough choices with my life. It'll be ok. See you in a couple weeks, Odgens.

[The Paul Popovich Experience]

I bought her a tank top and showed her what the glory hole was for.

I so want to meet your girlfriend.

[Slaky+]

I'm not going BC on anybody but I'm not going to think about final standings until late September. Right now, I'm enjoying today, because today is a beautiful thing. I'm not worried about the Cardinals, the Brewers, the D-Bags or anybody.

Theodore Roosevelt Lilly, Ogdens. Just win tonight, baby... 

I'll drink a giblet of Hendry 2002 to that. Apex, when do you make your grand entrance into Cook County?

August 18. I went apartment hunting all weekend with my girlfriend. Pretty depressing stuff. I go from being somebody with a good jorb and and a nice downtown apartment to being a nobody with an interview at the temp agency and a bunch of shitty apartments to choose from faster than Butchie Yost can raise his right arm to beckon the namesake of this thread.

But yesterday, I ignored all my better judgement and drove down to Wrigleyville, parked for free near the bike check and took a windy walk around the park with my sweetie. I bought her a tank top and showed her what the glory hole was for. The game was starting so we went to Sluggers and sat at the bar eating onion rings and watching the game. I went up to the batting cage and while she played pinball, I got my softball swing figured out. I've been dropping my hands.

Then we smoked a doob and stole a Chunky Bar from White Hen.

Then we went for a walk to sober up, got in our car and drove back to Indy. And I remembered why I'm doing this. Because I can't be the person I want to be if I don't take some chances, get off my dead, complacent ass and make some tough choices with my life. It'll be ok. See you in a couple weeks, Odgens.

Reminds me of when I moved into the city for the first time. June, 2003. You picked a good time son. A good time indeed.

[bozos72]

I'm not going BC on anybody but I'm not going to think about final standings until late September. Right now, I'm enjoying today, because today is a beautiful thing. I'm not worried about the Cardinals, the Brewers, the D-Bags or anybody.

Theodore Roosevelt Lilly, Ogdens. Just win tonight, baby... 

I'll drink a giblet of Hendry 2002 to that. Apex, when do you make your grand entrance into Cook County?

August 18. I went apartment hunting all weekend with my girlfriend. Pretty depressing stuff. I go from being somebody with a good jorb and and a nice downtown apartment to being a nobody with an interview at the temp agency and a bunch of shitty apartments to choose from faster than Butchie Yost can raise his right arm to beckon the namesake of this thread.

But yesterday, I ignored all my better judgement and drove down to Wrigleyville, parked for free near the bike check and took a windy walk around the park with my sweetie. I bought her a tank top and showed her what the glory hole was for. The game was starting so we went to Sluggers and sat at the bar eating onion rings and watching the game. I went up to the batting cage and while she played pinball, I got my softball swing figured out. I've been dropping my hands.

Then we smoked a doob and stole a Chunky Bar from White Hen.

Then we went for a walk to sober up, got in our car and drove back to Indy. And I remembered why I'm doing this. Because I can't be the person I want to be if I don't take some chances, get off my dead, complacent ass and make some tough choices with my life. It'll be ok. See you in a couple weeks, Odgens.

Reminds me of when I moved into the city for the first time. June, 2003. You picked a good time son. A good time indeed.

I first moved to the city in April, 1998.  I like this trend.

[Fork_The_Third]

I think we would be remiss if we didn't arrange some sort of get-together where we can properly stick Apex with a large bar tab welcome Apex to town.

[Slaky+]

I think we would be remiss if we didn't arrange some sort of get-together where we can properly stick Apex with a large bar tab welcome Apex to town.

I completely agree.

[bozos72]

Zambrano since June 6...from Yahoo Sports.

And his numbers since his June 6 start are staggering: 76 2/3 innings, 37 hits, 31 walks, 77 strikeouts and a 1.41 ERA.

37 hits in 76 innings!!!

[Fork_The_Third]

Zambrano since June 6...from Yahoo Sports.

And his numbers since his June 6 start are staggering: 76 2/3 innings, 37 hits, 31 walks, 77 strikeouts and a 1.41 ERA.

37 hits in 76 innings!!!

Coincidentally, that matches his hitting since June 6.

[Internet Apex]

More K's than baserunners? Holy shit.

[DwightKurtz]

You know, this whole thing started when somebody asked Z why he wasn't throwing as hard as he used to.

I wonder what would happen if somebody asked the Big Moose why he doesn't throw 110 MPH?

[CT II]

More K's than baserunners? Holy shit.

That's Marmolesque.

[LoneStarCubFan]

I'm not going BC on anybody but I'm not going to think about final standings until late September. Right now, I'm enjoying today, because today is a beautiful thing. I'm not worried about the Cardinals, the Brewers, the D-Bags or anybody.

Theodore Roosevelt Lilly, Ogdens. Just win tonight, baby... 

I'll drink a giblet of Hendry 2002 to that. Apex, when do you make your grand entrance into Cook County?

August 18. I went apartment hunting all weekend with my girlfriend. Pretty depressing stuff. I go from being somebody with a good jorb and and a nice downtown apartment to being a nobody with an interview at the temp agency and a bunch of shitty apartments to choose from faster than Butchie Yost can raise his right arm to beckon the namesake of this thread.

But yesterday, I ignored all my better judgement and drove down to Wrigleyville, parked for free near the bike check and took a windy walk around the park with my sweetie. I bought her a tank top and showed her what the glory hole was for. The game was starting so we went to Sluggers and sat at the bar eating onion rings and watching the game. I went up to the batting cage and while she played pinball, I got my softball swing figured out. I've been dropping my hands.

Then we smoked a doob and stole a Chunky Bar from White Hen.

Then we went for a walk to sober up, got in our car and drove back to Indy. And I remembered why I'm doing this. Because I can't be the person I want to be if I don't take some chances, get off my dead, complacent ass and make some tough choices with my life. It'll be ok. See you in a couple weeks, Odgens.

Reminds me of when I moved into the city for the first time. June, 2003. You picked a good time son. A good time indeed.

I first moved to the city in April, 1998.  I like this trend.

The last three times I've been to Wrigley to see the Cubs have been in 1998, 2003 and...2007.

[Internet Apex]

I'm not going BC on anybody but I'm not going to think about final standings until late September. Right now, I'm enjoying today, because today is a beautiful thing. I'm not worried about the Cardinals, the Brewers, the D-Bags or anybody.

Theodore Roosevelt Lilly, Ogdens. Just win tonight, baby... 

I'll drink a giblet of Hendry 2002 to that. Apex, when do you make your grand entrance into Cook County?

August 18. I went apartment hunting all weekend with my girlfriend. Pretty depressing stuff. I go from being somebody with a good jorb and and a nice downtown apartment to being a nobody with an interview at the temp agency and a bunch of shitty apartments to choose from faster than Butchie Yost can raise his right arm to beckon the namesake of this thread.

But yesterday, I ignored all my better judgement and drove down to Wrigleyville, parked for free near the bike check and took a windy walk around the park with my sweetie. I bought her a tank top and showed her what the glory hole was for. The game was starting so we went to Sluggers and sat at the bar eating onion rings and watching the game. I went up to the batting cage and while she played pinball, I got my softball swing figured out. I've been dropping my hands.

Then we smoked a doob and stole a Chunky Bar from White Hen.

Then we went for a walk to sober up, got in our car and drove back to Indy. And I remembered why I'm doing this. Because I can't be the person I want to be if I don't take some chances, get off my dead, complacent ass and make some tough choices with my life. It'll be ok. See you in a couple weeks, Odgens.

Reminds me of when I moved into the city for the first time. June, 2003. You picked a good time son. A good time indeed.

I first moved to the city in April, 1998.  I like this trend.

The last three times I've been to Wrigley to see the Cubs have been in 1998, 2003 and...2007.

Fair-weather fan?

[Kermit]

I'm not going BC on anybody but I'm not going to think about final standings until late September. Right now, I'm enjoying today, because today is a beautiful thing. I'm not worried about the Cardinals, the Brewers, the D-Bags or anybody.

Theodore Roosevelt Lilly, Ogdens. Just win tonight, baby... 

I'll drink a giblet of Hendry 2002 to that. Apex, when do you make your grand entrance into Cook County?

August 18. I went apartment hunting all weekend with my girlfriend. Pretty depressing stuff. I go from being somebody with a good jorb and and a nice downtown apartment to being a nobody with an interview at the temp agency and a bunch of shitty apartments to choose from faster than Butchie Yost can raise his right arm to beckon the namesake of this thread.

But yesterday, I ignored all my better judgement and drove down to Wrigleyville, parked for free near the bike check and took a windy walk around the park with my sweetie. I bought her a tank top and showed her what the glory hole was for. The game was starting so we went to Sluggers and sat at the bar eating onion rings and watching the game. I went up to the batting cage and while she played pinball, I got my softball swing figured out. I've been dropping my hands.

Then we smoked a doob and stole a Chunky Bar from White Hen.

Then we went for a walk to sober up, got in our car and drove back to Indy. And I remembered why I'm doing this. Because I can't be the person I want to be if I don't take some chances, get off my dead, complacent ass and make some tough choices with my life. It'll be ok. See you in a couple weeks, Odgens.

Reminds me of when I moved into the city for the first time. June, 2003. You picked a good time son. A good time indeed.

I first moved to the city in April, 1998.  I like this trend.

The last three times I've been to Wrigley to see the Cubs have been in 1998, 2003 and...2007.

Ted Lilly shot at Kendall from the Brixen Ivy building and ran to the firehouse.  Jason Kendall shot at Lilly from the firehouse and ran to the Brixen Ivy building...